i don’t know what it is about skateboards but anytime i get one in frame the picture is gold to me.

she jack on my nance til i erase her head

stick :))))

shootin sticks at sticks 🎯🏹

... #アニメCITY #animeCITY

the mariners are getting so close to being able to do something extremely funny

Sometimes in my work I need to delete the Blender Default Cube, but don't worry, the cube consents to this!

before you get raptured today: STOP and THINK about how bored all us demons are going to be with nothing to do down here but make out with each other. wouldn’t you like to stay and make out with us?

genuinely wondering if some GOP whiz-kid ran some numbers and told the administration "look if we keep up this anti-vax bullshit all our voters will be dead by 2032" so they've pivoted to... tylenol

lyra: a second ken griffey jr. has hit the mariners

i found out that silksong has a taunt button and that it costs you silk to use it

24 years ago in aviation history ^^

this is me rn

THE LACE FIGHT WAS SO MUCH FUN I GOT A RING OUT

bird with a brain

salt fat acid heat denial bargaining acceptance

I love having 53 tabs open

first time on a walking course and my first shot was very silly

the shot was clean too

i landed the funniest shot of my life today

happy labor day unionize your work place 🎉🎉🎉

TODAYBOR DAY IS LABOR DAY

the robot girl who has to go into the maslowbot tube to unclog all the pyramids and get them flowing again

transgirl heath ledger: “wanna know how i got this pussy?”

the local theater is in trouble!

Thanks for the reminder!

BRB, printing this on t shirts and selling them outside the subway.

last night takuma was scanning through san diego stations on a pocket radio and between two thick bursts of static a woman said, “Thinking about Podcasting? Think again.”

Oh this is a good website.

emergency

See this, post a devil girl 😈

plz wish Lefty and The Champ a happy birthday, they’ve worked hard for this, okay? ❤️‍🔥🎉

fucking. ten years. ten years nurturing and raising two beautiful tits to call my own. i’m so proud of them happy birthday to my tits

today is the tenth anniversary of me starting HRT, and the twentieth anniversary of “they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard”. can i get a hell yeah!

my wife and i caught a little bit of the portland adult soapbox derby yesterday

do you think that eating a banana in a performatively sexual way would convince my body that i was enjoying it so much that it should absorb 100% of the nutrients? i have muscle cramps, i’m desperate.

VISA CAN'T HANG UP ON YOU UNTIL YOU STOP TALKING. YAPPERS, THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE. Talk in circles! Loop back to the same points! Take a minute to "remember" a word! Your goal isn't to change their minds, it's to keep talking for as long as possible to waste their money and clog call centers.

goals

I think it needs to be pointed out as well that Visa is clearly losing money off these calls clogging their systems and still thought it was worth the money to re-train their employees/contractors. They're not scared enough to drop the issue altogether, people need to keep calling and snail-mailing.

It's like a virus. If they put out a statement at 2 weeks and we stop, then the next time they censor even more, we'll have to call 4 weeks to get them to even make a statement. The fight won't be easier to win a year from now. We just have to be relentless, we can't give them a recovery period.

elf princess and her "loyal" demon knight

Mastercard, Visa, PayPal, Stripe. Don’t forget to complete your dailies!! stop-paypros.neocities.org

CITY!!

Just took the best photo of my life

finally got ahold of my collar + matching bracelet from the wonderful @crtgirl.bsky.social

I need you to look at this, see what's happening, and not look away again

okay so it's called a labubu, it's a stuffed toy creature that has become the topic of many arguments about consumerism and- *snaps my fingers* hey are you even listening to me karl marx, tied to a chair: can you show me the short film of the young man doing a backflip at the doughnut shop again

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen