I really really need to get stickers of myself partially on Arlie's advice So many years and not a single Toya sticker outside of telegram

Y'all wanna have any ABDL cons on the East Coast maybe? Please? I promise we're just as stupidly expensive over here!

I think I need to get a ref to define the difference between Toya and werewolf Toya...

I'm a smelly little wolfy and I need a change. ;~; This message brought to you by "Toya be a good boy and tell everyone you need a change."

I finally got praise from my stuck up coworker who called me the goat today for baah I mean for getting to all the baah I mean like baah ...oh dear

If you pet me you'll get good luck I can't guarantee it'll be immediately It may also spontaneously regress you But you should pet me anyway Because I need pets ;~;

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Basically I'm baby

woah what a random thing to post

Bury Discord.

Hey I found this Job up on the board at the guildhall for "Strange Mysterious Ruins" on the outskirts of the kingdom. Says it pays well, something about time reversal effects? I dunno. I didn't read the whole flyer. Anyway, you want in? What kinda energy you bringin' to my party?

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How does your headspace make an omelette? Toya - cutting up peppers and onions Farix - Keeping the pan at perfect temp with fire magic Anzu - breaking eggs and questioning everything Morgan - whisking milk into the eggs Jonah - brought the salt Ohm - charging phones Tobias - cleaning dishes

Ghost hands but they hike up your pants, straighten your collar, comb your hair and make sure you look nice and proper and pat your padded butt gently.

Success! After a brief struggle with ancient video codecs, I have recovered a cleaner copy of at least the broadcast TV edit of the Moviefone spot from my personal backups. With an added bonus bumper that not many have seen before. 😉 Enjoy

Also this is the cheekiest sassiest thing I've ever seen, Fang.

Tykables flipping over the Massive L card in Q1 this year I see. Interest play.

Internet friends, I am in need of two comic images. 1) a white dog in a blue shirt eating a spicy meat, his friend asks him why he keeps eating it if it's spicy and he says "no it's good!" And takes another bite And 2) crystal exarch flashing his credit card screaming his summoning phrase

BDF baybeeeeee Got invited to a magic thing with my old coworkers and while I still fucking suck at Magic and dislike card games in general, this Tovolar Not A Wolf deck has gotta see some use sometime! Also big pamps but that's a given ...maybe not around my old coworkers... Or maybe...

I open the slay the spire board game I observe all the things I still have yet to remove from the packaging because I want to ensure theyre stored correctly and perfectly and properly I close the slay the spire board game

A royal rumble then, @king-infernape.bsky.social ? >:3

Tourists, smh...

This is the weirdest Korok I've ever seen...

My roll20 profile tells me I've played 4340 hours of Pathfinder/5e with my friends. Six months of non-stop DND over the course of 11 years. d a n g

Google Pixel 6 says "swipe from the right edge of the screen to go 'back' to the main menu." Telegram says "swipe right on a chat to archive it." Sometimes, they do the exact same thing at the exact same time and suddenly I'm like "Where's this person I talk to? Why haven't they- oh." UI is fun!

Riloh and I are perfect for each other. I'm the pamp. He's the purr.

charging up

Back view 🐺🔥

I don't know if I can trust this Dollar General...

Today feels like a "Map of the Problematique" kinda day. Maybe just a Muse day in general.

Iron Lung good. <3

Me but if everything was the opposite. -Huge surprise-

Feb-roo-ary? Nah. Feb-MOO-ary. Now I'm gonna be a big heavy cow mommy in a super poofy diaper for anyone who needs babysitting- Emphasis on sitting.

It's called -fashion-, darling. You wouldn't understand.

There! You had a little flour left on your finger in the last one >.>

We're having a guest visit for two weeks starting tomorrow so pardon if I'm AFK a lot!!

Ahh yes! Saturdays were made for wolves! And wolves pamps~

So Unlike this morning where I woke with hope for the day I have been dealing with a major telephony outage for the past Six Hours I haven't eaten anything all day I dry heaved in the car on the way to go get myself a well deserved treat I am finally home and I am going to crash So Fucking Hard

It's the most wonderful tiiiime of the yearrrr (BDF) With the kids crinkles smelling and everyone checking the state of your reeeeeeeear It's the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the yeaaarrrr

Hey, if you need a Telco Engineer anytime in the future for any reason OR at least someone who has a passing understanding of larger infrastructures and t/sing AND you don't mind them pooping their pants from time to time, hmu

Continued on that same meeting; Coworker2: "Hey so, Coworker3 hasn't been around to work tickets so we were hoping we could enlist his help with this project-" Boss: "Oh don't you worry about Coworker3. Let's just say Coworker3's work ethic has been noticed." Me: "...I saw nothing, I heard nothing."

Hilarious meeting with my director. Him: "Did you service X site?" Me: "Yeah, there was a ticket-" H: "Stop. Don't go back there ever again." M: "What? Why?" H: "That site isn't associated with us. They haven't been for four years. They haven't even been paying us for service." Lol

"Toya you are needed across the lake asap for a VIP voicemail issue." "Ok." Red light Red light Red light Someone doing 20 in a 45 single lane Red light Red light Red light Red light Angry little lady who's problem I fixed so fast she had to say "wait what did you do?" Red light Red light Red lig-

Thank God. Polar Bear finally gives me rest.

Unsurprisingly my mean inner monologue is incredibly loud today after two days of bad sleep It's gonna be a day

Least I made it to 5am today. =^=

I will not taint the royal character I'm playing. I will not taint the royal character I'm playing. I will not taint the royal character I'm playing. ...but I might pay someone else to. >:3c

I made curry so good, my whole body feels warm, like I'm healing from the inside out =///=

Just as a PSA I go to bed at 10pm my time to wake up at 7am my time. That's EST. I know a lot of y'all stay up past that point, so please don't feel dejected if I don't reply to your messages past 10pm. As you can see from my morning post, sleep is a beast I have yet to tame, so bear with me.