@venykrid.com Will you be celebrating the anniversary of you getting BUSTED? :0 Don't think we'll ever forget your scandal, mister!

Bisexuals when they see someone who's non-binary: 😐

Seeing less and less art on my feed bcuz Bsky doesn't know the difference between fully SFW and technically SFW but definitely meant to turn people on, and I've just started blocking whoever looks like they'd draw porn at this point -_-

Happy Birthday, Homer Simpson!!!

((OOC I shaved last night. Wanted to make my leg hair shorter, instead shaved it all off, which I'm fine with. During that, however, my electric razor died, and I had to switch to a manual one with no experience or instructions. Using what I learned, I trimmed my arm hair and made a horrible (1/3)

Nothing here! Head up to find a DOCK! Ha ha, what's UP... DOCK!? Okay, head north or I'll DOCK your points!

MEN

ME: what is an IV for ROMAN: yes

JOHNNY APPLESEED: fuck doctors

MOTHER SQUIRREL: *pulls her child away from the curb just as he’s about to step into the street* junior no! you have to wait for a car to come

Good Cop: you need to stay off the median Math Cop: we mean it

[fancy hotel] ME: do you have turn-down service CONCIERGE: sorry no ME: thank you

FARMER: come on guys we're gonna be late HORSE: we better hoof it COW: we better moove it RABBIT: we better hop to it PEACOCK: we better hightail it DUCK: we better get quackin’ CHICKEN: we better peck up the pace

(OOC I JUST GOT SMALLANT LUCK I was narrating to myself in PoGO and saw a Lechonk. I said, "It would be really funny if I got a shiny Lechonk right after Community Day." THIS MADE ME SCREAM LOL))

((OOC This Season of Legends task of taking a snapshot of Landorus in Pokémon GO took me over FIVE YEARS to complete due to me missing every shot to get it lol)) ((I'm thinking about getting two more just for the hell of it lol, I've got two more radars))

Dog Man: The Musical tho... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

DAY 863 - BFF

There's a light inside you soul...

Overheard customer support call: "No ma'am, Samus is not married... No ma'am, you can not marry Samus, she is fictional... No ma'am, I'm not saying this because I hate lesbians... Yes ma'am, you are entirely entitled to make Metroid Yuri... Thank you for calling Nintendo Customer Support."

First you could download it, and now you can buy it in stores, too!

We're the winners! Wahoo!

Do you know who ELSE was messed up? MY MOM!!!!

Lesbian pose

Boutta sing MOTI's A Mother's Love to celebrate Mother's Day! :D I'm cruel like that lol

footage of my ps2 running old ass deltarune

Quote with your favorite mom character for Mother's Day! @lugiadefender.bsky.social You're a character

If an Eridian heard human music, it would sound like a crowded building

((OOC PDA @revanvaporeon.bsky.social LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU))

Happy Mother's Day!

Gm y’all

Happy Mother's Day to Ceroba!

"))" - Mr. Mrs. OOC

Kanako after Alphys visits the True Lab and finds her yaoi collection: (My first time drawing Kanako btw :>)

Redid my Ink!Kanako designnnnggg Yay! #undertaleyellow #kanako #kanakoketsukane

Broadway version: Please don't retire, Washington :c Workshop version: Ok retire or whatever. PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!!!

To anyone struggling with music, I highly recommend listening to www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxcv... and see all the similarities and differences between this and the one on Broadway! It's okay to change your mind, and old and new ideas together are what make a musical like Hamilton

((OOC nothing like an all-nighter playing Minecraft with friends :>)) ((Also, @tacksthevaporeon.bsky.social still sorry for how much I killed you, got too inconsiderate with the pranks))

Open the full image to see @silversylveon.bsky.social's life-changing fashion tip! (even tho I would've dated him even if he wasn't wearing a dress lol)

Yesterday I found an argument where someone used a silly post to call out someone. Funniest shit ever

How this week's been feeling:

As you know, Kris, YOU was there, too!

Time to fly 🌸 (comm for @seedflare.bsky.social )

OTPPPPPPPPP

* You won't get through your teen years without at least one Egg.

You know? Just wanted to promote the original track my friend made :> It's a BANGER!!!! Underrated, needs more love :>