I haven't opened this app in months, i didn't expect all the notifications 🫣 hello everyone Since you guys seemed to like my other bird griffin post, here's some recent bullfinch mini griffins 🪶

Saw something that @realgdt.bsky.social said the other day, and remembered I had something I started a while ago that I should finish up. I'm so tired of all this.

Me @ the 10 foot tall werewolf woman who is about to eviscerate me

Guys, I think I cracked the code

40% off sale on all my stickers because I was up until 1AM revamping my shop. discount code is PEPO ko-fi.com/ascalaphid/l...

No Kings. #art #hyena #furry #furryart #nokings

‧₊ ☽ beholde the deadmother ☾ ₊‧

The year is 2030. The world is in the midst of a climate catastrophe. You use a public toilet and the automatic flusher’s camera snaps a photo to give you targeted ads for anal bleaching kits. Corn is extinct.

I've made two big cuddly plushie wild boars! They're for sale over on my website; www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/sus-scr...

There’s a swampy little village in Kieran’s world that is protected by a giant catfish. When the village is in trouble, they call that catfish using a clonk. There are catfish priests and everything. It’s seen as an honor to be the one to use the clonk.

🦋YCH available! Single slot. An auction for a moth person! They can be colored as an existing character or can be made into a custom design. Starting bid: $70 Minimum bid increase: $5 Autobuy: $200 Please create a chain of bids on the comment below.

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Ornithopod adopt! They're $80

Grocery store with bilingual (English/Navajo) signage. It would be beautiful if Native languages were more widespread like this.

Ever since I was little, I’ve wanted to be littler.

As a kid, I was only allowed a certain amount of candy at my grandparent’s house. They would count the wrappers in the trashcan to make sure I didn’t eat too many, so I would just hide the wrappers in the couch instead. Everything was fine until they found the 30+ wrappers between the seat cushions.

Leaving for my trip today. See you guys later!

Why does cyanide smell so good? Makes me want to harass the millipedes around here so I can smell delicious almonds.

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

One of those painterly sunsets tonight

Look at those blinkies

This feels like that interview with Elijah Wood where the interviewer keeps asking about wigs.

Honestly, and hear me out, I think a lot of invasive species are overhated. Obviously they can do A LOT of harm, but I don’t think that warrants hating them.

Fishtaur WIP (and an awesome sketch provided by the client)

Completed ref for a really swell seal

Ornithopod adopt! They're $80

Nevermind, generic ornithopod adopt incoming.

I’m so happy that I’ve been able to build up my tolerance for different textures and flavor profiles. Autism can make that challenging, but my love of food has prevailed and now I have more “safe” foods that I never would have been able to eat as a child, due to sensory issues.

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

I like the idea of my lighthouse AU having a sort of reverse-siren thing going on. The monster in the water is called to shore by the singing of her prey on land. The only issue is that Kieran has an AWFUL singing voice.

"Cretaceous Thriller" Sinocalliopteryx: the bird-swallowing dinosaur 🪶

getting top surgery next year

Halloween costume ideas for birders.

This is one of my favorites www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAssh...

I’m full of palak paneer and candy ngl.link/toadalled

My Guinea pig is such a loud pisser. She heard “go piss girl” and took it to heart.

Them: "Are you stupid?" Me:

Cooking up a critter for Kieran's world because I kind of forgot about monotremes for awhile there. They feed on worms that live in corals and sponges, which they snare with their long, barbed, tongues.

Completed ref for a really swell seal

🧛 Though it has “fangs,” the tufted deer is an herbivore that feeds on vegetation. Only males sport their signature tusks, which are used in combat over territory and mates. This species is most active at dusk and dawn. Photo: Николай Усик, CC BY-SA 3.0, Wikimedia Commons

What if I made a cunty little plume moth?

I have so many Christmas commissions I’m doing and I can’t post them for months. But trust me, I’m busy working!

I’m going on another trip this weekend, so I’ll be doing my best to get stuff done before then. Taking a break now and then probably working late tonight.

A werebear/otter prowls a forest that roils with a seaborn fog

A visitor from far lands with misty moors

Commission from Vk

The OCTOBUSH is in the loose again! #halloween #parenting #googlyeyes

Who is this ghoulish fruit? 🤨

Doing a flash 10% off sale on my kofi! Both comms and shop items are discounted, using the codes ‘COMMSALE’ and ‘SHOPSALE’ respectively!

BEASTS of the southern wild! Here’s a preview of what the @garlab.bsky.social team has been up to these past couple days with some massive Alligator Gar and other gar species on the Mississippi River floodplains!