Arrest him for them sideburns instead

That’s the kind gambling that get you “falling” like Jay Leno.

i wanna go on another staycation 😭🤭

yeah i know they thick asf 😩

Only thing been cracked is my wallet unfortunately

Room temperature water hits when you wake up out your sleep and grab that bottle

Ma’am you put your lips on public water fountains I think you should sit this one out

Damn you TikTok, you got me eating sardines

Let me see yall with your pets

It was snowing 6 months ago

Parks and Rec, Superstore

FORCING and guilt tripping children/young adults into believing in God and confusing that just going to church will lead you into going to heaven

Condemning your gay daughter or son but excusing and forgiving the predatory family members

Not getting people professional help when dealing with mental illness and instead just praying for them. Prayer can move mountains and all you need is faith the size of a mustard seed but people also need to go sit down with that lady and get a prescription

I wouldn’t have paid bills if I knew A DAMN HURRICANE WAS COMING 😒😖

Me WILLINGLY falling for the propaganda

Me as soon as “God In Me” comes on 🤣😭🤣

My homegirl told me if they don’t have a kid by 39, could I donate my sperm to them….i feel honored but bruh lol 😂

Give it a read

That’s why his for sale a** was down here in Louisiana pushing legislation that would increase the tax burden on the poor so he can get a tax break for his studio

Fanatics, creating chaos and then pointing to scriptures.

Jordan didn’t do it alone, LeBron didn’t do it alone. Niggas scared to have teammates and think they bigger than the program

I read a book that was set in the Victorian era that had smut in it and I actually enjoyed it

*air horns* *skins out* ZAGGA ZOW!

And he was serious?!

How do yall feel about Nonchalant attitudes when dating?

Tumblr, specifically Black Tumblr was elite before Yahoo bought it. The topics used to be entertaining, especially the drama. I remember FreckleGate (When someone pointed out a girl freckles was fake and they was beefing talking about fighting.) The peanut butter/ Jelly couple and the girl was 🐈🎣

The 👏🏾 deodorant 👏🏾with👏🏾the👏🏾aluminum👏🏾

It does not need to be 2 hours and foreplay isn’t just at the moment when sex starts.

Chile…

Backstage at Essence Fest

Storm

Both

Choking and biting

Kissing but also hugs from someone I’m in love with

Honestly idk anymore

Here’s the thing…foreplay can literally be all day. It doesn’t have to just be “physical” in the time that sex is being initiated

•Crashing out •Oversharing/Airing out all your business on socials •Attention seeking •Feigned Indifference •Incompetence

Jamie man..so talented

NGL if it’s the end….thank god I’m Black and I got to experience being black

Mood

The ICE raids will ramp up around the time for the midterms

How they want to raise children What are their religious values and beliefs What was life like growing up for them Financial Stuff

Money

Joy

The “Not My Problem” attitude is going to continue ruining us