do y’all have a city you love but you’ve never been to? like you’ll defend it with all your heart? mine is New Orleans, such an incredible city and the vibrancy and beauty and food is just A+. i wanna go so bad!!!

SoundCloud needs to fix their shit bc im sick of intros / outros that my faves (legit, headlining DJs) are forced to put on their music bc of their idiotic AI bullshit detection. im fucking sick of it!

if you don’t know or don’t remember what you got, do me a favor and write down what you got now so you’re not weaponizing incompetence like a fuckwit

i looked at something i wanted to buy for too long and found it was ai generated so im happy i didn’t buy it lmfao

im higher now so im resuming it the trope of “oh I’ve known her for years she’s fine!” should be dead and buried in the ocean. its so stupid lmfao

i turned it off stupid fuckass movies going viral and then i wanna see them just to be disappointed and so bored halfway through i close it lmfao

hbo max finally got bring her back so im watchin that now iconic that they’re speaking in Russian and I served a very kind Russian man who called me “leetle sees” today lmao

why tr*mpies buying weed i thought they hated drugs (besides meth)

a white woman with extensive gender affirming surgery and a Tr*mp hat and a Tupac shirt takes the cake for the stupidest person ive literally physically seen all year lmfao A TUPAC SHIRT??? WITH A TR*MP HAT??? AND COULDNT WORK AN ATM LMFAO IT TOOK HER 7 TRIES TO GET MONEY OUT 😂😂😂😂

they called me chopped but that’s my fave tv show 🥀🥀🥀🥀

blocking hate comments bc i won’t give them the time of day nor the attention they crave from a femme online

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

someone told me they’d card me for milk at work lmfao when i don’t wear makeup the baby face is real bro 😂😂😂😂

oh man why is everything pissing me off i just STOPPED my period stop it im supposed to be nice now

i looked at the methodology for this and it is a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and b. p-hacked

actually it is a problem for me when you tell your homie he’s funny when he’s not bc then we get ppl comin in expecting everyone to laugh at mid jokes and when you don’t he says “gen z stare?” gen z stare and im not even Gen z and its just me trying to figure out the joke

Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything. Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.

expectations of s*dney sw**ny but bruh going after a KNOWN abuser ??? she literally is Cassie i can’t even

for anyone wondering, it's bc weed isn't federally legal so card companies can't legally process those payments lol every dispo i know that takes cards processes it as an atm transaction

Issa pot shop do you expect pot shops to take card, yes or no lmfao bc i don’t bc ive been buying pot for decades atp so like yuh its gonna be cash only babe, blame Mastercard and visa, they are the ones doing this !!!!! remember, credit card corps are NOT your friend!!!!

my coworker went into the bathroom then came out 10 mins later and just said “war. war never changes.” and went to his register 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

customers staring at me like i just gutted a dog in front of them when i tell them we don’t take cards is always nice

THE SIMS has a new survey out. they also recently sold out to the Saudis, who we’re worried will take out LGBTQ+ representation in the game. so, im just sayin, they have a few little comment boxes in that survey…

i love asking a question and getting no answers or reposts even when people are hitting like thank u for hitting like and being USELESS

he also took up 4 parking spaces for his truck lmfaooooo this guy is a walking stereotype

there’s a guy open carrying in this Wendy’s I’m in rn SIR. THIS IS A LITERAL WENDYS.

no one helps anyone anymore or replies to someone asking for recommendations unless you have like 100+ reposts or 10k+ followers lmfao

I want to learn Spanish because like 4 customers I’ve seen so far do not speak English very well at all and I want to talk to them. They’re so cool, and they’re so nice, and they tip so well, I’d like to do this for them + it will help me anyway!!!

so what app y’all using to learn languages? fuck the stupid AI loving owl

Saaaame

IT’S CALLED PEARLINES IM NOT OK :/

watching sinners for for the first time  fave line so far: “what, you rob trains and banks but you can’t steal this pussy for the night?” LMAO

AND I SAW MY EX’S PARENTS IM GONNA KMS LMAO

so i now work at 2 locations at one location i walked in and the manager is someone i had a thing with in my 20s and in high school lmao HELLO SIR LMAO SORRY I GHOSTED YOU I WAS A SHIT PERSON IN MY 20S

my conservative dad: WHERE DID ALL THESE PEANUT ALLERGIES COME FROM, THEY DIDNT HAVE THEM WHEN I WAS A KID me: yeah bc ppl died him: BUT WOULDNT WE HEAR ABT IT???? me: ??? wtf are you on abt you probably did it was 60 years ago bro

I don't want to do this, but I need help I need to escape an abusive situation I don't know how much I need so I'll just put a ballpark around $1000. I don't know if I'll have to leave earlier than October 1st to go into a hotel to get away from her. Any help is appreciated $jadeskarlettdragon

I think about this often man

Ariel saying she wasn’t coming back to social media after her ex husband’s affair ruined her whole life and one of the reasons was that she didn’t want to wake up and hate what she was seeing in the mirror as an aging woman. That the comments were awful and asking what she did to deserve it

best solution i can think of is making it so no new accounts or accounts under 50 followers can talk to me but god forbid a website wants to protect its users lol

the reason i don’t want to do social media as a job anymore is bc it fucking sucks and it’s so fucking negative now and everyone just fucking comments hate for no fucking reason.

so i just watched the Ned and Ariel podcast (at 3x speed bc an hour listening to Ned 🤮) and my key takeaways : 1) he fumbled and he knows it but he still thinks he can manipulate himself further into her life 2) Ariel saying “FUCK NO” to Ned when he asked if she forgave him was cathartic

It’s King K Rool time

orrrr, soapy globbie if we send by the time i'm done showering 🫣👀🖤🫧

girl if these fuckin crickets don’t freeze soon im gonna go to the bull semen place down the road and fucking dump some liquid nitrogen on the rocks outside my window

$uicideboyz saying “AYO LOST LANDS WHERE MY SUICIDE FANS AT RIGHT NOW” was pretty iconic ngl

learning how to cook cool stuff at 31 is cool actually and if ppl hate on you for “not learning sooner” they can guzzle some hot grease

Matt Berry you broke my fuckin heart too you know like god damn it why DID YOU DO THIS. WHY ARE YOU ALL DOING THIS.

Advertising and bullshit like greeting cards is just all AI garbage imagery now. its so lazy and ugly

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