Me: have you ever noticed how much easier it is to stand on 1 foot when you sneeze than it is to stay on both feet? Him: *deep sigh*

Feh, it's another gray day out there.

Poutine consumed 🍟🧀

Made a batch of brownies with about 3 years worth of kief today (God knows how that's gonna work out, but if it's like the mac & cheese I made that time, we'll be immobile), we're gonna make a big batch of poutine for dinner, and we're gonna be sports entertained tonight in the best way possible.

Who knew a bad wig would look so much better when I'm in clown form?

You know what? Just once I'd like to wake up in the morning and not feel like I'm the problem. JFC, my dude, get a grip.

"Current paper sanitation products can not handle the fervor with which you eat a burger." -husband

Grasp, based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in the 90s

We ordered a laser toy for Podrick and I can't wait until it gets here this week because that boy is going to contribute to my next breakdown if he doesn't knock off with the obsessive cord chewing, climbing behind the tv, and need to chase Pippin.

Nice weather yesterday. Nicer weather to come today. #flowarts #moodhoops #leviwand

Today I also learned NYX's liquid lipstick might leave a mark on the knobs when you faceplant into the stove, but never smeared on my face.

Today I learned that if I bang my elbow in just the wrong spot, I'll faint.

Went outside for a quick live stream last night and it was lovely ✨ #poi #flowarts

Oh lawd she spinning. #flowarts #poi

Joey if you're hurtin', so am i

The floral genie pants and a 3-wolf moon shirt were a choice 💕 #flowarts #poi

Bat pants and poi #flowarts

I'm really trying to get outside more. #poi #flowarts

So snuggly 🥰

Netflix announces final season of Stranger Things will consist of six 15-hour movies, released randomly over the next decade

Update: He's now twice the size, and the sucking continues. He crawls under the blankets around 5am, demanding a hand to cuddle/assault. EVERY MORNING.

Husband has started saying "blessed be the fruit" every time his Gros Michel joker survives a Balatro round.

I'm beginning to think this isn't something he'll grow out of.

The sucking continues. Sometimes after dinner, sometimes he wants it in the afternoon, and there's usually a 50/50 shot hell be crawling into the blankets for a suck and cuddle. Thankfully, he's decided my fingers are an acceptable neck substitute.

He's getting bigger 😍😻

Every night, like clockwork. Dinner, a little nap, and then he's on my shoulder, rooting at my neck. Thankfully, I've only had one midnight assault, but if I wake up with tiny hickies, I'll know why.

I just need everyone to see this little dumpling we brought home yesterday 😺

I just need everyone to know that my husband has been playing Balatro for a month now, and has only JUST TONIGHT learned what a flush is.

Spring, finally. #flowarts

trying to "its a prank its a prank" our way back to a manufacturing economy

Me whenever I'm notified someone blocked my porn account.

We're finally seeing some melt this week. This layer of pine cones originally came down just after the first snow back in November and buried under 8-12" the following weekend.

This is our new morning tradition since the elderly cat passed two weeks ago. She misses her morning snuggle partner.

one of my fav moments from GDC - they had a booth set up to play Balatro since it was an award nominee. I watched for a bit then I gave it a go myself. Crushed a white stake run someone approached me as I was about to leave 'Wow you must have played this before!' 'I guess you could say that'

My husband is using the Way back machine to read 20+ year old blog posts of mine and this is mortifying.

On the plus side, he's screaming during daylight hours.

Old man cat is walking around the house, yelling at his water bowls. The bowls are full, sir. There's no reason to shout.

This is what you do after winning an Oscar

I've spent the last week or so bending ChapGPT to my will , helping me build a Wordpress plugin to analyse hashtag performance on my smut content just so I can discover my top performing tag is #cough.

All vibes all the time. #flowarts #leviwand

Started up a new run in Skyrim yesterday, we're trying to keep this one from being another in a long line of stealth archers.

Boss: hey go unplug all the TVs. Intern: howcome? Boss: telling you would be an HR violation

Getting high as balls and watching "2012", just as the founding fathers intended.

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