tonight was an album

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT MY WIFE

not my best work but it'll do got the silhouette decently tho

DJing a prom themed event tonight

movies about girls that can communicate with insects... gotta be one of my favorite genres

love that the Tenebre poster on Tubi is censored with a ribbon

my "it's finally less than 60 degrees outside" playlist - White Winter Hymnal by Fleet Foxes - Le temps de l'amour by Françoise Hardy - California Dreamin' by The Mamas & the Papas - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover by Sophie B. Hawkins - The Subway by Chappell Roan

uptick lately in "i'm literally an it girl, i'm jane birkin, take me to the Chelsea hotel." look. you cannot be an it girl who only ever studiously mimics other it girls. you have to have your own tastes, interests, opinions, style. you have to be a weirdo who dates other weirdos. required reading:

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

people should have just sold Hellraiser to me as "Depeche Mode Possession (1981) David Cronenberg" instead of being like "so there was this philosopher named Sartre, maybe you've heard of him? he was kind of a big deal back in the day..."

most celebrity hate feels incredibly forced and invasive but especially when people make fun of former child stars for being cringe or rude or ignorant it's like... you mean that person who grew up in a panopticon and was exploited by nearly every trusted adult?

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

people think ocd is when you're very particular and squeaky clean but it's actually more like being the protagonist of a Final Destination movie.

in high school a friend of mine kept being like "Lo, put down the photoshop and stop giving yourself blue eyeballs." - i had no idea what she meant until yesterday when my doctor was like "fun fact, Ehlers Danlos can make the whites of your eyeballs look blue-tinted in photos." now i understand !!

So considerate of Taylor to bring Brat summer back

Am I the only person who's noticed that Lola Sebastian is an anagram of Lotsa Lesbian?

"someday her fans will realize-" tbh bestie i've been here since 2006 and the girls are currently posting exactly like ex-cult members experiencing deprogramming / deconstruction. a mass loss of faith the likes of which ive never witnessed and i have to assume class consciousness is playing a part.

remember when Folklore came out and everyone was like "woohoo she's retiring the pop diva revenge schtick and making folk/country singer songwriter music !! finally !!"

When yet another couple comes in and buys the ‘Big Frank’ costume 🙄

is it too early to call it a trainwreckord

watching The Shining & thinking about the Grady sister who tried to burn the Overlook down with matches 💔

Queer Americans: start documenting stories like these for your asylum claims. Take it seriously. Prepare now.

showed my mum my new hair and she sent this back

Literally all of you read that Ray Bradbury short story in school. Do you wanna get eaten by a lion?

i meet someone --> i am cheesed to meet them --> that's all i just really like meeting new people! and also i am a mouse

i will trade you one (1) new haircut selfie for everyone being nice about my bangs not behaving every day

symbol of american vapidity and excess to madonna, Little Treat to me

ryan murphy shows are so funny to me like the screen will flash "1967, Los Angeles" and then a nepo baby dressed exactly like France Gall will be on the phone saying "I'm sorry I can't make it tonight, Rosemary, I going to a The Doors concert. At the Whiskey a Go Go. with my friend Eve? Eve Babitz?"

my family has been teasing me by calling my taste in music "windchimes in a minor key" for years but the thing is? i really do love windchimes. they sound so nice. like, they make my whole day. you ever step outside into a lovely breeze and hear twinkling bells? marvelous.

Indigenous solidarity means landback and reperations. On top of the orange shirt, make sure to centre the ones working tirelessly to provide a means of community to those that have been historically kept away from it. chuffed.org/project/1409...

"The inspiration for the gripping docuseries Hitler and the Nazis, now streaming on Netflix."

hi i'm getting a kickass set of new genitals installed in 2 weeks from now !! isn't that fucking cool ? i could use a little bit of help with medical bills + housing expenses during recovery and so i've set up a little gofundme! gofund.me/394dc2e93

fiancée's Lou Reed impression is so notorious my parents are asking if she can send a voice note of it they can cherish

it's always Court Jester x Princess never Court Jester x Unicorn Trapped in a Human Body She Can Feel Dying All Around Her 💔

got nothing fun to say just cheesy gratitude for the sheer amount of people in my community who've stepped up this week to help me get my feet back on the ground, and in so many ways. love my friends ♥️♥️♥️

Hey friends, the end of the month is coming and me and Percy could use help with rent. My meds continue to not work right so I have been sludge for almost six months now and money's run out again Venmo: @RowanKaiser PayPal: paypal.me/rowankaiser CashApp: $arkaeyn

becoming a semi-successful youtuber has ironically been terrible for my self-esteem. that's a big part of why i don't upload as often as i used to - i need to push myself *so far* to make something that feels worth putting into the world

Long live the new flesh

"check your local library" is by far and away the best advice for most situations. that said, i would love if my local library stocked more textbooks or actual journalism and less books by right wing grifters.

Does anyone else get stressed out about which side of the game of Pong will win when you're watching a Shaun video?

haircut day and i'm getting literal Amelie hair. this will be one of the best or worst decisions of my life.

getting a lot of use out of this in the groupchat

love how obsessed with shipwrecks my generation is. is it because we grew up watching Titanic? the 2020s sea shanty craze? the chicken, the egg? idk but i don't know a single Gen Z that doesn't LOVE "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot like a child

In case people don’t have access to a @winnipegfreepress.com account

I'd like to hear from Sideshow Mel

Sabrina Carpenter is a gen x lounge singer trapped in the body of a Polly Pocket. Sabrina Carpenter is countryfied britpop. Sabrina Carpenter is a paper maché Ann Margaret. Sabrina Carpenter is David Foster Wallace in a peignoir set. Sabrina Carpenter is postmodernism itself. Sabrina Carpenter is.

what a textually rich week for Fallen Wife Guys, a group of men i find incredibly fascinating

you know how vintage people who love 1930s aesthetics always caveat that sentiment with "but it was a really hard time to be alive and i'd never want to actually live through it" ? i feel as though we are living through one of those eras now