i love you so much 😭

Shaggy opening the lament configuration “Like, Jesus wept man!”

she’s hoarding them from me 😩

i laid in bed crying all day as they cut down a tree outside my apartment trying to drown out the sounds with music and now i can’t look outside cause i don’t wanna see it’s gone and i keep feeling the thud from when it fell like a dull ache in my chest so no i wouldn’t say i’m overly emotional

i volunteer as girl!

it’s true she does i eated it

ugh i love her so much 😭

it's not FOR us

Lemons 🍋 #art #oilpainting

me getting home from the 7th festival of the year: okay, now it's *really* time to budget me buying tickets to 4 shows in 7 minutes this morning: 🤷‍♀️

Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.

『SILENT HILL f』-Rituals- #silenthillf #サイレントヒルf #SILENTHILL

texting the plug and asking if they ever think about me

holy shit i cannot believe i have to explain this. for 🙄 some people 🙄 who still dont get it: the power of 400 horses pushes the penis INTO the vagina. THEN a seperate batch of 400 DIFFERENT horses pulls the penis OUT of the vagina.

it was a good shrek rave

she’s so beautiful 😭😭😭😭😭

i can’t believe i’m married to a princess 👉👈

two girls kissing

it’s true, you took your top off at my house and it transformed me

you’re MY person!!! 🥰

wah i love you so so much baby 😭💞

pov you just saw a baddie checking you out and now you’re hiding your face and blushing 🤭

what an amazing day at the drum show with my darling wife nova 😘💞

we’re going to a drum show!

DOUBLE CUM TRIPLE CUM OVERCUM CUMMING RIOT

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

The cast of “STAR WARS: Episode V – THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK” Harrison Ford, David Prowse, Carrie Fisher, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew and Mark Hamill attend a publicity event outside the Savoy Hotel in London, 19th May 1980

this shit is weak sauce

you’re so right for that baby

*insert wowza cartoon react gif here* wowza 😩🙏

thinking about that time my wife did a killer face for and id pic and then i kissed her on it 😘

i’m always right 😎

squeezing in an end of summer beach trip this weekend 🏖️☀️

THATS MY WIFE EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL MY WIFE IS 🥹💖

hello this is my first skeet i have joined the party @spacequeenbean.bsky.social