I was 18 when someone first pointed out how my vocals offered the same tone & twangy nuance as Tom’s In 2001 I cried w/my Granddads death but it would be 16 yrs (and many deaths later) before I cried again. And not for a relative, it was for Tom 🎶 “There’s a Southern Accent where [we] come from…”

Still Ugly 😆

“I’m passing sleeping cities…” Gainesville, Sept. 2006: I was living in Key West, planned to be at this show till a downgraded hurricane (Ernesto?) ran the tourists off just long enough to destroy my cash flow Stevie Nicks also showed up, adding “what if” moments to my life 😂 #MusicSky #TomPetty

For today’s Feature Presentation I share with you… “Uncle Barf” 😂

Mornin’

can’t stop photoshopping the lead singer of nickelback into movie scenes: thread

Muppet Vision 3D closes later today after 34 years at Disney’s Hollywood Studios This morning we have a Muppets thread from one of my favorite digital artist here on the sky? It’s divine timing. Erin is doing the Lords work! 😆

Am I gonna need to re-activate an old Twitter account just to watch the sh*t show on this weeks episode of the Billionaire Boys Club?

Ironically going to see Friendship today by myself.

ok just hear me out: mariah carrie

It’s true 🙃 👴 #musicsky

angela lansbury as fictional characters: thread

if they ever give me a directorial debut: thread

Correction: AMC gave me back all 80,000 points, I guess the remaining 30K arrived later that day? 🤷‍♂️ I spent 10K in rewards the same day, when I went to see Thunderbolts (on Wednesday). I earned back the 2,426 from that same viewing So AMC Theaters went above and beyond IMO, they didn’t have to! 👌

Notice how it’s always, “our laws must be inspired by the Bible!” until it comes to the +2,000 passages in the Bible that discuss the generous use of wealth and possessions in a way that prioritizes the needs of the poor, this sick, the stranger, the vulnerable, and the oppressed.

you go to the store and all the soups are the same price. however, it's different stuff in all the cans. so how do they do that

Better late than never 🤷‍♂️

UPDATE: They gave me back 50,000 of my points! I’ll take that as a win! And I didn’t have to renew A-List for it (I had already renewed at the lower Premier level) Nice to see AMC is still in the customer service game 👌

manufacturer: we've invented a lightbulb designed to flip off the sun. a single bulb can light a football stadium and its entire parking lot. the light is so intense it can bake a holiday ham in 17 minutes. every car company: get two of those in every compact SUV immediately

Okay. This makes me happy. Legit smiles. 🙃

Music Biz 101: West Palm Tan—across multiple campaigns now—has REPEATEDLY IGNORED cease & desist letters from music Publishers, Artists & record labels for ILLEGALLY using their music at rally’s WITHOUT PAYING FOR THE REQUIRED Permissions & Licensing But Assholes keep letting Assholes asshole! 🤷‍♂️

Last night I actually live watched SNL for the first time since February. Season Finale of the 50th—it’s required. Everyone should prefer it LIVE before the censors and lawyers can get hands on it for the West Coast rebroadcast and streaming edits! Plus, Season finale = ALWAYS THIS!! ⬇️ 🙃 😂 #SNL

You can tell a lot about a person by the company they keep #TomPetty #MusicSky #MusicianSky

Too bad—Josh is a legit dude both on AND off stage. Foo Fighters was the last band I *needed* to see LIVE—before Taylor’s passing Josh renewed my interest, then Dave’s Sh*t Show crushed it—if I wanted to give energy to cheaters I would’ve stayed w/my ex wife Josh is a family guy—Respect🤘 #MusicSky

So I’m coming off of my 5+ week tolerance break (medical cannabis) and planning to finally go see Thunderbolts w/edibles (yay C-PTSD) I didn’t renew my AMC Stubs Account last year due to *motions to all of this* and was downgraded to the free Insider tier Now it looks like I lost my 80K Points 🤦🏻‍♂️🙃

The past couple of months have been—something. So last night I started catching up on SNL, went w/Jack Black hosting for the first time in 20 yrs Solid choices were made, rooted in music, of course🤘*despite a weak Tom Petty sketch I laughed a lil too hard at this one esp. Jack as My Chem Romance 😆

Just keep trying your best, Steve!

BREAKING NEWS: Otter mum wants to show you her baby!

All I can think of….

BREAKING: The Eleventh Circuit, on a 2-1 vote, holds that Florida’s anti-drag law is likely unconstitutional and upholds the injunction barring enforcement of the ban. media.ca11.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...

the fuck even is a goo goo doll

Steve is never ordering from Amazon again! He bought some chicken feed for his chickens and as soon as it came Amazon wanted his feed back!!!

Nick Cage, huh? Okay… not sure what that says about me, but this just piqued my interest a little more 🤔 😂

Don’t worry, kid.. in a few years you’ll get to experience nuclear bomb drills from beneath your school desk 🙃

Dreamfinder as promised… sorry for grain, Kodak Disc wasn’t setting any new standards in low-light photography 😂

Original Magic Kingdom Rocket Jets as promised. Parents were church youth leaders (high school teenagers). I was in elementary school. That’s my mom in the back of the middle pic (August 1987)

This Mother’s Day Weekend, shower mom with the last companion she’ll ever need. *Gratuities Not Included

In Huntsville for Mother’s Day Weekend - Medical cannabis tolerance break since April 8th - Rarely eat sweets - Tried medicating w/pint of Cherry Garcia - Not Grateful, Feeling Dead 🤢

This regime is gutting vital services relied upon by millions...all to extend even more tax cuts (and subsidies) to the super-rich. (Art work by @doodlebymeg)

As I’ve said for YEARS now, the Bob Iger way: “If you can’t dream it, Buy It” He’s always been Zero f***s w/regard to integrity & creativity Some of y’all are just NOW seeing how badly he sucks 😂 Screenshot of alt text I composed for a comment I made two-days ago on Monday. See the last line…

Artificial intelligence when I was a kid

Jazz n AWOL dats our team Step inside da party disrupt da whole scene When it comes 2 beats well I'm a fiend I like my sugar w/coffee-n-cream Gotta keep it goin keep it goin full steam 2 sweet to be sour 2 nice to be mean On the tough guy style Im not 2 keen Tryna change da world I’ll plot n scheme

BREAKING: The 60 days of Florida's legislative session have concluded. While lawmakers will have to come back in the following weeks to finalize the budget — together, we just achieved the impossible AGAIN: Every anti-LGBTQ bill filed this year has been defeated! Statement: eqfl.org/every-anti-l...

I don’t believe the good times are over I don’t believe the thrill is all gone Real love is a man’s salvation The weak ones fall, the strong carry on Straight into darkness Out over the line Straight into darkness Straight into night

It was me and my sidekick He was drunk and I was sick We were caught up in a barroom fight Till an Indian shot out the lights I’m so tired of being tired Sure as night will follow day Most things I worry about Never happen anyway