SwiftOnSecurity
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computer security person. former helpdesk.
Twitter: Here's why Democrats will never win. Bluesky: Here's why Democrats will never win. Supreme Court: Democrats will never win.
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Hey listen up everyone worried about the diseased monkey escape: I showed them political opinions of the median voter, and they all hanged themselves! Crisis averted!
about 3 hours ago
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Ridiculous.
about 3 hours ago
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I have been prescribed a short low dose of ambien after other attempts on my insomnia have failed, so I will be putting my phone into the freezer so I cannot find it and tell you what I really think about the early steppe hordes
about 14 hours ago
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I supported Taylor Swift until I found out she lied about the lyrics being "starbucks lovers."
about 19 hours ago
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Democrats lost young men because Woke1 made 'Your Mom' jokes illegal and this was a huge error for the social fabric of their lives.
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Vindication
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Dude what THE FUCK
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casillus
1 day ago
yeah can i get the microsoft edge
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Students not realizing their computer needs correctness juice filled if you're gonna trick ppl with ChatGPT. Every millennial grew up with computer class where they'd teach this shit.
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Thread with a bunch of important points. I was also taken aback by atechnical literacy of the discourse...
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2 days ago
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Malice Walker
2 days ago
everybody just posting screenshots and quotes, no links and no attribution begging all of you to have a crumb of information hygiene
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rev. howard arson
3 days ago
the american financial elite, all at once, had abandoned capitalism in an attempt to purchase the power of the state.
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They have invented a new kind of porn
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2 days ago
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Matt Novak
3 days ago
In high school, Graham Platner was voted Most Likely to Fetterman, which was odd because no one knew what that meant at the time
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When a European tries to tell me about trains
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That sir is the Texas High Five, a half-billion dollar menagerie of human interchange and connectivity across 5 tiers of communal automotive miracle that would be on the UNESCO world heritage site list if they were not a bunch of haters.
3 days ago
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Why did we get rid of cars with enough headlights and replace it with two radiation demons
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chelsea bridge π³οΈββ§οΈπ©Έ
3 months ago
software has spent the last 20 years getting worse by people "utilizing best practices" spewing their garbage idiot code into the world and somehow motherfuckers think the statistical bullshit machine trained on a world of terrible software will magically improve software development are you high
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God DAMN
3 days ago
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Only millennials know you're already the voice inside my yead
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I just think it's really sad that Europe was invented before cars. We Americans get to fully exercise the automobile in ways the European mind simply cannot fathom and they hate us for it
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Sky Marchini
4 days ago
β¦.. sure, fuck it, why not.
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3 days ago
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Fun fact: In the Need For Speed Underground music for Lil John's "Get Low" the line "til sweat drop down my balls" Was changed to "to the sweat right down and fall" among other differences. It's an interesting example of false memory.
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4 days ago
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Corn Anon
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open.spotify.com/playlist/13r...
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Burnout Revenge OST
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/13rZlJ0xb146PBJfWuQgFj?si=yWa3KB-uSYqPVqUzB97OBA&pi=YBlGgXXSQe2Wj
4 days ago
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Nicholas Grossman
4 days ago
The Founders anticipated the possibility of a corrupt, venal, lawbreaking, wannabe monarch president. What they did not expect is numerous people achieving prominent national office and not wanting to guard their own power. The combo of ego to run but pathetic absence of ego in office stands out.
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Something I think about is the series of programming error conditions that would randomly select an image from my photo library and immediately post it in a way that does not show up on my device.
4 days ago
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Rowdy
4 days ago
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Note how often Trump complains about low flow showerheads
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4 days ago
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All politics today is downstream of the disastrous rollout of low-flow toilets.
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Georgia the Explorer π¨π¦
4 days ago
People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small
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Lesley Carhart
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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbitβs Revenge
4 days ago
Iβm going to tell my students this was Brexit
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"I joined the Mages Guild." "I joined the Fighters Guild." Me, mouth stuffed with a foot: "mmmfg...,..."
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4 days ago
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The Feet of Ophelia
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Oh no
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"You're not paying them to come you're paying them to leave" No I'm paying them to act like they came
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There ain't nothing scarier in this world than a CISO who can suss-out assertions you don't have the data for, and asks to see it.
4 days ago
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5 days ago
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Not all of us can survive But I know who should
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I'm a fun follow, right? I mean, maybe I'm not a good one. But I am fun. Like inhaling stuff from balloons at a party whose DJ refuses to play Taylor Swift.
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You thinking Dieselgate was about VW is one of those Euro-mindgames they play on people with brains reinforced by lead.
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