Lots of new stuff at The Dark Tower shoppe! Link is in bio. All things serve the beam

Bluesky prez

Top 5 song.

Bob Dylan is an Avenger?

This goes so hard.

At home with my cats eating cold baked beans out the can just as Uncle Sam would have wanted

Yooooo!!! Day=made

Yes! They are just terrified to work! MAGA

Oh wow this is gonna be fucking incredible.

"this is the future liberals want" and it's just some guy taking a free bus to buy a dozen eggs for $2.99

When inspiration strikes. Why am I drinking my big ass jugs of water out of a spectrum jug? I have the technology

My other car is one

FOLKS

Post a Stephen King story you want to see adapted into a movie

Venti (see you) later

Big Balls has resigned! Let their DOGE involvement follow them all for the rest of their lives! His name is Edward Coristine.

Please let this man win. This could be just the spark we need

Saw an ICE agent at the grocery store. Took everything in me to not yell "FUCK ICE" in the checkout line... I wish I woulda in retrospect

Some skeet to remember; some skeet to forget

Dying in a pointless nuclear blast feels a little too on the nose tbh.

At least we can buy expensive eggs?

anyway I think most can relate to this

My dad desperately needs new glasses and I said he looks like Dustin Hoffman in Papillon and now he’s on the phone making an appointment to get new glasses. Sick burn on my pops.

Sirens on Netflix is excellent!

Someone give this idiot a modern tranqualizer.

Someone purchased this one tonight.

Gabagool

I have a little pain in my gums and so I got some orajel and this feeling takes me back to the good ol’ days

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It turns out going to the sauna almost every day will make you sweat profusely and I mean profusely long after you've left. I'm a walking man in the shower.

I managed to take a good picture

This house on my street is screaming at me and I love it.

The funniest thing that happened at the protest was while waiting for the bus afterwards a cybertruck drove by and everyone was exhausted from the days events, yet we all mustered the strength to boo at it as it drove by

Yes

Yes

We out here

Protesting with my aunt, uncle, and cousin today in Long Beach. It’s a family affair! #nokingsday

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Rarely does a film slap you in the face and say, "HEY! Live your life the best you can because it's all you've got!" quite like The Life Of Chuck. Woke up early, hit the gym, bought groceries and am now listening to music with my dad... Thanks Chuck!

That’s more like it.

Life of Chuck is an entirely new type of movie. I can’t explain it.

The only King I recognize

Tears were shed for sure. But such a joyous movie

Saw the movie and had to buy the book. SO GOOD!!!! Go see it right now

This Constant Reader (and watcher) saw @mikeflanaganfilm.com's THE LIFE OF CHUCK at @sydfilmfest.bsky.social last night. Based on @stephenking.bsky.social's novella, it's a tender, joyful, time-reversed mosaic that honours the humanity in, well, a life. thereelbits.com/2025/06/12/r... #SydFilmFest

saw someone say “gavin newsom hates republicans and homeless people, and he's all out of homeless people." 😭

THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER! I've been waiting years for this one.