Its so fucking unfair. Why do I have assignments and shit. I should be getting chased through the woods by sadistic women like how god intended.

getting my degree in yearnalism from Puppy Girl State University

I think more women should wear office clothes and also be kinda mean to me

All Canadians are boot perverts

Horrible being with a normal friend and hearing them insult perverts

I think you should get really angry at me and pin me down and realize how easy it was and feel a bit turned on and im shivering and kinda scared under you and it turns you on even more and y-

yeah im a 9/11 survivor. gotten through like 23 of them so far its literally not a big deal. get over it already america

the need to get really high and go nonverbal and just paw at each other for a couple hours until we fall asleep holding one another,,,

Good arguments but its too late, i already portrayed you as the evil C cupped devil worshiper and me as the pure and angelic A cup haver.

good morning ^-^ *falls asleep* good morning ^-^ *falls asleep* good morning ^-^ *falls asleep* good morning ^-^ *falls asleep* good mo-

girl who says "part of me" with a very singlet and non-plural regularity

The prettiest princess wants to know if she can put a collar on you

What the fuck

All I really want in this life is to have my fingers in a girls mouth... and also maybe a Subaru Baja in mint condition with unlimited gas

i NEED to black a girl's boots or im going to DIE

Even the top sniffs pits

sucking strap in a prideful and proletarian way

YIPPEE THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE 2023! NEW ALBUM!!!

bet it feels good as fuck for a grunt to shoot her commanding officer

Its normal to use the royal we, right? Its normal to say it in your head enough that it starts to accidentally slip into sentances sometimes, right?

Grabbing you by ur stupid knight chestplate and forcefully pulling you in for a kiss

Doctor just gave me a prescription for a several hour long pleading makeout sesh with grinding

If a girl asks if you want to see her city on city skylines shes actually asking if you want to keep her as a pet

FREE BOSTON CREAM LETS FUCKING HO

What if we we're two people out on the cold winter Prairies, and towns too far to get to with the temperature, and we both reason that'd we probably have better chances of surviving if we both shacked up together,

Sorry, could you infodump to me again? I got distracted halfway through thinking about how'd I'd like to keep you as a pet.

Oh you're straight? well then who's the mech pilot and who's the handler?

Oh your straight? So whos the puppygirl and whos the owner whos also occasionally a puppygirl to?

Happy "let me suck you off, let me suck you off, let me suck you off, let me suck you off, let me suck you off, let me suck you off, let me…" Wednesday!

Good morning ^-^ *lays in a compromising position that leaves me easy to overpower and take advantage of*

*sighs dreamily* being a caretaker to a doll

death to america, golf, and the grass lawn

*paws at u* get hard 4 me? *paws at u* get hard 4 me? *paws at u* get ha-oh yeah i'm sorry uhhhh... *paws at you* stay soft 4 me??

Marionette girl being positioned on her owners knee while her strings are pulled and played with for the bemusement of her owners guests.

This Thanksgiving I'm thankful for puppygirls and leather jackets

Every girl deserves heavy weapons!

Developed as a person, I only really want to put my fingers in other girls mouths now

Of course the dismantling of ships is inherently erotic, why would they be called shipbreakers if it wasnt?

Never been more back oh my god!!!!

It's "Touch me Thursday" if you want to celebrate it

Ough i have covid, the only cure is sideboob with unshaved pit..

*desperatly need to be taken advantage of while high voice* hey can i come over and smoke with you

Pointing frantically

Clapping my hands for my guards to take you away but I fuck it up and instead signal them to come molest me infront of you

Just got stabbed and I feel so weak but she keeps dragging her finger over the wound and making a mess with the blood and im starting to think shes deriving some sick sexual pleasure from this

Yea having an iron deficiency sucks but have you considered that you could have someone catch you as if your a fainting princess whenever you get up a little too fast.

Despite what they keep telling you princesses are NOT made to be locked up in cages and poked fun at.

Need to be used and abused like a fleet vehicle

I dont need therapy, i need a girl who swears she isnt going to hurt me to beat me up