in one week we get Jets-Dolphins so be sure to drink a lot of water and eat vegetables ahead of consuming that

Wrong direction imo

had a blast recording this, talking about everything from beaning the same kid twice in one inning as a high school pitcher to all the ways sportsbrain still influences my life since my spinal cord injury

This is easy: Henry VIII was the original Arkansas booster and this is a renewal of the Anglican-Catholic split. If Notre Dame wins, nobody in Arkansas can get divorce for a year.

I got to be the guest on today’s episode of @citycastnash.bsky.social, which is all about the present and future of sports gambling and why the DraftKings bar is basically a modern Planet Hollywood:

some SEC teams should have no permanent opponents and some should have as many as 5

ran the stats. in goal-to-go situations this year, Russell Wilson is 1-for-11 passing for negative 2 yards

how can you expect Harrison Butker to kick well in a liberal war zone???

too many defensive penalties result in automatic first down

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cowardice, the networks have never had our public interest at heart

Did the Sunday Night Football song ever have to use “Football Team” in the lyrics during that era for Washington

lol what the fuck go birds

got curious and looked: the last time the Falcons got shut out was a 2021 game against the Mac Jones patriots

I understand that the football universe cannot allow Carson Wentz and the Eagles to win on the same day, and I accept this unkind truth

the Mariners win 13 of their last 14 and look what that causes

lock it in

I cannot wait to see how Florida loses the bye week

I agree!

ok this has come up a few times so I will answer it here and hope that suffices: because I have young kids and many fall weekends I am solo parenting (because my wife’s job also keeps her busy at the same time), FCAD is not very practical for me this season so I’m mostly appearing via voicemail

ok everyone enjoy the Fullcast After Dark, I am finishing making a birthday cake and then that’s right REASONABLE BEDTIIIIIIIIIIIME

it’s very amusing that the broadcast is praising Florida’s offense for looking so improved in the second half (where they have scored 7 points) compared to the first (where they scored zero)

considering that WVU may be trying to lose every remaining game just to make Pitt feel worse about losing to them

Clemson fans, unburden your hearts thisaway

I feel like the play that only happens in college and not the NFL* is “QB somehow overthrows wide receiver who has managed to make it 40 yards downfield completely uncovered”

WARNING: EXTREME FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE INCOMING 10 sacks is too many to allow, Auburn

hit him with a jumping knee though

an Oklahoma player almost jump kicked an Auburn defender I get why he didn’t, but

Godfrey don’t read this Everyone pretend like you have no idea what he’s talking about

shouts to the dude lifting this morning in a Chicken Salad Chick shirt with the sleeves cut off

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honestly they should get the last wild card spot for this

and there’s still plenty of time to watch the tense shootout that is Iowa-Rutgers?????

Let’s play “how many family members do you have that were alive the last time Tulsa beat Oklahoma State in Stillwater?” I’ll go first: 2

preparing for Oklahoma State to win this game in an incredibly bullshit manner

Tulsa desperately wants to hit a long touchdown but I think they should consider how demoralizing it would feel for Oklahoma State to lose due to eight field goals

THONK

Two FBS games are on right now. One is discussing nominative determinism; The Situation is throwing shirts into the crowd at the other.

admittedly “all the building lights go off when the shot clock expires” would be an effective tool to answer the specific question of whether you got it off in time

it’s actually very hard to pick the grossest game left on the dolphins schedule

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Btw very important to say that the FCC has not at all said what Kimmel said that was so objectionable! This is classic chilling effect - there are no rules so everyone stops talking www.theverge.com/news/780471/...

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Don’t care about the guy who isn’t aging. Give me an article about a guy who unlocked the ability to double jump

come listen to me talk about what watching an inordinate amount of A's baseball has been like; stay for me mentioning the most cursed building name in Vegas

Did Bane know which direction the receiving team was going to choose or did he just get lucky

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Today on Phantom Island: @jenramose.online joins me to talk about Year 1 of the No-City-Named Athletics and the bumpy future the team faces in Las Vegas, with a bonus segment at the front where @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and I remember the Tennessee Oilers.