Mini, Midi, Mici.

Still waiting on a safe jump?

see this is what happens when you’re just goated

Sorry, no Pencil.

the kind of performance you GENUINELY have to pull for +25 xp

dont dish it if you cant take it but sometimes the plate isnt washed

bdapple stuntin

hey this is me, if you're interested in seeing an explo player make somethin happen send this to your FA friends. really tryna get this off the ground

first full team branding that I’ve worked on after brainstorming with @tapout.bsky.social. im super proud of how it turned out and am looking forward to tryouts :) Welcome to Ink Different!

Ink Different is looking for players. DM info to @sharkberet on Discord to try out, must be 18+

They fryin our shit in Japan xcancel.com/Tomokogames/...

The commentators in JP.

any male manipulators wanna play sword or mini with me and my favourite co-conspirator @sharkberet.bsky.social ? #compsplatoon

getting a little tired of Regulation M-A #compsplatoon

GOODNIGHT

I'm commentating right now! Come stop by for swiss bracket :) www.twitch.tv/sharktankspl

WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE 23 PRIZE CARDS HELLO?????

ptcg live players after dealing with a terribly broken client for years that has an abhorrent number of bugs and oversights, now seeing vgc pokemon players be given pokemon champions:

... ... so when's splatoon raiders? ... ... WAIT NVM STEEL BALL RUN IS TODAY OOOOHHO SHIT

this patch for dualies feels like dapple got a slap on the wrist while v dualie got dragged out back and put down crazy how much of a difference +10p is on two different weapons

a multi-billion dollar tech CEO, doubling down on an abhorrent decision, ignoring negative feedback, and generalizing “gamers” for not liking said decision, while driving down the accessibility of consumer grade RAM for OpenAI? haven’t heard that one before! www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...

when you can’t even sayyyyyy my naaaame

oh, hey wilson

me when I get hit by the splattershot pro of instant downward terminal velocity

how it feels grinding x rank for fun and being immune to tilt lose? "damn, that sucks, lets go again" win? "oh shit i got a good xp? swag"

untapped tac-dih-cooler method

My spec cam may be goated #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #lutitonight

genuinely why do some of y’all still play tetras over blue dapple ts is straight BUNS

getting 2500 xp and this being the next match is its own kind of cruel and unusual punishment

friendly reminder: you can bombtrick torpedo

i find it really funny that dying to stage hazards (water, OOB, marlin airport fan, ultra signal sprinkler, etc) loses you more aura than being splatted normally

me at home vs. me at balls

if you're interested in getting into the pokemon tcg, i'd recommend doing it now. Rocket's Mewtwo is shaping up to be a top deck after April rotation when meta staples rotate out. it's already performed well in japan city league lists (japan is already post-rot), and it's below MSRP on tcgplayer

Dapple feels insane, its also like the only good mobility/short range slaying weapon with 2 unique and powerful kits and was already seeing insane tourney use before the hitbox/slider buff. Might actually be a top 5 weapon at this point for sure top 10.

put yourself in a hot room, you'll become hot. put yourself in a cold room, you'll become cold. likewise, put yourself in a mindset of "im washed" and you will be washed. contrarily, ask yourself "am i goated...?" and you will soon become goated. this isnt about splatoon. you are goated.

LMAOOOOOO

won crobattle royale underground bracket with a goober comp (vdap/cexplo/bstamp/gal) @sharkberet.bsky.social beakon merchant @tapout.bsky.social yes piccolo we see the fit @starry-echo.bsky.social read the inner game of tennis @littlepetfrog.bsky.social *barrels down mid*

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mega starmie is one of the most “pokemon” pokemon designs when you realize it’s VERY classic sci fi

tower control is just splatoon's version of touhou bullethell

same shit different toilet 🗣️‼️

cheeky slide clip #splitgate