I do not know what I might do with it but I like it.

"Dana, bluesky isn't where your fans are... it's your containment wing". <3 IRL friends.

I could be the aunt.

What! They’re not yellow at all! … Oh BOOTS

Things I read on Facebook: “the uterus hangs off the second chromosome and the Y is an X with a missing uterus” There you go. We have just two chromosomes inside us and they are giant organs and other organs are attached to them. I think. Which is more than that poster did.

I have been informed this is Tom Bombashell.

I think every one of the last dozen photoshops I’ve done has had some knob or another reply with “AI SLOP!!”. Look. Skill issue. You may not be able to hallucinate absolute dorkarse nonsense by yourself, but some of us can.

Watched a video of a woman begging to find a doctor willing to test her for endometriosis to the point she bluntly says she doesn't care if they take her insurance because she's in so much pain she'd be willing to go into debt. Then saw the reaction video where all she said was: I was right

I periodically note this: I am a computer storage professional (I've somehow managed to work on filesystems most of my career), and I am willing to offer free advice to individuals about backups. There's a popular equation we like to use: 3 - 2 - 1:

Last night I dreamed that I realised I was still naked even under clothes so I had to quickly learn sorcery to make my car drive itself closer to the house so I could quickly get to more clothes stashed in the back of it. Concern levels nude dream: 1/10 Sorcery as a solution to small problems: 8/10

dear rest of the world. do you have pobblebonk-alikes out in rural spots? www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYJE...

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That's a wild development. Birth 6 lb. small and noisy. 1yr 96lb compromises furniture 2yr 1536 legally livestock 3yr 24k school closes for geotech review 9yr 400 billion, becomes a sphere, gains atmosphere 20yr gains ocean, tides, and a moon. 24yr sustains fusion 27yr gains an event horizon.

One of those lines I will always remember from IRC, way way back talking about CPAP machines and sounding like darth vader. someone replied... "He's more machine now than man.... twisted, and well rested"

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Delighted by this tbh

What was that one thing as an early artist (or hell even if you didn’t become one in a public sense of the word) that you drew over and over and over?

ghosts in my endocrine system again. sealed-off hallways awaken. identity and biology intermingle in the corridors beneath... twins ask me to come play, and elevator doors do not open, but that cannot stop the flood. and then, motherfucker. please, i require pretzels.

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you? I'm now everywhere - sprayed across the scenery as a pile of body parts.

People are indeed lovely. But maybe you could get them a better font :)

20 years this year since I got to get a few stabs into The Australian via Media Watch. Delicious times. www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/e...

A family member who is very much not computer literate saw something online and asked if it was “A1” He meant AI. PEOPLE ARE LOVELY. Communication is incredible.

My student told me he ran his paper through an AI checker to see if it would get flagged even though he wrote it, and it offered to “humanize” his paper by changing the sentence, “Illicit cocaine use is responsible for many potential adverse cardiovascular events” to “Cocaine is a bad, bad drug”

I call this look USCSS Nostromo chic.

Hypercard, my heart, my love

did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about

Finder, MS-DOS, Workbench, GEM, Hypercard, and LOADING LOAD ERROR READY RUN READY.

Neither my ex nor I liked our last names much (mine, twelve letters, six consonants in a row; hers, an English verb). When we married we picked Borogove from Carroll’s “Jabberwocky”. Both of us kept it after the split. It feels more like *my* name than my first name does now.

Cis folk - have you ever had the fleeting thought to change your name? To what? For any reason. Just cool. Connection. Vibes. Whatever. Do it.

Low energy today. Not in the tired way but kind of stoned without being stoned. High without being high. Calm without being calm. Actually no just calm really.

me: how you doing guy at gas station: kinda like i've had a gun to my head since the moment i was born me: right right can i get in that cooler behind you i need the zero sugar monster

Malware that quietly goes through text docs on your computer and inserts sentences that sound like an AI responding to a prompt, and also adds extra fingers and distorts text in your photos.

Malware that quietly goes through text docs on your computer and inserts sentences that sound like an AI responding to a prompt, and also adds extra fingers and distorts text in your photos.

Trans Am

Intersex Interceptor.

Came across the muscle car for the queer folk, a 1971 Ford Falcon LGBT with custom plates.

Maserati Biturbo.

I think if we did an inventory of all the animals shown in prehistoric cave paintings and found just one animal that’s never represented then we’d know that’s the form aliens took when they came to earth recently.

The people who yell about “biology” all the time in the state-media complexes in nakedly fascistic nations like the US & UK very rarely have even the most minimal education in biology.

don't hate me because i have the best gear and the best plugins.

Lick it, but from the upwind side.

I, for one, am here for the new NATO phonetic alphabet.

Rockley. Eglinton. Kelso. Bathurst. Millthorpe. Blayney. Orange. Oberon. Lucknow. Gilmandyke. Perthville. Wimbledon.

“Woman told __________ symptoms were just anxiety” (hantavirus, cancer, ALS, Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s disease, endometriosis …)

Keep it. It’s Narromine not Narrotheirs.

Ok hypothetically you’re out bushwalking somewhere northwest of Dubbo and you hypothetically see what looks like a parachute and hypothetically there’s a small NASA re-entry vehicle attached to it that looks like it’s been there for a while, what do you do? Asking urgently for curiosity.