I’m a subscriber to the Detroit Free Press. Why am I be subjected to popup ads? @freep

Salute to an all-time tweet

The first acid trip took place (by accident) on this day in 1943. 👁️

finally, a train we can hate

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

Squirrel keeping an eye out on the neighborhood.

Oh no.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

Are we about to have some sort of Midwest monsoon season?

Back at the old website I did a thread of actors who appeared on the Golden Girls and also on Star Trek, and now that threads work like threads here, I think it's time to bring it over.

Steal her look

A few weeks ago, I had the pleasure of going through some of the boardgames in the Library of Congress collection. We found a game not in @boardgamegeek.com: The Diligent Girl as Lady of the House. More below, but: Can anyone help me figure out the publisher? Can't make a BGG entry without one! 1/

Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)

#OtD 8 Apr 2013 former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher died. Street parties spontaneously broke out across the country. Pictured: Thatcher being welcomed to hell by one of her good friends and supporters, serial paedophile Jimmy Savile stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1076...

Logging on

Picard & Riker, in another timeline

HOLY SHIT

Better start proofing Him now if you expect Him to be risen by dawn.

Cologuard marketing should be trying to take advantage of this moment, “Pooping into a container is great actually.”

He's just the greatest at whatever he's doing — "i'm gonna call the President to try to get out of this DUI" is the Winning-The-Masters of being a 50 year old divorced guy

One day after launching a rocket to the Moon and I’m already back to “fuck this place.”

I’m not going to hassle these folks because you’ve got to watch out for yourself regardless of whether or not you have the right-of-way. What I want to know is that if my situational awareness fails me and I get hit, how do I make sure I take the driver out with me?

It is now t-shirt and shorts weather in Detroit.

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

YO! YOYOYOYOYO! Stop everything! The new Willy's Chocolate Experience just dropped! I bring you: BARBIE DREAMFEST! www.reddit.com/r/Barbie/com...

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

Can't believe that "Nazi moon base" may no longer be a conspiracy but a future landmark in my lifetime

So is it follow everyone and put the people you want to follow more closely in a list? Or do you follow a small group and add everyone else you still want to keep tabs on to a list?

The featured photo from this excellent post on Defector: defector.com/ice-agents-d...

Bald eagles and a bunch of paragraphs of ‘Trump says’ on the front page of the Detroit Free Press. What a failure of an edition. Are all the Gannett papers like this?

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

A pimp and a billionaire. We got a twofer.

Well it looks like there are at least two reasons to watch the new Masterpiece starting tonight.

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

As I got this image of artwork installed at a bus stop, from Phil Jupitus' Instagram post, I'm going to tentatively say it's in Scotland. It's a collection of mostly Trump political insiders in WWII Nazi uniforms. Pick the one face which, in NSW, would have the local cops racing to tear it down. 😑

Sometimes you just get that shot. Anna's hummingbird with a little friend, in my yard. Davis, CA. #birds #ants

I want to know if anyone has gotten ArcGIS to run on a MacBook Neo using Parallels.

This is how I found out that Chuck Norris, source of lame WoW Barrens Chat humor, had died.

When you're too drunk to stay at the club but your jam hits as you're walking out the door

Southland Tales is the only movie stupid enough to actually be prophetic about 2026

Southland Tales is as much a herald of the future as Idiocracy.

"Hot, sexy, dangerous boys—central to virtually all young adult romance novels—cannot be copyrighted."—Judge Colleen McMahon Glad we've got that settled, at least. lunch.publishersmarketplace.com/wp-content/u...

#TodayinHistory #dataviz #Onthisday #OTD 🎂Mar 16, 1813 John Snow born in Yorkshire, England 🇬🇧 1854: His dot map of deaths in Soho leads (eventually) to discovery of the water-borne source of a cholera epidemic. I celebrate his birthday with a couple of my favorite Snow Map re-creations

I want a function that lets me block posts if the poster includes specific Amazon affiliate codes in the links that they post.

Kids just can’t get enough of Jonathan Winters. (To be fair this show did introduce me to the fabulous Phyllis Diller.)