even though it's cheap and unused 80% a time, simply having a second monitor gives me an indescribable feeling of power.

if you have a headache make your hair sopping wet and don't dry it. this is not advice it is a command.

was excited to play Fraud, so imagine my disappointment when the PC becomes a Fire Hazard because it opened an 8.1 petabyte zip bomb instead of layer 8-1.

*when* is Fraud?

i've been going to the same Chipotle near my house so often that some of the employees are starting to recognize me and my nitpicks over Beans.

@lugiadefender.bsky.social i hid half a medium fry in your Ponyta-il several weeks ago and you still haven't noticed.

dog dies of infection after getting bitten back by toddler bite victim.

just got a haircut and watching myself in the mirror felt like watching my pet cat get neutered.

saw a video of a toy robot getting caressed then straight up beheaded and i felt so bad for it i reported the video for hate.

it's a beautiful Grey outside; Clouds are overhead, The Fog is outside, Billy forgot to lock the doors, The Grey is inside, wait what the fu-

Heart Day Today.

taking a plane on Evil Day, hope no Final Destination shit happens.

my gender Hot Take is that men should be allowed to call everyone "brother" and women should be allowed to call everyone "sister."

if i've been sleeping relatively more, then WHY do I still get so tired???? chessmate, LIBRALS.

dreamt that a bunch of Mimics from Vita Carnis forced me to help them find something relating to a Device that looked a lot like image below, and whenever i annoyed them they threatened to kill me, but couldn't because i was the only one who knew how to Use the Device.

yet another major platform will demand facial id, Millions must share sensitive info with more data brokers.

congrat to Sport Team for uhh, winning The Sport.

spormts.

hello again @mollyussy.bsky.social welcoe back from your hiatus, and thanks for the mild dopamine rush.

'would you still love me if i was a worm?' would you love yourself if *you* were a worm?

DNI if you only walk down most slopes.

the sun is shining, the flowers ar- wait a minute it's the middle of winter.

man wtf.

recently acquired a double-digit-number-in-1 usb-c hub and i know for a fact i won't ever use more than three at a time but the power i feel with it is indescribable.

1 star: this place DOES NOT have a valet REGARDLESS of what the 'employees' tell you.

i don't know how but all i keep getting are ads for shitty ai companies. I DON'T CARE FOR CLICKUP I HAVE NO NEED FOR GRAMMARLY AND I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT A PROGRAM THAT'S EXCLUSIVELY FOR VIBECODERS

just heard a very strange tapping sound from the other room. when i tried recording it i couldn't hear it over the fridge in the video.

was going to buy a mousepad with a reaction image for the design but shipping was half the base cost. ...maybe not.

I've been contemplating Ultrakill for a while, and after a friend let me try it i absolutely do want to get it, but my mind is being torn apart at the idea of spending five extra dollar for the sake of effectively instant gratification.

decided to try analogue horror again, and watched Vita Carnis. i shouldn't have.

is a lack of recognition for MLK day racism? /hj

it's OVER, i already depicted myself as the SOBBING SOY and you as the CHAD!! wait.

Fun Fact: Hell's pull is intensified far more in the Mushroom Kingdom, if you're weak enough, you get dragged all the way down. this is the reason why death animations in most Mario games involve him falling through the ground.

imagine if we didn't have knees and were forced to walk like Lego minifigures. wouldn't that be fucked up?

thinking of making a Soda Can OC...

just came across an over year old post on here that i was about to like and saw it was already liked. what.

oh you think you're so smart? tell me Everything.

forgot to buy more coughdrops.

rate The Hole.

evil fucked up looking skyscraper.

bone tired.

crazy how even in the sci fi/fantasy world of Avatar rechargeable batteries still degrade poorly.

dropped my left AirPod down two flights of stairs in a NY subway station and i accidentally wore it for like 20 minutes without cleaning it, my head's gonna explode within the next three days.

why are the Fr*- wait that's not even the French what flag is that.

ANCIENT robot 🤖 meets 🆕ER MODEL robot, what happens next will BLOW your mind!!!!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

mentally i'm the crying airplane baby.

FUCK YOU SUPERCELL the issue is entirely on me and my horrendous self control BUT IT'S ON THEM FOR CAPITALIZING OFF OF IT

the eternal struggle between interacting with the scam number or blocking it to avoid future trouble.

bed cozy ourggfjfggghf.

unless there's an evil half hour timezone adjacent to the international date line that i forgot existed, it should be 2026 everywhere on Earth now. time shouldn't be passing this "fast."