annoyingly my computer has decided that any time I try to print anything, the program i'm using is just gonna freeze. it's done it on WPS, acrobat reader and firefix. it let me print out the inside pages to 2 copies of faith zine, I updated the cover pdf w/ new website and it wouldn't print anymore.

for fucks sake, trying to do the weekly food shop (a stressful event at the best of time) ans the Asda website and app are both broken. i would just do it another day but I put in half the order yesterday already and i can't even amend or cancel it. and of course Sainsbury's website is down too 🤬 🤬

Did you used to make LiveJournal icons? Do you still have some of the ones that you made? I'm looking to include more icons in the second print run of my LiveJournal Iconic zine and would love to see yours! Share them here: form.jotform.com/252444103676...

just saw an insta advert for a babyshambles reunion tour or something and every single one of them looked so old im gonna go find a mausoleum to live in from now on 💀

i hadn't taken my medicine for a bit again because my morning routine has been disrupted by the broken TV and i wonder if certain feelings of inadequacy are related to that or because a thing that previously made me feel that way or both. it's both, isn't it? it usually is if there's two things..

my weekend plans, and i was already considering going more than once ☣️

ugh i miss my stupid TV, i'd like to sit down and watch a movie in bed and knit 🧶 watching shit on my phone or iPad is no good and ive lost the flood of inspiration i had for the first few days ): now i'm just a restless sack of bones

gonna try to chase my glory days apparently, cos i bought some expired film on ebay (1x slide and 1x colour) with the intension of Actually Using one of my many cameras? except i just realised the one i was probably gonna use doesn't actually take 35mm film IF it's the standard version 💀 nevermind

well shit. i had a nice time last night but i stayed out later than expected and my legs have been suffering for it so I was like "ok I'm not going out tomorrow" but then the bedroom TV broke so I was like well I might as well go out so I'm not bored but then I... forgot and now it's 10pm and the

it is deeply rude of my local pride to coincide with a forever devastating death anniversary so my body is always too sad to do anything that weekend. i have plans to go out tonight and tomorrow but we'll see how i get on, all i know is i'm gonna be the most fun person to talk to at the club ✌️

going to the movies again tonight to watch child adjacent horror movie (weapons, after seeing being her back on thursday) and the cinema was temporarily closed earlier due to a suspected gas leak and i don't know how to get dressed for outside and i've been mostly drawing cats today

1 - the weather is back on it's bullshit just in time for pride week ✌️ 2 - just watched the teaser trailer for the new Jordan Peele movie HIM and i swear at the end there was a heartagram on the fucking floor 3 - something else.

it's been a minute since i've done this... (cos i ain't watched much recently)

NEW PATREON POST: august bullet journal calendar page (with downloads) www.patreon.com/posts/135085...

btw i have a patreon for realsies now, if you're so inclined ✌️ patreon.com/tukru

Apologies. When I anonymously sent you the letter reading “I know what you did last summer,” my intent was not to scare you but, rather, to convey my level of familiarity with your work.

fun fact i made some stickers of this (slightly different background) for glasgow zine fest and sold every single one of them, didn't even get to keep on for myself. i'll get more made as soon as i can. there is a version on my redbubble that's also popular but i like doing things myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NEW ZINE! bat habitat #31 is my little djo tour diary, kind of (can going to two gigs be considered a tour diary?) 12k words about travelling, fandom, being an aging fangirl who remembers things but whose body is like "nope not anymore", with drawings ✌️ 34 pages - A5/half size vampirehag.etsy.com

tidying up/rearranging the bookshelf by my desk so i can store my sewing and zining shit there for easy access and oops i got distracted by a pencil case full of our badges from mid to late 2000's.

tonight has been a watching a music documentary while assembling a ginormous sewing pattern (dungarees) kind of evening (i have not finished assembling the pattern)

fuck yeah Simon Pegg coming through in the series the dudes we like in this household picking Blue Velvet when in the criterion closet, and we don't even have to watch it to find out cos he's holding it in the thumbnail 👍

the weather again 😭

i think i need to swap over to a solid colour for the seahorses but idk what colour to go with 🤔 (not green) (knitting a jumper for my mother-in-law for christmas already)

well, i'm shocked 😳

bubu heads 💖

i hate that the constant migration between different platforms and services means i lose track of people. like—where did that friend go? how do i contact them?? are they lost forever???

finally went to the local alternative market (broken hearts bazaar) on saturday and came back with treasure and a gazillion compliments on my halloween cat duvet dress

this week's diary is distressingly full of obligations 💀

Trying to avoid eviction. Please share if you can. Thank you to everyone who's helped out already 🧡

NGL this is probably the most i've drawn in a minute 😭

basically i had a typography thought earlier and i had to do it.

Fix your hearts!

Just standing in my kitchen staring at the stupidest thing I’ve ever read in my fucking life

new favourite reference account unlocked? 🔓

i'm trying to be more organised with my gardening efforts this year. especially since when i went out there for the first time this spring i was like "what was out here? i have no idea" 😭 thankfully i've sussed it out but i have some signs to make so it doesn't happen again.

actually been making some progress with the Dead Mum Zine after an embarrassingly long time 💀 then again it's already taken me 4½ years, everything about it is an embarrassingly long time. but i've also done some writing every single day this month which is kind of impressive to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

happy bitch face 😅 it's a good day cos i got a table for glasgow zine fest after a year off and it's dungeons & dorks day 🙌 ⚔️

went to a matinee for once (saw conclave) and came home with a new plant for c to stare at while he works cos the dracaena that was there before rotted and died, or died and rotted, idk which happened first 💀

the shop has been updated: vampirehag.etsy.com

coming soon to an etsy shoppe near you ✨

note to self: make c this t-shirt (for christmas?) cos he won't stop quoting this or sending this fucking gif to me

Zine fest day!

last week was pretty much total bust on me doing ANYTHING AT ALL, the executive dysfunction was maxing out with a side of deep depresso and art block and everything being a 'mare of mild inconveniences. but today i got up early and was very productive and picked up my meds & did the food shop early

got a zine thing this weekend, i should really find my distro purse cos that has all my change and the card machine and i've sorted of not used it since... *checks instagram* august 💀 hoping it's in the distro suitcase (which i have not unpacked so i don't /really/ have to pack for saturday*)

This Saturday come along to Brixton Library's big LGBTQ+ zine fair! We have over 20 stalls of self published queer writing art and things to read from @rachaelhouse.bsky.social @roundtablebookscic.bsky.social @kissakerho.bsky.social @toniteras.bsky.social &... www.eventbrite.co.uk/o/lambeth-li...

finally dyed my hair purple but unfortunately my fringe is doing something weird and looking like it's not cut straight even though it definitely is. what the fuck hair? i'm starting to wonder if maybe the haircut i got last week was actually really bad?? maybe i let my hair dry in a bad position 💀

i went to see Companion last night and I really like it and I went in pretty blind only having seen a teaser like 6 months ago and the trailer before something else but i wish i had known even less cos that would have been super neat.