Nesting season has begun. You should expect birds to be extra clingy and to build nests. Nobody is safe from the nests that these birds are building.

SLUGGO’S NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY

Lugia, the most kissable pokemon. That is just my opinion, and only my opinion. If anyone else wants to try to kiss Lugia, they'll have to get through me first, especially if they're some weird adult

Pokopia, despite what people think, is literally just my universe's Epstein Island. It's an island run by a literal rapist who killed its trainer and took her identity. Guess that's the internet, I suppose.

Happy Friday the 13th! Here's my chainsaw pic. I'm ready to show Jason who the REAL chainsaw wielder is!

Happy Friday the 13th to my fellow chainsaw-wielders out there!

If you see this, post a character whose name does NOT start with Y

The hell?

Today is my birthday in a few timezones. Last chance to wish me a happy birthday.

@traumababylugia.bsky.social THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR

crash approved message www.twitch.tv/luigiytp

Silver may be streaming today! You should go watch him on Twitch (LuigiYTP) if he does!

I want to share my story with everyone, but I can’t upload .txt files.

Okay, I guess I’ll do four things they didn’t know until recently: 1. My sister was a whore 2. I buried my trauma and pretended to be fine 3. I tricked myself into thinking I was fine 4. I got in way too deep

@lugiadefender.bsky.social Here is art of your mother, may she rest in peace! ❤️ "She would always dye her hair purple so people would think she's a shiny and pay more attention to her"

Rosa Diaz is the most relatable character in #Brooklyn99

:3

Lugia Ice Cream

If someone follows me without liking any of my posts, then that shows me that they aren't genuinely interested in anything I said, which means they are likely to be a bot trying to get people to follow them back. It's hard to trick an illusionist.

(ooc) was walking home from school yesterday and saw this lil fella, so i petted it HAND REVEAL YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

@crasheonrulez.bsky.social CHICKEN JOCKEY

Vaporeon has 3 brain cells (all made of water) #Pokemon

Thanks for the art, Molly! You did amazing, as always! At my house, summertime is whenever I want! If only I could dry off faster.

I just realized how weird it looks to other people when I use illusions to hide Lugia. Not normally, but rather when we make out...

cancel the breeders at the daycares for setting them up in the first place... fuck it! cancel all trainers because they made the conscious choice to not only catch a ditto, but also take it in the daycare in the first place!

Can we PLEASE cancel Ditto? People keep forgetting about the daycares. These things are all soulless rapists. They will never be your friend.

Probably gonna get blocked for getting involved in controversy

Shut the hell up :D

1 ❤️ = 1 thing Lugia doesn't know about me

Just finished a Willy Wonka marathon with @traumababylugia.bsky.social! Very magical!

I got everyone to use the sentiment bot

@sentimentbot.bsky.social How about me?

@traumababylugia.bsky.social I will kiss you 😘😘😘😘

Everyone's sleeping now, so I'mma do the same

@theesp-real.bsky.social A lot of my friends follow you

Got arrested last night, got my name cleared today! 😁

Card of my precious enbyfriend arriving soon!

I am going to kill that slutty cotton candy with a 5-inch stick up his ass as soon as my hair is dry.

I'm out of goofy ideas. I'mma hide now. Bai!

I've got all the power, yeah~ ❤️ I've got all the power~ ❤️ No, I'm not a player, I'm a puppeteer~ ❤️ No, I don't play, I puppeteer, yeah~ ❤️

Go follow @silversylveon.bsky.social! He's adorable!

If someone follows me without liking any of my posts, then that shows me that they aren't genuinely interested in anything I said, which means they are likely to be a bot trying to get people to follow them back. It's hard to trick an illusionist.

Won a knife fight with @traumababylugia.bsky.social against @crasheonrulez.bsky.social today!

Is that all you have to say about making fun of someone for not wanting to talk about the loss of their son? I know you showed them this site, but I'm not going to let a nuke wrapped in cotton candy ruin this site for them. I just typed that on Xbox.

@silversylveon.bsky.social Cower. I'm here.