Solid LOG album. Nothing particularly noteworthy but definitely a good listen. Not a bad track here.

British people are just fucking trolling us at this point right?

If you see this, post an eye 👁️

Slowly but surely I am amassing shit for a pretty decent home gym... Now I just need a place to put it all

Is it even leg day if you don't feel like you are gonna die midway through?

when you try to get extra sleep, but DST makes you lose an hour anyway

Me: Wanna see my Pornography? CJ: 🤭 CJ realizing I mean a Cure record: 🙄

This week, Alex Skolnick and Chuck Billy share Ozzy and Dio memories, plus they debate (kind of... It's weird... you'll see) on whether or not we have free will. Episode 260 of Heavy Metal Philosophy, links in replies! #metal #trashmetal #testament

bipolar disorder is just a handful of flavor-blasted mood states

i have done so many things today

Post Malone arguably seems like a cool guy to hang out with over a beer or 6, but how anyone can listen to his music is completely beyond me.

7 lbs down in a month. I'll take it

Dudes Rock #TheLastKingdom #AlexanderDreymon #Uhtred

The

Oh, fuck these guys

Good job America... You made me agree with Will fucking Ferrell. I hope you are proud of yourself.

Welp... Philly is still consistent. I'll give them that.

Gonna be a productive day. I am taking Thing1 to practice driving for a while and run some errands and then celebrating Thing2's birthday with Eggplant Parmesan (their choice of meal) and some cupcakes.

Snack time

My 100 year old spring water delivery company got bought out by Primo Brands (Think Deer Park / Pure Life) and they have already had to reschedule their first delivery. This is not a good look.

Moving shit

There is at least one other Jeff Epstein out there who’s definitely tired of explaining.

if you put a black metal tape up to your ear sometimes you can juuust hear barely audible noise. you can also hear this by putting it in the tape player and pressing play

"Oh, it is because I can leave in a hurry if I have to!" Ain't nobody chasin' you Cletus. Shut up.

I love a good healthy slice of Cheese with my metal. Does anyone know of any music videos that are more cheesy than Candlemass - Bewitched? If so, I wanna know about them!

Leg Day in the books

Unsubscribing from emails is my passion. It’s the closest I’ll ever get to "cleaning house."

Workout done

Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them lying around, you shouldn't share them with strangers, and you should change them regularly. But let's be honest, we all keep the same one until it's absolutely necessary to switch.

I’m at an age where my back goes out more than I do.

i am a distressed Pikachu

"Serves 4" is just a challenge. Challenge accepted.

Today has not been my day. My plans got derailed, I have to move my workout to tomorrow which might affect recovery for the next one. My right eye is blurry and while that is part of the healing process it is frustrating to go backwards. It's ok, we'll try again tomorrow

DUDEWIPES: to keep your mangina from feeling RAW. Put the SMACKDOWN on unsanitary taint smells

Me: $200 of useless items in cart "I deserve this." Me: $5.99 shipping "Absolutely not. This is robbery. Close tab."

if everyone around you seems to be over your shit… maybe reflect on that. every moment is an opportunity to try something different.

Me: "I’m lonely." Friend: "Want to hang out?" Me: "Absolutely not, I wanted to be lonely with an audience."

My favorite workplace activity is typing "per my last email," which is just professional code for: "I already told you this, you absolute walnut."

New record day! My KMFDM Enemy record showed up like a week late but at least it is here