The possibility of Canada and Italy opening the tournament in Toronto is too horrifying to contemplate. Somebody needs to cordon off Woodbridge like it's a nuclear waste site out of an abundance of safety.

As If couldn't dislike the Yankees more, Aaron Judge draws Scotland against Brazil and Morocco

Aaron Judge c'mon man

Starting to think this is an elaborate gambit for Infantino to show off his "comedy chops"

It's incredible how much they drag this shit out

“Pele…who I assume is one of the greats” says Donald Trump

this whole thing is a car crash I can't look away from

I need to see Donald Trump attempt to pronounce Curacao

If anything the main person this comes across as being embarrassing for is Infantino, not Trump lmao

The first second of eternity has finally passed. Clara Oswald: The Untold Adventures’ first episode, ‘A Citizen of the Universe’, is available to read (link below).✨🔮 #DoctorWho #ClaraOswald

This project has been so excited to watch unfold, even through the challenges it's encountered over time, but I'm so thrilled it's finally happening. I couldn't be prouder of everyone involved!♥️

At least it’s not Paramount but jesus christ it’s bleak

Breaking news: Someone else references the same meme format

Halle Berry I was unfamiliar with your game

What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/

Amused by the Discord Wrap (apparently that's a thing now) having the custom emoji of Bernard Cribbins laughing at a joke from his Never Mind the Buzzcocks appearance as my top used emoji. Anyway these year end wraps might be getting out of hand

ACAB includes the boys of the NYPD choir singing Galway Bay

Genuinely why would you say this out loud man

Fuck Keir Starmer and the Labour government to hell and back

The War Between Deez Nuts

Christmas radio stations always play the same 5 songs over and over when they SHOULD be playing Snoopy's Christmas by the Royal Guardsman, the best Christmas song of all time.

I saw the trailer for Marty Supreme before WUDM, and I keep thinking it looks somewhat interesting, but I can’t get past the fact that Kevin O’Leary has an acting role in it

I should probably stop being on the internet too much

There are published authors who proudly proclaim the only thing they actively read is fanfiction, and I just don't understand that mentality

Having seen it yesterday on the cinema screen, that AI Coke ad looks even worse than before. Truly butt ugly

I have learned that Tom Stoppard was an uncredited script doctor on Revenge of the Sith and is probably responsible for the iconic "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise" scene?? Man he got around everywhere

Glass Onion is *probably* the weakest of the trilogy but it's still a 10/10, I mean genuinely how can you not appreciate how it literally shows you the drink switch onscreen and makes you think you didn't

There's a line in Wake Up Dead Man where the Republican wannabe goes off on one about "I tried everything, the race thing, the gender thing, the trans thing etc." and it keeps going and it's absolutely hysterically funny

"Old Time Rock and Roll" is the world's first boomer jam

I'm thinking about getting into hobbies

When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".

Ha! Suckers. I did my Thanksgiving EARLY! (I'm Canadian)

It’s a shame Bolsonaro being in prison will keep him from being with his true love, a million different medical devices wired up to him in a hospital bed

Oh I get it now, he's invested in this happening because the director's a sex pest. Everything makes sense now.

We Didn't Start The Fire (Demi's Version) @electrolemon.bsky.social

Watched the original King Kong. Undeniably influential and I love the big monkey but hoo boy those Native stereotypes and sexist romance tropes are haaaaard to sit through

Kinda wild how my silly little joke is responsible for about 90% of the promotion being used for this soundtrack

Everyone thought Trump would try to amend the constitution to run for a third term but after yesterday I think he might also amend it to let Zohran run for President that's how much he was clearly in love with him lmao

62 Years Ago Today:

oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

It's actually wild to me that some people still don't understand basic transit etiquette. I was on a crowded bus today and actually snapped at someone while getting out because they were trying to push their way in without letting people off first.

It's misogynistic to *checks which book they're mad about being criticized* call a repurposed Harry Potter fanfic for being bad?

but mom, grok said it's my turn to go on the playstation - elon musk, real quote

me versus everyone on Twitter who thinks Sabine Wren becoming a Jedi isn’t cool as hell

rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear

I think the World Cup expansion is bad but I've seen some people rag on the smaller teams making their debut like it's the fault of the expansion. Look, maybe, but Haiti was in a group with Costa Rica and Italy still hasn't qualified, so you still have to play it out!

He was right to give a hard No and I’ll stand by it

must be so cool being illiterate