that's it buddy you're becoming part of the Server Farms.

"most libraries actually got rid of their late fees to encourage people turning in long overdue books!! :)" False, this is a lie perpetuated by hundreds to thousands of librarians, it is a trap to get you to enter their domains and get subsequently blown up as retribution for your neglect.

i think this is the closest i'll achieve to a diary. this and my EVIL notes, which are functionally the same as these posts, minus the difference in how public it is.

i savescum my Minecraft world to consistently get four diamond per ore block.

should five stars mean "there were great things" or "there was nothing wrong"

when the vgm is great but has some of the worst looping known to mankind.

mothers.

walked outside for 15 minutes in a hoodie and jeans in 98/37 weather the other day.

jorts for 17.99

i need to do some serious introspection because i'm scrolling YouTube instead of unboxing the NS2 that i just got home.

YouTubers when something is difficult after ignoring or not reading the warnings that it's difficult:

congratulations to everyone who completed their AP exams this week, and my condolences to anyone who still has them next week.

it's so absurd seeing people online forced to be so specific and extensive with their language because there seriously are Users out there who will tear you apart because you forgot to account for nuance in some portion of what you said. what causes it? a love of the game? a lack of understanding?

once you're free from societal expectations nothing stops you from making the vilest faces in pewblic.

imagine how much more efficient i could be if i didn't get *starts scrolling Reddit again*

did you eat fruit today?

Gork is this true.

i should NOT be able to remove this much hair simply by running my hand through it.

do NOT drink the Prebiotic Pepsi.

can Sylveons move their ribbons however they want like tails or are they more akin to limbs with specific joints?

the loan sharks known as exhaustion are coming for my tired ass i've been paying far too late and below the minimum repeatedly.

hey if you record in HDR i would just like to say, FUCK YOU the AUDACITY to override MY BRIGHTNESS and SET IT TO MAX for your (likely) SHITTY VIDEO just because it may *look* better. and a very polite FUCK YOU to Apple for not including a way to disable the override from media that isn't your own.

i think it'd be great for my mental health to touch Minecraft again.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i forgortr :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:

today, i ate an entire non personal pizza in one day by myself. that should be some sort of achievement.

spontaneously exploding isn't enough i need to be able to perfectly replicate the Half Life 2 stalker scream whenever i feel like it at any volume i desire.

were preorders available or did this thing sell out in 90 minutes.

stimming isn't enough i need to be able to explode at will with zero damage to the surroundings and be able to quickly and easily reconstruct myself with zero judgement from others.

"lock in already" NO, IT'S NAIVE OF YOU TO BELIEVE I CAN DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE

unless the gift card is worth more than what you paid, then it's a horrible gift. "here's money, but i don't trust that you'll spend it well, so it's only valid with this one brand/franchise, Enjoy!! 😊😊😊😊😊😊☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🤗🤗"

people really be going on the internet and be honest about themselves. nobody can prove you wrong unless you overshare or they know you irl, so why not lie and say you viscerally hate milk or smth?

hell of an ending for that Camman stream.

legitimately why does the 6/8 time signature exist, 3/4 is right there and it's functionally the same is it not?

they put me in the white void that's used for product photoshoots and the rumors are true, there really is no way out of here, there's several forlorn models with very stylish clothing and an absurd number of random objects just… here.

Apple April… is no more more… rot consumed itself. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😓

i remember when free meant ads and paid meant no ads.

mentally, where are you? you can only use your current files/photos

can i have my controller back now please?

Behold! a Zorua interested in abstract art doing an Illusion!

had a major internal struggle between my morals, financial literacy, and constant urge for instant gratification. in an attempt to compromise, i downloaded the Ultrakill demo.

*DES*TROY!

this will do Wonders for The Shrimp Community.

THERE'S BEEN A FLY IN MY KITCHEN FOR AT LEAST TWO DAYS NOW. THE FUCKER KEEPS BUZZING AROUND MY HEAD AND WHENEVER I THINK IT'S GONE IT FLIES BY MY HEAD AGAIN BUT THE MOMENT I GET UP TO KILL IT IT'S GONE AGAIN.

i love when pets are moody UNLESS they're moody with ME, which is probably a character flaw that needs addressing.

i've been listening to "The Fire Is Gone" a lot recently, idk why. i hope it has a larger significance outside of just "title-screen music."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAWA ON THE MAAAAAAC

shoutout games that put a text prompt to scare the player when nothing's actually happening. start running, by the way.

the Sun breathes, by the way.

slice of life game but if you do a certain button combination, the player meows or barks. this is never elaborated on, nor is it addressed by other NPCs.

dreamt that i watched a streamer play Fortnite for the first time in years, he nearly lands in a crowded area but changes his mind, says something about how he's scared of all the people around him, then immediately finds a legendary Medkit and railgun looking thing along with another exotic weapon.