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[behold our gf] > get more girlfriends to get more secure passwords, that's how polyamory works, right? love im sorry what? ​:neocat_confused:​

> thank you for choosing Deutsche bahn today WHAT OTHER OPTIONS DO I REALISTCALLY HAVE?! I DIDN'T CHOOSE ​:neobot_cry:​

[selfie, ec] twain with haj ​:xenia_blahaj:​

conductor called me crazy for taking this connection ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

_​:neocat_cry_loud:​​:neobot_cry_loud:​_ - posted by _Ori_

Chat I have a cute puppyboy son now ​:cute:​ ​:neocat_aww:​ It's @[email protected] and he's cute and adorable (he will try to convince you that he's not cute but he is freggin adorable) actually I'm not his biological mom but the mom of a friend who always takes care one because one's bio […]

[lewd] I got to give her under the desk support during a work call <3 ​:neocat_flag_lesbian_kisser:​ and yes ofc I made her cum on call ​:neocat_angel:​ - posted by _Ori_

[100% for real trust me] They're sending the fish to work using strobe LED hypnobisis

@ori purr request

She's very cute :3

[no] Dark patterns when ordering food actually good

we get to meet a cute critter :3

[OH] _What is@[email protected] made out of? Like cotton candy? _

Qi Charge ​:neobot_heart_green:​ RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/adl7oh8qbw01002w

Dell Magnitude

CHAT! She told her parents that we're dating ​:cute:​​:neocat_heart_pink:​ now I don't have to desperately resist the urge to call her "my love" while they around

the nice thing about DB is that just everything is late so even tho the train is late we still have more time to change platforms than we'd have if it was all on time ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​​:neocat_googly_woozy:​​:neocat_googly_shocked:​

it is funny how we could instantly tell that we've passed into the Netherlands soley due to the lack of hills

so far the DB gods have been graceful, lets hope that stays

hi and bye Hannover ​:neobot_heart_green:​

still wants hot chocco ​:neobot_cry:​​:neobot_bottom:​ - posted by _jade_

all it wanned was a hot chocco but nooooo... DB is to stingy ro givw it a food cart - posted by _jade_

all it wanned was a hot chocco but nooooo... DB is to stingy ro givw it a food cart - posted by _jade_

ah yes.. Germany the land of **E** - posted by _jade_

_beeps from se train_ - posted by _jade_

literally us ​:neobot_heart_green:​ RE: https://wetdry.world/users/16af93/statuses/114341226165185923

god why today so sucky? ​:neobot_cry:​ need to be in 3 places rn ​:neocat_scream:​

uhm so unexpectedly we're going to the Netherlands the rest of the week ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

weee wooo

WE NEED TO GO TO MALAYSIA! https://www.instagram.com/retrohavocofficial/

CHAT LOOK AT THIS!!! now we're carrying our gf's with us at all times and are completely normal about it ​:neocat_flag_lesbian_kisser:​​:neobot_blush_hide:​​:neobot_blush_hide:​ - posted by _jade_

chat I think it has gf rankings ​:neocat_googly_shocked:​ /j lh

god I love slsk ​:slsk:​ - posted by _Ori_

If only we had boobies big enough for this _sigh_ - posted by _Ori_

​:neocat_bottom:​ source - posted by _Ori_

This one loves the explosive flavor profile of nitroglycerin ​:neobot_heart_green:​ - posted by _jade_

[food+] Ate food that was marked as being for 2 people ​:neocat_heart_pink:​​:neocat_aww:​​:cute:​ - posted by _Ori_

need - posted by _Ori_ RE: https://wetdry.world/users/luraichu/statuses/115294619282703525

born to read yuri, forced to work ​:neocat_floof_sad:​ - posted by _Ori_

Made our first ever workshop submission :3 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3577584080 - posted by _Ori_

me working be like :3 ​:dbl_paw:​ - posted by _Ori_

Discord 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 suitable 👏 replacement 👏 for 👏 forums 👏

random dude: _sais something_ us: _removes headphones_ him: Did u ever do LSD? us: why u asking? him: I hqve done it before and I wanna do it again us: beautiful for u, so did I him: keeps talking as we walk to the tram MIND YALL THAT WE HQVE NO CLUE WHO HE IS NOR DID WE EVER SEE HIM ​ […]

instead of calling ourselves tall, we'll also use vertically gifted from now on:3

[lewd?] Is it still masturbation if one gets dommed by it's headmate? - posted by _jade_