The aurora forecast map looks like Kenny Rogers' Roasters sign from Kramer's apartment yet it's clear and no aurora I (or my phone) can see

www.scientificamerican.com/article/firs... Cow tools (real)

Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

I’m pretty sure if @pavelfox.bsky.social got a magic wand to that turned me into a plushie I’d get lost in the pile of plushies

They found out

I got that chronic wasting disease because I don't eat a full edible if I worry I would get too high and then I throw the rest away

Look, I know that sharks, as anthro characters, are usually (in the words of Douglas Adams) almost entirely but not quite unlike real sharks. Ears, paws, weird tails... But c'mon artists, for the love of God, can we at least give them vertical, heterocercle tail fins? You just drew a whale!

Now that Hytale is here, I'm reminiscing about these shark-inspired mob design ideas I sketched out five years ago. An attempt to diversify our idea of sharks in games, moving beyond the old stereotypes of aggressive mobs without depth! 🦈✨ #Hytale #Shark

Someone at FC suck off my hot dog

Figured I should make some fanart since the movie came out. Laying in bed late at night, this was the first thing that came to mind and I went with it.

I did it I suited at a con for the first time in foreverrrrrr @skotter.gay is a good chee support animal

What’s your favorite shark species? Mine is definitely the blacktip reef shark. It’s not the most interesting or special looking one out there but I somehow really like them.

Can u tuck in my paw

StickerApp WildePrints AFAIK both allow NSFW (StickerApp even does features!) and neither supports fascism.

Sometimes I'll just listen to whatever radio station was on in a work vehicle, but hearing a DHS ad just made me blacklist a station mentally

It @skotter.gay eating my snacks

For those who have never heard of the MOVE bombing

Idk why but Heated Rivalry is just making me think of The Room

reg line so long it's backed up to the N gates

Y'all better make sure he does all of these

Unpacked!

Really want to beat the devil out of the Avaya phone app devs for having such a dog shit app that doesn't allow you to turn off or adjust notifications without it freaking out and being unusable. It turns all audio (including my music) into fried phone quality for the duration of someone else's call

Really feeling like the only "fur cons" I feel like going to are just a handful of local events tbh

@pavelfox.bsky.social got me a cool book! Birds of the Pacific Northwest ❤️

it's the big day

‪Sharky kisses 2 Part 2 of a little sequence I drew up of what happens when an overeager rubber shark (and his tongue) gets their hands on a doggo.

Sharky kisses 3 Part 3 of a little sequence I drew up of what happens when an overeager rubber shark (and his tongue) gets their hands on a doggo.

Skottre watre

Starting work this morning like oh suddenly have a big craving for eating ass hmmm

rip

板皮類ってかっこいいよね！

Just shy of 1k people have now noted their stance on the bill, and the ratio of Pro vs. Con is roughly 1 : 25. Rookie numbers, pump it up.

Fish is cute

🎨 Art by the amazing @daikitei.bsky.social 🔥 Hey cutie, come dive into the deep with me. 🌊 If you can't breathe, I'll give you some 'mouth-to-mouth' below the surface. 🩵~

I ate this fast enough that I think @pavelfox.bsky.social has the right idea getting me one of those dog bowls to keep me from eating too fast. How would I slurp the broth tho >:(

Small On Top comic page 263! Big Fish. You can see the comics 1 week early on my p-site! www.patreon.com/spedumon #furrycomic #nsfw

Sharks can do that as well :3

HEY WASHINGTON FURRIES WANT TO GIVE FURAFFINITY YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO? WANT TO SHOW ID FOR FUCKING *BLUESKY*??? CALL YOUR FUCKING REPS I SWEAR TO GOD HB 2112 WILL FUCK YOU UP app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112 app.leg.wa.gov/memberemail/

Sometimes look at the Discover tab and wish you could turn off any skeets that are just political cartoons since basically all of them are bland and have no substance

Furries are easily entertained by an assortment of plush fish

If human design was actually intelligent I'd be able to eat my own ass smh

Being allergic to dogs and especially cats is hard because even if I take allergy meds I'll be sleepy and it makes it like 5x harder to wake up the next day

Pretty sure @pavelfox.bsky.social has threatened to buy me one of these the last couple of times I ate a burrito so fast I made myself sick

Plenty of lube (coconut oil and water based) and stretching out before working up to it

Yall need to hold me to this, I need some encouragement! Feel free if you want to help too if you know what I mean :3