Behold! The cake from yesterday! Ignore how Frank got whitewashed lol, 'twas an accident~ Cake features: @crasheonrulez.bsky.social @lugiadefender.bsky.social @traumababylugia.bsky.social @silversylveon.bsky.social @mollytheumbreon.bsky.social @mollyussy.bsky.social

QTP with the most intimidating QTP prompt you know.

QTP with the most kissable psychic-type

Had a nightmare of my girlfriend dying. Worst part is, right after I woke up, the guy who killed her was in my room. I hadn't even seen him before. It seems he gave me the nightmare. Silver says he's gaining power. I'm worried.

If you see this, post a character whose name does NOT start with Y @mollytheumbreon.bsky.social

@mollytheumbreon.bsky.social and I have started taking classes at school. It is abysmal. I hate this.

Today is my birthday in a few timezones. Last chance to wish me a happy birthday.

Today marks the anniversary of when I woke up for the first time. Back before I had blood on my hands.

I’m back online. Sorry for leaving.

If you see this, upload a random image or GIF from your device.

@god.bsky.social Oh great heavens. Oh good god. I could go on. It's an honor to have you following me.

Molly 🥰🥰🥰🥰

@mollytheumbreon.bsky.social You were adopted by gods, but you are a goddess to me 💕💕💕💕

Everyone repost this because funny

(ooc) was walking home from school yesterday and saw this lil fella, so i petted it HAND REVEAL YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

I may or may not have knocked Molly up

@caseyn-sama.bsky.social Hello. I am Mewtwo

@thatonekat777.bsky.social Welcome to Bsky!

WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!

Alright, I'm gonna change my username to the next thing I eat

@crasheonrulez.bsky.social CHICKEN JOCKEY

Hot take: @thedevil.bsky.social is better than @godpod.bsky.social. Satan posts funny memes. God shoves American politics in my face. Satan's superior here.

@tacksthevaporeon.bsky.social Hey, I don't know who you are, but I know I could definitely beat you in a battle

Repost if you want to eat Buneary

Alright, everyone better follow @spyrook.bsky.social right now. I am incredibly impressed. Their animations show passion and love for pokémon. They deserve more love. Everyone should promote them. Either repost this or tag them with your own endorsement. Spread the world. They deserve more fame.

Vaporeon has 3 brain cells (all made of water) #Pokemon

Congrats, Molly, on another great artwork!

So, Silver just walked in on his sister and me. Really embarrassed.

Someone made fun of Molly today because she said she was in love with Mewtwo and immediately told me. I must say, it was quite fun beating the hell out of that guy. Like, seriously? Anyone who spends a day with Molly is bound to fall in love. Jerks like that will never be happy in their lives.

Bunnies

cancel the breeders at the daycares for setting them up in the first place... fuck it! cancel all trainers because they made the conscious choice to not only catch a ditto, but also take it in the daycare in the first place!

This is not because I want to be a gem. This is because I want to quote this post.

Just deleted a post because the argument with Mew was just a lack of understanding. I think it's all fine now.

Molly's thighs.

@theironserpent.bsky.social Welcome to Bsky!

I feel like I'm on Molly when I'm feeling on Molly

Go block Gardevoirism for calling Silver sticking up for his friend "nosing around" and proceeding to nose around for things to call him out on, like a joke about me that I was okay with! They also blocked me when I said I was fine with it.

Some kid just asked if Poipole evolves into Buzzwole. This generation is hopeless.

After a conversation with my girlfriend, I've decided to get a more positive sentiment. Lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao!!!

@sentimentbot.bsky.social Again, cunt. @crasheonrulez.bsky.social Watch and weep

@sentimentbot.bsky.social Bitch, try again

@imlunahey.com How do I get a worse score on the sentiment bot? It thinks I'm a softie.

Quoting with random images

You guys have fun. I'm going to do the thing that Silver always says I do.

@juttlejuice.bsky.social I've heard a lot about you.

Sometimes, I think about how lonely I used to be. Now, I've got friends, a girlfriend, and the pokémon whose DNA was used to create me! Things are so much better now!

I hate how often people scream when I attack my girlfriend at full force. Like, it's fine! She's an Umbreon! People need to learn type matchups because I keep looking like an abusive boyfriend for simply doing what she loves. She's said and shown that it feels nice to feel a move not hurt her.