[altless] RE: https://plasmatrap.com/notes/adsizimm5z

going to the effort to add a new emoji to my instance to react to someone's post in a mildly funny way and it turns out they're on mastodon ​:neofox_scream_angry:​

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It must feel so good for the UID 1000 to run a stop job for 1min 49s

the recent news really puts this in perspective tbh RE: https://isopod.zone/notes/9u9lm5m2ht

this is what i mean...

things I need MacOS for: -adobe programs -proton vpn

terrifyingly, scientists estimate that almost 100% of gay people are homosexuals

tongue eating parasitic isopod wearing a "women want me fish fear me" hat

It's terminal? Unusable. I'm not switching until I can be graphically ill

Real LLM tells: - excessive use of "not X but Y" type sentences - excessive use of "X, [verb]ing Y" type sentences - they accidentally copied the "sure, here's a great clapback you can use for any Elon Musk haters you find on X, The Everything App" part of the response and didn't notice Fake […]

so that didn't pan out ig

if it's so great why didn't they make jet3 holiday

all of your blocks are like. public references to other accounts on your profile, you're not actually limiting access on the server side. this is also why clearsky can do that and it's impossible to softblock anyone

one of the things that get me about bluesky is that on a really deeply technical level it's impossible to truly block someone so there's always a chance that your post will just silently get a spam like from taro magico or trending topics - world or whatever no matter what you do

what if i fucked around and turned authorized fetch on

"​:shaw:​" -Hornet, apparently

i only post to provide a constant stream of training data for @root_ebooks

f5 to refresh the page is a foundational keybind to me at this point

it should be illegal to buy a truck and only drive it in suburbia. that's like a husky. give it enrichment... trucks need covering in mud and dirt to be happy!!

i think the government should do chemtrails and put estrogen in them

I hope when the bubble pops it just takes microsoft and nvidia out completely

I see linus tech tips is now entering the "all the long time on camera personalities people liked start quitting and making their own youtube channels, leaving the monolithic corporate entity shedding them a husk of even its recent former self" phase that donut media went through a couple years back

Git be like: ​:neocat_stretch_down:​ ​:neocat_stretch_v:​ ​:neocat_stretch_v:​​:neocat_stretch_ul:​​:neocat_stretch_down:​ ​:neocat_stretch_v:​​:neocat_stretch_v:​​:neocat_stretch_v:​ ​:neocat_stretch_v:​​:neocat_stretch_h:​​:neocat_stretch_dl:​ ​:neocat_stretch_v:​​:neocat_stretch_v:​ ​ […]

Consider: creature

installing crypto miner malware on your pc but it actually runs folding@home

i think that if your social space is going to attempt and have a "no politics" rule that rule must be enforced by a council which contains at least one gay person, one trans person, one black person, one woman, one member of each major religion (and one nonreligious person of course), etc […]

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

[framework sponsoring right wing-led open-source projects] recent remarks from framework's CEO, nirav patel, are incredibly disappointing, and reflect a recurring theme that i'm seeing in tech: embracing, in both vocal and financial support, right-wing bigots and fascists with the excuse of […]

everything that I have learned about dhh has been against my will

The simulation hypothesis is true but our universe is running on the equivalent of a crypto miner that some kid installed on the family pc trying to get free robux

open hardware nerds on their way to recommend a laptop with a Rockchip RK3588 in it as an alternative to a company that sells high-power x86 PCs

THREE MINUTES?

why's everybody into cachyos now

ladybug spotted

gsettings set org.gnome.settings-daemon.plugins.housekeeping donation-reminder-enabled false

i shouldn't need apps to live in society

hippity hoppity children are property

[pol] If the overton window doesn't start moving back to the left posthaste I'm about to start putting a sledgehammer through the overton wall

"on the fediverse you can't talk about anything that isn't programming or linux" wrong. you can also post about transgenderism and foxes

PGP (Pretty Gay Possum)

a platform is not truly decentralized unless a furry with a spare raspberry pi 3 can spin up its own instance of it

wrenched up. squelching.