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hacker: this firewall is plowing my ass protagonist: english, please hacker: this firewall is having gay sex with me

it’s always good to treat your body like a dumpster for a couple of days in a row so you can remember how good it feels to eat a vegetable

white slaves

marge

homer bart maggie lisa

simpsons on the tv bob dylan on the radio cigarette in my mouth hot lady on my thing. now that’s proper class right there.

doing white rapper hands

whitewashing a fence: wheee! yay! this is fun! hahaha!

has anyone seen my wallet

if you are white and you purchase this hat you go to heaven without question

it smiles like updog in here

what the fuck is bladee

are there any oldheads on here i want to see some pictures of food

are there any women with huge boobs on here who want to marry me?

If it doesn’t come directly from aliens or a group of guys who live in wire filled RV’s it’s fucking fake and I don’t trust it

waiting in line for backcountry permits doing cell bio homework how we doing today folks

id be so pissed if the way we find out aliens are real is through a congressional hearing. boring

i love literature

does anyone know what the most evil crystal is? working on my psychic ray

that barbie movie was so good! can't wait to get home and watch some porno

I think Elon Musk should be institutionalized and sterilized.

king crimson in the court of the crimson king

scientists have discovered the girlfriend particle

everyone’s saying becca’s going gangbusters on blue sky

*sending an X to an X group chat* yoo juice this X can i get some reXs??

I love the story of Frankenstein and his unnamed doctor

eating a peach sensually

play that fucking music white boy!

google search cool train photos

just smoked some weed

hey @bsky.app can you guys address the problem of the weird bug i saw scuttling across my kitchen floor? i will not feel safe until you do

[on a date] hold on i have to take this call it’s important. [taking obvuously fake phone call] yeah ok so apparently that’s slutsville calling me. and they want their mayor back. and apparently the mayor is you. because you’re a huge slut i guess.

skyrim soundtrack jeremy soule 2011

hmm need crossword help. looking for 6 letter word for “charismatic german leader”

the dolls here are rizzed tf up

i have hungry syndrome

tired of making decisions for myself. anyone want to own me as a white slave?

steely dan pretzel logic 1974

i know i joke around a lot but there are 3 things i don’t fucking play about. 1) the cutting satire of new yorker cartoons 2) the hard hitting journalism and lighthearted humor of NPR 3) the lyrical brilliance of lin manuel miranda

so they say that when verne troyer took his life he used something really small like a nerf gun

i will be on a posting strike until the bluesky devs all kill themselsves for the dishonor they have brought the company

the hobbit 1977

operation italian quesadilla has been an unmitigated disaster

My white slave tried to post during the posting strike (he is clearly a stupid cracker) and I boxed his ears good. No jokes until we fix this racist ass site (he is not payed to fix the site or paid for anything else he does for me)