Hobbies include: getting high and eating a whole brie with my cat

The "Two-Week Minecraft Phase." Everyone knows it. Everyone laments it. Don't you wish you could get all your friends to play for longer without getting bored? In this TED Talk I will explain why you should add exactly one horror mod to your server's modpack without telling anyone.

Removing all the grass from my lawn and replacing it with clover has been a pain in the fucking ass but it'll be worth not having to mow anymore

Locktober starts tomorrow! Here, have some fav pics of good boys in their cages. You'll be a good pup too, won't you? 🔒

Finally beat silksong with 100% completion and holy FUCK that final boss was so absurdly hard. 10/10 masterpiece of a game.

Currently fighting the final boss of Silksong. Might need to take a second Adderall for this one.

I found a SQUARE #Silksong

Do you remember?

showing off your stuff #furryart #yiff

wanted to draw myself a cute little icon over the weekend. I'm a lot more comfortable with them nowadays I think! Maybe this'll convince y'all if you want a badge from me, I find them to be a lot more fun and expressive sometimes!

This is, uh... interesting. And just got more interesting.

Sometimes @theonion.com REALLY gets it. theonion.com/family-views...

So Suika Game is the new Angry Birds? Got it. If you know what this means- yeah.

What if suddenly everyone switched their secondary fursona to be their primary fursona

Posting this every tuesday until everyone knows Suction Cup Man 5 is coming soon

Does anyone else find it really hot when someone takes off their watch/glasses/etc before getting intimate with you? Like, the little symbolic gesture that literally nothing is as important - not even seeing - as you are right then? Someone giving you their true full attention. That's fucking hot.

Well, good news and bad news. The good news is, I don't have to work on Microsoft's AI bullshit anymore. The bad news is, I got laid off. Work as a software engineer is pretty sparse where I live right now but hopefully I'll find something else soon.

BLOCK TERFS DON'T TRY TO WIN PETTY ARGUMENTS

for the past month or two, Meatball has gotten into the daily habit of meowing at me until I cover him completely with a blanket and "tuck him in." It took me until now to realize just how comfortable and safe a cat must feel to WANT to be completely covered and unable to see anything while he naps.

🎣 Fishify for @jademcleod.bsky.social 🐈 JADEtail CATfish! #CrunchysArt #Fishify #Commission

Every chair is a cuck chair if you're a cuck

I put the bussy in businessman

Which Garfield character is most likely to be gay?

Nah why do the Dallas highway signs use the goosebumps font tho

I hate app-first design cuz being on mobile feels like being on a snail on a tricycle to me, and being on PC feels like being a cheetah driving a corvette "Oh sorry you can't do perfect drifts with your cheetah paws if you wanna use this feature tee hee" Fuck off

Starting some drama in the discord

Gotta get that cheek squish better!

i love them 💙🧡

Subway is Chipotle for millennials

I have gazed upon The Great Filter and its name is Capitalism

Had a fantastic time at EVO 2025 and ready to be back home ^^ really great tournaments and venue. I hope I'll be able to make it back next year!

The space needle is so pretty at night

Watching the stars ✨ #FursuitFriday 🪡: @wilddogworks.com 📸: @kibarinwolf.bsky.social

Is this how that one Vanilla Ice song goes?

Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.

PLEASE REPOST!! 🔁 I am opening up FOUR slots for comms. No backgrounds available this month, sorry. Form and prices here: forms.gle/FxVnNffDooQR...

It's been a while since we had a #MeatballMonday! Meatball is still very sleepy.

Squares are the scariest shape.

frick 😵‍💫⚡️🔒 all locked up in the very first @beltbolt.co.uk device! for those who haven't seen the project, it's a fun little device that has a sensor in the tube of my belt, and electrodes to zap me locked beneath the plate lynx strains too hard = ZAP #chastity #beltbolt #fursuit

No, a kit-kat is not an Oroborus, a deviled Egg is though. A kit-kat is a Ship of theseus.

I need someone to send me $260 for... Reasons...

Get you a man who looks at you the same way Max Velocity looks at this tornado.

Mario Kart World is a great game with zero issues whatsoever

I love Mario Kart World but the feather item is GARBAGE

A very late night and a very sleepy #MeatballMonday

Dear whoever this frog at the @furality.org club during the hardcore/gabber set: Thank you for your service I am still wheezing

The YouTube algorithm continues to serve me gems youtu.be/r0_VVq4qtrM