here's how i would explain D&D: all the fun stuff you imagine in your head, all the actual stuff you do is maths and statistics.

"Portland Oregon or Maine?" I think they mean the one with 10x the population and full city infrastructure and economy and cultural presence. The one that is a city

hey is it true H.R. Giger got double teamed by trans ladies and he loved it?

PLEASE STAY SAFE PORTLAND

i hope Michael Stipe is doing well

i've started to verbally shitpost and yo this stuff does not land well at all in the world of flesh and blood

the recipe for four am poasters maddness is being very stoned and very tired and sort of awake-ish. it helps if you're also under-employed and over-educated.

im so glad my four am poaster's maddness returned

i dont want to go to one of those places where people pay money to smash TVs and stuff i want a place where i can go and have a good shout at TVs and stuff

its not exciting when you see clearly explainable lights in the sky

the only game more boringer than D&D

*drum solo*

so @melibean.bsky.social tells me its not normal to use three (3) towels after a shower but how else do you get dry??

i like when haughty rich babes are like "america you bore me"

there's a boba spot nearby that sells a drink size that comes with a fucking stuffie 🤯😳🤪 this place will BANKRUPT me if you give me the option to order a boba that comes with a stuffie or without one i will 100% of the time choose the stuffie option i wouldnt even need to think its no choice

oof crashing out that was a wild ride fr i had so many thoughts!

my pfp is so cute i catch myself staring at it its wild

i've started to verbally shitpost and yo this stuff does not land well at all in the world of flesh and blood

whenever someone brings up Hot Fuzz somebody will be like "thats such a good movie" and then someone else will be like "i know, its so so good." and i think thats great.

there's a boba spot nearby that sells a drink size that comes with a fucking stuffie 🤯😳🤪 this place will BANKRUPT me if you give me the option to order a boba that comes with a stuffie or without one i will 100% of the time choose the stuffie option i wouldnt even need to think its no choice

brace yourselves for the endless Atlantic / Salon et al. circle jerk of "Was Ed Gein Trans? A Shocking New Netflix Series Poses New Questions About The Serial Killer Icon" articles for fucking weeks and weeks

I really hope one day soon people will realize that Ryan Murphy is a racist, anti-trans, & misogynist hack who has no clue what horror or camp is.

speaking from personal experience, knowing the difference between "you're" and "your" will not make you happy.

fuck Ryan Murphy so much idk how much cocaine a person has to do to think that its a good time to make THIS show like i knew he hated trans women* but even i'm taken aback by the level of depravity youtu.be/EDBmpfbnLGk?...

since its coming up in a month or so i'm wondering how people feel about TDOR?

kiri-kiri-kiri

lets get fucking through it, eh?

I once shared a story idea with a professional trans author and she told me I should probably change it because, while a good idea, it shared vague similarities with a fringe transphobic trope and she worried about the way audiences, especially trans ones, treat new trans authors.

there sure are a lot of songs about flying!

Pom Tetty and The BeartHrakers

Mitchell & Webb Are Not Helping isn't great, is it?

men are from mars! women are in danger!

lets get fucking through it, eh?

therapist: it seems like you have a lot more self esteem lately me: yeah its the weirdest thing therapist: it's not weird! i've literally been working with you on it every week for over a year!

men are from mars! women are in danger!

kiri-kiri-kiri

i am bimbbo everywhere

could they make an oven that was the opposite?

see? my bangers are bakc in a huge way

handing a printout of the most-visited wikifeet pages to the HUAC

ban popular content

i am bimbbo everywhere

therapist: it seems like you have a lot more self esteem lately me: yeah its the weirdest thing therapist: it's not weird! i've literally been working with you on it every week for over a year!

alex jones hyping himself up in the mirror:

you're own personal buddha

stg i'm gonna figure out how to think my way outta this mess

since its coming up in a month or so i'm wondering how people feel about TDOR?

i would be more annoyed by my inability to sleep past like four am if i didnt have cats for company early morning hours with cats is so nice.

trans people: these laws are fucked, these are going to cause so many problems for us. it's getting really scary every time: and trans people are only 1% of the population! imagine how much worse this is going to affect cis people! wont someone please think of us when discussing your oppression