ffuuuuuuuuck why's poekmon GO ten years old.

Deltarune wouldn't be the same without the splat sfx.

*sees anything vaguely romantic in any form of media* pure romanceslop it's all They want people to think about nowadays and it's Invading the minds of The Children and making them want to find someone "tO lOvE" when they have more important things to focus on like Minecraft.

just remembered this classmate all the way back in 2021 who couldn't stop talking about the concept of the backrooms for a week then never mentioned it again.

serving the Slop that Kills you to my best friend today they'll have no idea what's coming.

more messaging platforms should adopt scheduled messages.

bone spray.

sun goes down and i instantly start yapping about either the most useless garbage or deeply personal stuff. why?

my wallpaper cycles through 52 different images.

*stomps you into tiny bits.*

don't EVER walk into secluded forests late at night, kept hearing some voice say "look at the tree" bitch what tree there's thousands of them here.

to everyone who said that the flower theme sounds like Sneakers O'Toole FUCK YOU

I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP YOU'RE GONNA EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE

all Espeons can explode you, they're just gracious enough to let you live.

how does this even happen when all i did was import the captions.

thanks for sucking all the colour out of my subtitles YouTube. very cool!

i was gonna make a joke in a Discord gc about a bottom surgery spell getting reflected back to me, but i sent the punchline too early and ruined the joke it's very sad and tragic.

made a straw page: juttlejuice.straw.page

"I didn't like [x media]" "what was wrong with it?" "I didn't like it it sucked stupidest (show, movie, game) I've ever consumed." many such cases.

never opening the discover tab again because i guess it doesn't count as nudity and therefore shouldn't be censored if only the tip of the penis is obscured.

comp. uter, blow up Noelle Deltarune Holiday for me please.

am i getting this right?

genuinely was Chapter 5 real or a group hallucination or a really advanced mod or...

capter 5 the state we find Toriel in is kinda funny. also that one Ralsei portrait. i will yap more, but i'll try to remain vague.

doing something stupid together with friends and laughing about it only to later find out they were laughing at you, not with you. 🎉🎉🎉

TOMORROW???????

my hair's so messy. (joyful)

@crasheonrulez.bsky.social it's a jumpscare every time.

if the Buc-ee's Beaver looked down would we see "MAGA" in white letters on the hat?

the thousand dollar cube. let's all grit our teeth and say "Thank You Gabe."

*evolved skeleton army placement sfx*

sometimes i open Twitter and think "hey this isn't so bad, why don-" but then i see an ad for a political simulation game that's primarily driven by an LLM and i close the tab.

i'm so talented at drawing.

Fathers.

sometimes you'll be typing what you believe to be the best post of your life but because you made it after 10PM it's actually something incredibly incoherent like: "*does the Chicken Nugget dance.*"

i find it really interesting that we only see Caine's feet touching the ground once during the entire show, in episode 9. he always floated, except for that one scene where he's running for the door. even when he apologized to the cast, he still floated at slightly above eye level.

uhmmmmmm i forgormt.

hear The Rot's beautiful this time of year!!

wild cheering and applause at the end not because it was good, but because everyone's overjoyed the awful performance is over.

when you say a joke but realize minutes to days later that it's very easy to misinterpret into something horrible and fear bringing it up even to apologize.

Thank You YouTube, Very Cool!

idc about the implications regarding privacy, i think it'd be really convenient if it was possible to access a list of all the files on my computer from my phone and be able to remotely download individual files.

DIGITAL CIRCUS IN 34 MINUTES????

ordered cards like a week ago, and i was expecting them to take longer so i went out of town this week. unfortunately, it appears i have drastically underestimated the power of the Postal Service, as it has been sitting at my front door since Tuesday and i'm not returning until late Saturday. woops.

are you going in the right direction?

is there such thing as being justifiably annoying?

@garn47.bsky.social any plans on releasing more of the soundtrack to Apple Music?

nothing quite like being up in the middle of the night being forced to repeatedly watching the opening sequence of Pokémon Violet because there's only a 1/8 chance of Sprigatito being female.