lb: oh my god 2001 kate

[bottom surgery question] is it still the recommendation to wait for bottom surgery instead of getting an orchi first? or does that not actually matter?

phew feelin' much better now that the kigraine's gone and i'm less comically busy and can breathe fr tho fuck migraines i felt hung over for like two days cause of it

[food (uncooked)] holy shit. long spaghetti

Desna can be very silly at times, and maybe spring is enhancing that feature even more.. #nsfw #furry #furryart #Desna_OC #ych

[ph-, but not that -] been dealing with a migraine and nausea all since like thursday :/ blehhhhh i got so much shit i need to do

[uspol, gun violence] sorry journalists but you don't get to pull the "i almost got shot" pity card unless you were somehow forced to be there (presumably due to it being the least bad option in some contrived saw-style trap) (hotel workers, my heart goes out to you)

[alcohol] this week's episode of botan kimiina is the most realistic portrayal of college life i have seen (specifically the part where your cool music friend hands you a undrinkably bitter west coast ipa then says "let's listen to my dad's copy of dark side on this record player i got at a […]

[tech fash] grumble grumble my fw13 touchpad cicks when i hold it wrong and the delete key's broken, but i get replacement parts cause i refuse to do business with a company that's giving dhh free shit on the regular

tired: [hacker voice] im in wired: [hacker voice] we're just normal men

[meme with a prominent dick bulge in it] me every time i open youtube

aw they updated pokéchamps and the gallade in the tutorial is no longer trans

[lewd, kinda?] it's transphobic that i don't have the kinda tits that give you back problems imho

[horny adjacent] every time i'm like "oh [normie friend] uses bluesky, i should give [normie friend] my bsky" i remember that Oh Yeah It's Full Of Porn Retweets and then instead i don't do that

oh no he's hot

[genital surgery chat] wow the "i want a pussy" feelings are strong lately maybe i should uhhh,,, look into fixing that

[uspol] jesus fucking christ

you should read 17776 today. https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football

<- 2026 winner of the 'car battery survived despite leaving the light on inside all night' award

Mitch McConnell

oh also while i got the tab open goddamn i love space it's so cool i'm so pumped for The Moon Trip (Just Visiting)

im wolp (not april fools) im dagn (also not april fools)

girls pretty soft nice

new eclair Lore just dropped

* Claude code source "leaks" in a mapfile * people immediately use the code laundering machines to code launder the code laundering frontend * now open source knockoff in python and rust What's anthropic going to do, sue them? Insist in court that LLM recreating copyrighted code is a […]

finally set up an OnStepX controller + crimped the cables for the 3d printed eq mount last night, and ... it couldn't see the fucken steppers lmao :blobfoxupsidedowndizzy:

lost three hours to flatpak not being able to resolve mDNS .local domains thank u flatpak

yeah im into bdsm brilliant diamond / shining mmmpearl

ok fess up which one of youse did this

inventing a type of dragon who is kissed a lot

last boost: me (right) and who (left)

"please enable ads on our site to see this content" you are vastly overestimating how irreplaceable you are

"openai's sora has been shut down" rad now do the same to the rest of your worthless sludge factory

inventing a new type of girl: macro snakegirl (in the photography sense. she is shaped like a probe lens)

[chainsaw man spoilers? idk i an hearing this secondhand] calling up my oregon friends and saying "hey i heard you got reduced into goo evangelion style and then collectively assembled into a big sword that says "oregon." are you doing okay?"

where do folks go these days for clothes that both aren't made with slave labor and are reasonably priced?

visited the locks today to check up on some Friends

me: sure, `[ExecuteInEditMode]` seems like a good idea. what could go wrong? also me: `killall -s SIGKILL Unity` `killall -s SIGKILL Unity` `killall -s SIGKILL Unity` `killall -s SIGKILL Unity` `killall -s SIGKILL Unity` `killall -s SIGKILL Unity`

holy shit tadc

weird blog i just saw that ended with a quiz at the end about what i just read what

charles "entertainment" norris

in honor of a dead, shitty actor with shitty views who was most famous for a shitty show, please remember The Lever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rQpH9HrwIg

skfjsjjfjshjdjs rip horizon worlds

thinking about getting a motocompo again (i can't, i don't have a garage to keep it in, i'm not keeping a thing that smells like gas and exhaust in my trunk, and also i don't even have a motorcycle license but a creature can dream......) or what if... a honda super cub.......

[lewd, éclair no] dussy (noun) - dog pussy drussy (noun) - dragon pussy know the difference

[lewd] suddenly being back on my progesterone after a while's like, "oh 1am already? rad, i guess it's 'sudden urge to post about how this dragoness needs her (theoretical) pussy ate' o clock"

lb: motocompo...... :)