"Stop procrastinating" in cuneiform: "Why don't you write your tablet and do your homework? If you don't, they will say: "Is *this* the sister of Sheru'a-eṭirat, eldest daughter of the Succession Palace of Ashur-etel-ilani-mukinni, the great king, mighty king, king of the world, king of Assyria?"

so many guys still have their pussys wet for kevin rogan

mark cuban says PANIC

okay

sometimes you pass the shy girl the basketball for the first time and her consciousness splits and she immediately goes hard in the motherfucking paint, balling completely out of control. that's just science. that's just hoop science. ask a basketball scientist. they'll tell you

me

the popular with friends page sucks. what are you all liking?

call it a zoonosis the way he got the me bug

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

hawk thee tuah nunnery

dont PISS me off

undressed salad 😋

all oranges should be easy peel oranges

you call me misbeliever, mark? youtu.be/-vSR6W8_uBU

Tucker Carlson confesses

Every once in a while some senator you’ve never heard of revives a dead Twitter account to say like, “waiting in drive thru line, ironic! not driving thru here at the moment. big BEEF on the way and the kids are drying tears on the seatbelt.”

how it feels to sleep in

i can understand logicians insofar as learning logic makes it impossible to resist telling people uninteresting facts about logic

only a logician would think to teach intro logic with a natural deduction system featuring only ->, ¬, and ∀

"The N being, of course, a dialectic redundance, Apoleon is simply a form of Apollo. The European conquests of Napoleon are thus figurative expressions for the rising sun, which, though spreading over the continent of Europe, was unable to penetrate the cloudy atmosphere of Britain."

sky as thin as paper we're having today

the times are changing

games journalism is back

u got 20 seconds to share money marge and get 10 years of good fortune

real but i lowkey love it when hack fraud judges block conservative legislation

many of you are 26 years old and still dont know what a reciprocity law is

waiter waiter an espresso and and once i have drunk it an ounce of grappa in the same cup please

Sad to see all these people pandering to new Brazilian users instead of doing what I’m doing: enjoying a nice Saturday afternoon sipping a caipirinha and vibing to the bossa nova stylings of João Gilberto.

i watched a talk mary beard gave to a museum organization recently and she suggested that the risk of this happening is worth giving kids direct access to artifacts, since there is no real shortage of old pots, and i still kinda agree, people will still freak though

watery sunshine

blow job job

I keep a picture of beavis and butthead saved on a special folder in my phone sowhen people start to show me something on their phone I can pull it up really fast and show them before they show me

the right erotic art says youre sensual but smart

dont talk to me until ive had my mourning coffee

don't interrupt me until i've had my morning sensibilia

the past is a merely possible country

how the new york state GOP looks at robert moses when he asks for another million to build beach huts

he's tan, rested, and ready! trump in '28