Introducing all of the people who cut inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame this year at the beginning of a game when the Hurricanes are in Toronto is literally doing it at us. Rod Brind’Amour should already have been inducted. This is some bullshit. 

Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government.

@captainspod.bsky.social He CAN live with it...

Bennett with a charging hit: "Florida's playing hard!" Svetch hits Bob with his hip on a drive-by: "That's a dirty play! That should be a penalty!"

Is there some way we could MAYBE get some national broadcasters that aren’t Florida Panthers fans?!?

Sigh. The disappointment of rooting for Toronto. Not crazy about having to face the Panthers again.

What if in a Star Trek they just casually revealed that Bigfoot was real. Someone just mentions it to make a point or something, like "well people didn't think bigfoot existed until 2078". And then they never bring it up again, but canonically in the Star Trek universe, Bigfoot exists now.

Meanwhile, 47 hours of transfixed gazing later…

Ray Ferraro: “Carolina steals the game.” The HELL we stole that game! #LetsGoCanes

A meme for May 4th

Fun news! I’m now a contract writer for TVSins! I’ve been contributing to scripts for a few videos a month, and this is the first one to be released. It’s a collaborative effort, so only some of the jokes are mine…but I’m super-excited to be a part of the snarky fun! youtu.be/UYB6fPqMTPM?...

@captainspod.bsky.social I CAN live with it…

Want to hear me talk about Star Trek (as if those of you who know me haven’t been subjected to that many, many times…). I was a guest on @captainspod.bsky.social this week, talking about DS9’s “In the Pale Moonlight.” Check it out here: redcircle.com/shows/cd60a3... or wherever you get your podcasts

It’s playoff time! Here we go!

Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs

Brilliant.

Happy First Contact Day to those who celebrate.

Holy crap. This is gonna be funny. (I hope.)

Me: *stands on one leg* My flamenco teacher: No.

One beer to rule them all? #FontsMatter

Given the state of the world, it’s a silly thing to be grumpy about… But when did people start saying “I have a pit in my stomach.“ That’s not the saying. It’s, “I have a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.” Get it right, people!

Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’ theonion.com/conserv...

Damn right.

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

Holy crap! Let’s go’Canes!!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Irina is unaware that she’s a little big to be a lapdog.

Savings are easy when you don't take any responsibility for the consequences.

@bestmattever.bsky.social Happy birthday!

I’m in.

Accurate.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Excellent! (Also...yes, please.)

If anybody is looking for a map app alternative that didn’t give in to the idiotic renaming of the Gulf, might I recommend MapQuest.

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance theonion.com/concern...

Somebody really enjoys Big Bang Theory.

Got my first shingles vaccine today. You know…while we’re still allowed to do that sort of thing.

Stephen. Remind people that they’re not helpless