bad optimizable functions get put in the optimizable function wiggler

auth: it's just a list! authorization tends to bring out Strong Opinions ™️ so we decided to try to keep it as simple as possible in the protocol & let the applications build higher-level abstractions give it a read & let me know your thoughts!

really rude of the universe today to take away the normal atmosphere of air I know and love and replace it with one of muddy soup I can think of no other explanation why standing upright and walking around feels as unpleasant as it does today

having been forced by my office move to ride in one a few times now, I feel pretty confident that the thing Waymos are the worst at by far is merging into a fast moving lane using an on-ramp

good morning

anyone remember what it was like back when the major CS advancements weren't just increasingly more convoluted applications of linear algebra

fear not the programmer who has solved a thousand problems. fear the programmer who has solved the same problem a thousand different ways. or whatever bruce lee said.

one vibecoding issue that definitely can't be fixed with better models is that effort and time are forcing functions that make you pick projects to work on that are actually useful

claudeing hard or hardly claudeing?

no thank you, I do not want to "create a routine for hydration through habit stacking"

folks is it a good sign when a massage therapist calls your body a "target rich environment"

why do I desire a tungsten cube

today they're playing pitbull???

good morning

why doesn't us-east-1, the largest AWS region, not simply eat the others?

The past years have seen horrendous attacks towards trans people. We have a duty to protect the most vulnerable members of our communities. There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years. This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️‍⚧️λ

oh yeah? fuck you *distributes your system*

why does the coffee bar at my new office building constantly play rave music I mean I'm not complaining I just feel like my outfit is way too professional for this vibe

APIs designed by people with psychosis hit different

It’s clear these changes missed the mark, so we’re rolling them back. We’ll be working on a solution that better balances the varying needs of all our users and will provide more information before we roll out additional changes.

tummy hurt :(

GUYS WHY DID THE STUPID SHEEP MURDER MYSTERY MOVIE MAKE ME CRY??

gonna watch "Knives Out but with sheep" today

every public wifi network is like Will you be bound to me? Do you agree to serve me and submit to me? By continuing you consent to become my blade eternal, to strike down my enemies until the sun winks out in ten billion years

"Person of Interest was a show that was far ahead of its time" "What, because of its depictions of mass surveillance capitalism and AI?" "No, lesbian operative4operative representation."

*giggles and twirls a finger through my hair* haha god, I'm such a bimbo *stumbles over completely flat and obstacle-free ground and a book of mathematical philosophy falls out of my bag*

*banging on a war drum* the mutuals feed should also show me reposts if both the reposter and repostee are my mutuals!!

if a math textbook includes the words "Friendly Introduction" in the title that means it's going to fuck you up

everyone wants to Modernize the Curriculum around AI but nobody wants to swap calculus for linear algebra in high school math

we should teach weighted digraphs in elementary school just in case the kids ever run into niche applications of graph theory like (squints) google maps or youtube shorts

just heard a CS lecturer use the question "imagine you have a big directed graph - okay, why would you care about a big directed graph?" and was utterly baffled until I remembered that most other programmers do not work on build tooling

longing for the bygone days of 2015 when reading an AI textbook at lunch was just something that made me a bit quirky instead of something that gave a wide and diverse collection of very annoying people reason to be casually judgemental

one thing I do like about having a computer job is that it's always at least a little stupid

sigh

incredible paper title

"Alright so Who's got uranium, What's got plutonium, and I Don't Know's got thorium,"

do not fuck gentle into that good night

my 💕FUTURE WIFE💕 made some immaculate minestrone. I say future wife because when she cooks like that... you know what you got to do, amirite fellows? Maybe I ask @notjack.space for paw in marriage... after I'm done with soup though🙂‍↕️. There's a proper order to these things

solution: be erdos!

oh fuck oh no migraine attack save me fluffy comforter

MRI techs 🤝 the fae strongly prefer that you have no metal on you

"Athens in Ancient Greece was like an all you can rape buffet for this man" - my partner, Summer, about Zeus

what if I got a lambda cube tattoo haha jk unless?

eternal sunshine of the GDPR compliant mind

I got a new Sound Cylinder (bluetooth speaker) and it's pink and cute and I like it :3

I should arrange my life so that it contains more pound cake

this rideshare driver is exclusively playing music from the soundtracks of the lord of the rings and dune

I'm fluffy today

I wish I spent more time teaching

I joined the @racket-lang.org IRC channel on freenode