The best ever death metal band out of Denton will in time both outpace and outlive you

Found a nice spot to bleed out while I have flashbacks of my dead wife smiling and laughing

So is it really just me that thought the lead Predator in Badlands was a lady?

I'm normally respectful with the gnomes, but he fell that way by accident and I'm just gonna leave him like that @powerwashsimulator.co.uk

The thing about Frankenstein is, Victor can definitely be interpreted as a "monster" for creating a life and not considering the ethical ramifications of doing so. But the creature is also definitely a monster because it murders multiple innocent people.

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If Elle Fanning gets worn like a backpack in Predator Badlands, does that make her a Fanning-pack?

May the fires be particularly hot and the pokers be particularly sharp for Dick Cheney

Rain on Halloween should be prohibited. Not just because it impedes trick or treating, but because it ruins that special something that's in the air on Halloween night. There's a magic in the air on October 31st, and I'm convinced it's why the holiday falls on that night. Rain kills that.

Actually managed to take a good photo

If Israel is attacking Gaza, the ceasefire isn't "under strain". It's broken.

You could replace Mia Goth in Frankenstein with a sad kitten in a bonnet and nothing would change. Similarly, Oscar Isaac could be in full Apocalypse makeup from X-Men.

Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein is a testament to the fact that bigger isn't always better

Woke up to a notification that my unemployment insurance coverage got extended for an additional 20 weeks. The flood of relief through my body was palpable. Good God, this job market sucks.

Also the subplot with the eagle hunter guy was pointless and added nothing except enabling Michael Rooker to be there

I respect how the Peacemaker season 2 finale very deliberately bucked the trend of how streaming superhero shows always end with a big CGI sky battle, but I think it overcorrected to a degree and leaned too hard into character drama over spectacle

Is the character Tron even in the new Tron movie? I haven't seen anyone even ask this. Or allude to him in any of the trailers. He's the guy the franchise is named for, you'd think he'd be even moderately important.

Having the evil Russian guy in Iron Man 2 insist on drone warfare was oddly prescient huh

Objectively very funny that the first Venom movie made money as a fluke, which mistakenly convinced Sony that they had something with the whole Spider-Man Villains Movies idea, leading them to make a whole string of absolute garbage that everyone hated.

In case you're wondering how Glenn Powell is doing, he's starring in a Hulu original series that also features Hawk Tuah girl

Goodall was a good'un Rip

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I fucking hate job hunting. I get a DM on LinkedIn saying "your profile looks like a great match" so sure, I fill out the form. Half an hour later I get an email saying "we have no positions that match your qualifications" SO I GUESS THE FIRST PART WAS JUST A FUCKING LIE THEN HUH

Torn between wanting Tron Ares to bomb so that Hollywood finally learns that Jared Leto fucking sucks and wanting Tron Ares to succeed so that Hollywood learns that Tron is cool and should continue to be a thing

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

I too am gaseous and optimal

My back hurts

Lady in the waiting room I'm in has a shirt on that says "I smell children" on the sleeve. It took me a moment to realize it's a Hocus Pocus shirt. Even so, I dunno if wearing that is a great idea.

Stephen Miller, probably

I don't need to be able to see Wolverine's pores, thanks #StateofPlay

Kiwami 3 looks cool, but where's Ichiban. Where's RGG9 starring my fluffy boy.

An important thing to note here is that they aren't actually blaming Tylenol for Autism. They're blaming women.

I know this whole conversation already happened when Freddy Krueger was a pop culture mainstay, but.....is it not kinda weird to put a fictional child murderer on a soda can?

Petition to rename Tylenol Autism Tictacs

It's not surprising that Christians have been whipped into religious hysteria. What is surprising is that Christians have been whipped into religious hysteria....at the word of a black man from South Africa. It's almost progressive, almost. Maybe racism really is dead.

Today I bought a new belt, because the old one got too big for me. What a marvelous turn of events.

Nobody ever says "eat your heart out" anymore

Putting Morbius back in theaters AGAIN

At some point, the white community is going to have to do something about the high rates of crime in white neighborhoods.

Can the isekai truck just hit me already? So tired of applying for office jobs.

Me when there's two of something

Make a Green Arrow movie. Give him the beard and goatee and the Robin Hood cap with the feather in it. Make him fiercely anti-corporate, anti-cop, anti-fascist. Make him fight corrupt and oppressive institutions and not just bad actors within otherwise benign institutions.

What if Denis throws an absolute curveball and his Bond movie is actually campy and fun instead of super serious and prestige-y. What if he does the exact opposite of what the Craig movies all did and embrace the goofiest aspects of the franchise. That'd be neat.

Did these just completely stop existing?

"Step away from the podcast mic" is just the 21st century version of telling someone "get off your soapbox"

Wow, so far the DCU has a whole lot of dick. And I don't mean Grayson.

Wake up babe, new Lucky Dragon 5 Incident just dropped

Slice of life Anime are the ultimate power fantasy. The fantasy is that you live somewhere walkable with great transit and culture.