Microsoft may be utterly floundering right now but they did one thing extremely right at PAX: the demo area where you could play the Rog Ally X handheld? The seating was proper massage chairs. Exactly what I needed after a long day on my feet

Very much appreciated the guy wearing a “SOY BOY BETA CUCK” shirt at PAX. It almost offset the prick walking around in a MAGA hat

Have not seen a single DCC cosplayer at PAX. Very disappointed in my city. Mongo is appalled!

The wireless spectrum here at PAX is so packed that my AirPods cut out it if I put my phone in my pocket. I have to keep it up near my head

I seem to be entering a new period of insecurity and self hatred about my body/appearance Yesterday I was at a queer/kink street party. Today I’m at PAX. Normally at events like this I’d revel in all the wonderful and varied humanity I’m surrounded by…

I wonder if Stephen Fry and Alan Carr have ever boinked

Cheeky dumplings for dinner and new UK Traitors. Life’s good sometimes.

I tend to agree here, but it's not just Playstation games. It seems to me no matter where I turn, the media I consume is obsessed with stories of loss, grief and trauma and I am --so-- tired of it.

If anyone in my high school year group could be bothered with doing reunions, my 20 year one would be around now. I do not like this.

my therapist: you’ve survived addiction and trauma. you’ll survive your to do list💀

Either the twink behind the counter at my local San Churro likes me, or they’re trying to fatten me up for an evil witch. They just said “for no reason, I made you some more churros. Enjoy!” They didn’t just make more, they gave me a double serving 😂

genius reply to slop

PALS! I'm now on @hardcover.app! It's like GoodReads, but not owned by Amazon! Definitely loving it so far. Very worth checking out :)

This is what I look like from behind today. If you are exposed to Sky News at all let me know if you see me! 😅

Just walked past a Sky News reporter doing a piece to camera outside Collins Place food court. Didn’t hear what she was talking about, but made sure to put on my gayest, most limp-wristed walk with extra butt wiggle as I went by

That one colleague who always insists on doing a zoom meeting with everyone at our desks, so everyone gets blasted with their own echo whenever they talk

@scalzi.com thank you for Ran. Particularly with its attitude towards beer, I’ve never felt more represented in a book 😅

God bless aliens being used as autism characters. Everything about Ran in this scene is me 😂

The team was disappointed, but not surprised, that this planet looked a lot like British Columbia #DailyDistraction #StargateSG1

I’m at pub karaoke I wanted to do that lighter thing on my phone I downloaded an app for it Wirhin the first thirty seconds of opening it, it asked for - my location - microphone permissions - camera permissions - to send me notifications And then the obligatory obnoxious popup ad

Omg Tonight I was someone’s first kiss 🥺

stop 👏 comparing 👏 ChatGPT 👏 to 👏 Star Trek 👏

People who say audiobooks don't count as reading are fuckin losers

Planning to exponentially improve my current TNG rewatch by skipping every episode that includes Alexander. May skip most of the Worf-centric episodes too just to be safe. I have very low tolerance for Klingon bullshit.

Post an image of the last #StarTrek episode you watched 🖖

Meanwhile one of my smart lights that’s supposed to turn off at 2am… didn’t.

There’s something quite strange and a little disturbing about watching your clock actually skip an hour when DST starts

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

One of these days I’m gonna get serious about looking into hair transplants to fill out my beard and chest hair

iOS 26 and Liquid Glass still definitely has its issues. But this is fucking perfect

THIS

Not trying to victim blame, but it seems to me there’s a very high correlation between Princess Peach inviting Mario over for some cake and Bowser rocking up to kidnap her.

I miss the days when @paxaus.bsky.social was on the same weekend as the Melbourne Cup. Seeing decked-out cosplayers on the same tram as the cup-goers in their best bogan finery was truly special.

@urbanpitch.bsky.social this feels like what we were talking about last night 😂

Neelix and chill

Can I interest you in a

I have been the subject of the Bad Photoshop question at pub trivia this week lmfao

Genuine work gripe: Why the FUCK are people still coming into work sick? Today I sat through a meeting down the table from someone who was sniffling and snorting the whole time. No mask.

So annoying when I go into the loos at work and there’s someone already in there. Don’t they know that the bathroom with two urinals and two stalls that serves all the men on the floor is actually my personal private relaxation timeout space? Rude.

Lmfao

There’s a trend on alt bsky/OF/etc where the gentleman on top raises both arms up and flexes his guns while performing the act. Without wanting to yuck anybody’s yum, I find it… uniquely off putting. Utter turn-off. (Image unrelated, just included so I can mark this post as adult 😂)

Jesus. The date on this picture is 2017. I took it when I was with my last bf. That relationship doesn’t feel like eight years ago 😵

How I usually feel when all the other gays get into spooky season 😅

It’s so weird having most of my Apple stuff running Apple Intelligence, but my tablet too old for it. Notifications always show up 5-10 seconds earlier on the iPad than they do anywhere else. Being processed and summarised I suppose.

Queen of all she surveys

A question for my more audiophile-ish friends who use iOS (+/- AirPods Max) Do you set your iOS system equaliser to any preset, or just leave it on default? It's a bit of a pain to get to so I can't see changing it depending on the music you're listening to...

Posting b***e on alt 🤷🏻‍♂️

*taps sign* this is not to due with any conversation i'm having right this second, i just remembered it and, well, it's evergreen