So the idea of being form locked into something embarrassing for a short while never really got me until I started the whole shapeshifter thing And now imagining desperately trying to turn back into something and not being able to is really outrageously hot But WHAT? And don't say cow-

When I was little, I would sometimes wake up earlier than my mom. I'd be nestled against the wall in my room, listening to the water rushing in pipes in the walls. If I heard that sound, it meant Mom wasn't out of the shower yet and I had more time to rest and be snuggly. It's such a comfy sound.

Myst (1993) Developed by Cyan.

Me, being bundled up in a soft blanket for eepy times by kitty: "Noooo I don't wanna be a pupperito..."

Can I uhm Then uhhh

Someone reached out to me who works at the hospital I work at A f u r r y And I I'm like Please be friendly please be friendly please be friendly please be friendly waaaaaaaah

What is there fun to do in Boston? For maybe like a week in September, maybe.

5:30am has become my new nemesis in that for whatever fucking reason, it's the time my body decides to wake up every day now. I even took NyQuil last night cuz I'm feeling a little sicky and still, 5:39, body says "Nuh, that was enough sleep, time for action" and brain goes "bro fucking stop wth"

It's pretty dense, actually. And chewy! I think for a first go, it's pretty good. Maybe it needs to proof longer, hmm...

Did I forget to mention it's done?

Did I forget to mention I started making bread yesterday?

Me: *teases friend* Also me: is that okay? Is that too much? Did I do it right? Can I do it better for you?

Aww RIGHT it's tmituesday! Ask questions, get answers This princely wolf shall bestow wisdom from his high chair Throne His throne Ahem Q4U: What Pokemon are you starting with?

WURFF I SIT WHERE I WANNA WURFF!

I played count the rice Yeah I played count the rice

CW: Venting, hardships, disabilities. A message. Disability. Prideful. Enduring in the face of everything. Art by @pixelpupaussie.bsky.social & @retro-bait.bsky.social

G'morning!

"But, sir, will people want to buy our product if it tells them they can also smell like a hunky bird man? Yeah, no, I heard it, I get it, nevermind-"

Mission Success!

Gonna try something called "Soju" with Riloh. It's tasty!

I used to think the Finger lakes only had wineries from all the times my parents dragged me down there with them. I am learning now that there are about a hundred really nice restaurants and bars about half an hour away from me. Scale House Brewery ala recommendation from @npanda.bsky.social !

My diaper was dry when I put it on last night... Oh no...

It's done Work is done I'm still on call this weekend but I'm done for now So I made something fun to ferment in the fridge overnight Now I need a nap

Choose a tiny fluffy bird

HelpDesk complains they're getting hundreds of empty spam calls daily Coworker gets new number and assigns it to queue in AWS Confirmed with our coworker we were able to dial in and get to the AA This morning? Nothing. All broken. Coworker is out for a week on vaycay I'm very stressed

Body decided to wake me up at 5:30 for the fourth time this week Jokes on you, body It's BDF and I'm about to add two extra hours of being a stinky little wuff to my daily routine

WHY

hi Hi so Uhm Y'know how you say not to play with the boxes of pawsta in the pantry Uhm So I used the broom to knock the one with all the star shaped pawsta on the floor an Uhm So Uhm Can you help me pick them back up? ;^; They kinda gotted everywhere an I just wanted one...

Oh folks I should mention Since I'm on call this week, I can't really risk a stream! Sorry about that, but we'll be on regular scheduled stuff next week. I'm currently lvl 20 in KHCoM and I'm on World 2 which is Agrabah farming MP

Folks, I have a conundrum they needs solving. I took off two weeks for my birthday this year, and for those who know me, that is a lot of time. Probably the most I've taken since pre-Covid. ...WHAT DO I DO WITH IT? I can't fly, it has to be drive-able. Where do I go? What do I see?? Help PLEASE.

Please help Rad if you're in a position to do so.

😴

Me when I suddenly feel my heart skip a beat as the gunbreaker hrothgar calls me his good little samurai DPS puppy

The message is- The pigs earned their death. This one will be no different.

Aight I figured it out I ain't been sleeping great all week and that's prolly why my moods in the negatives Prolly about three ish hours last night, maybe five the night before, and Monday idk but it wasn't much No more listening to bad brain thoughts when I'm sleep deprived =^=

I unwrapped my sandwich and half of it immediately rolled on the floor. ;^; dude what is up with today cmon man

Getting to go on a fun educational trip should be a regular thing at companies for mental health reasons

Sorry I got hit by the big sad this AM Working through it Sorry

I just wanna go home

I just wanna get tied up and getting used like a bad wolfy you need to train to be better. I wanna tug at my restraints and force you to muzzle me so you don't get bit. I want you to be forceful but gentle. I want you to be kind about it, but unrelenting. I -will- be a good boy, like it or not

I don't always get Chongqing Chicken when I order from the authentic Chinese place in town But I did last night And oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh ohhh oh It was worth it...

Big heavy smurshy diapers Did I spook you

Last night was... Adventurous...

Happy BDF! If you're at AC please stay hydrated! If you're at home please stay hydrated! If you exist on this plain of reality please stay hydrated! You gotta pee your pants!

Stream going up in 30 mins Starting with our usual FoodGuessr and Scrandle, then moving into the final steps of Kingdom Hearts 1! Remember, we have to get through ALL of them before KH4 comes out, so we can't be bothered by too much side content! Gotta get to the end! twitch.tv/toyapup

longshot does anyone know how to use Imagcile for call reporting and follow up longshot help

Person in our shared work chat complaining that there aren't any people to hang with and being very pessimistic about it Me: "Hey what's up! You work at the office on X road yeah? You want to meet up for a coffee or something sometime?" Them: "no" K thx sorry I tried being nice My bad I guess

✨10K FOLLOWERS RAFFLE!! ✨ BIIIG milestone!! We need to celebrate this! Thank you so much everybody, I wouldn't be able to do this furry art thing full time without you I'll do a colored sketch for the winner To participate -Comment a SFW ref -Like & retweet -Follow Ends on August 2nd!

Hey @boredomwithfriends.bsky.social is really cool and fun to hang with and prolly got cursed and needs help waddling around jsyk