Nobody: Me: First of all, if you were beefing at a wedding, you should've been beefing at that wedding. Why would you bring it to somebody else's club? That’s sad.

Ok, hear me out. 🙏🏾 Beyoncé… let’s make Act III a Destiny’s Child reunion album with you, Kelly, Michelle, Latavia and Latoya. 👀🤞🏾

“Disrespect will close doors that apologies cannot reopen”

Omg look 🥰🥰🥰 I know yall can tell who these two cuties are

No on in the history of ever has asked to borrow my password to Peacock

“Sometimes we are just the collateral damage in someone else's war against themselves.”

Nah I’ll hit that “calm down!”outta no where 🤣

🙌🏽 🫨

Yes, but mine is be calm, be calm, be calm. 😭

Nobody: Me: She hurt me with my Ariana Grande shirt on!

😮‍💨 The actors are gon' get all the shine they so richly deserve, BUT THESE WRITERS HAD AN ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKIN' FIELD DAY ON THE #LIONESS FINALE! 🤌🏾

I get my lick back by calling all my energy out the situation. If you thought we was gonna go back and forth, you thought wrong.

You said you’re going to bed soon. 🎤😩

Everything I do genuine & from the heart… don’t ever think you finessed me💯

🗣️EFFIE WE ALL GOT PAAAAAAIN!

This!!! 😂 Literally SHOOKETH! 😂

I literally paused the documentary and yelled this! Because excuse me?! I’m literally one of Brandy’s biggest fans and DID NOT know this!! 🧍🏾‍♀️😂

WAKE UP AND PAY ATTENTION

Is this a security question to stay in BlackSky? If I say no, will I be added to a block list? 🧍🏾‍♀️ lol

The Spill app looking at us log into Bluesky everyday.

Oldest daughter = family manager. Definitely a scheme set up by Todd.

“You know what? When you said that last time, I was kind of trippin', right? But now, you right. I am crazy. But you know what else? I don’t give af!” My favorite response when someone says “crazy” in a sentence lol

It definitely tastes like a shoelace rolled in tar and dipped in wax, sis lol

This is my sign to start telling them I’m 80… unprovoked. “You know, I’m 80 so I need to hurry up and get to my car” and swiftly walk away.

Right! Get tf out there!

No one: Mike Tyson:

Not an extremely huge head lmao

Oop. Better talk that ish! Lmao

Can they fight in the bathroom?

FUCK outta here. How did she win with all of those penalties?!

🧘🏾‍♀️ Ok, I’m calm now 😂

Bite her ass!!!

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

A draw?!? Booooooooooooooooo

Listennnnn. My gloves would be off! Giving you minks while grabbing your hair.

When does Tyson and his manties (man panties) come out? #TysonVsPaul

I send you this… I’m trying to knock your bun down. #TysonVsPaul

Why tf would they ask Evander Holyfield that? Lmao.

Honestly… Evander Holyfield should run on the stage like an old Jerry Springer episode. #TysonPaul

😂 Oh he wanted a little razzle dazzle I see. Cracking up at the bun getting knocked out.

Damn… he knocked his cute ass bun down.

Did he just?!?

Y’all watching the fight while I’m trying to see these cornrows. The heart and bun combo kinda cute. Braids lowkey neat af lol.

Right! I’m not telling anyone how hard I got hit. I’d be on there like, “I mean, he hit me but I didn’t really feel anything” 😂