some times it feels like trump is voldamork.

im pregnant and i eat hella tylenol idgaf

every single username i've ever heard of has chimed in on todays news within minutes. only kwebbelkop, drewissharing and barnacules nerdgasm are yet to comment

the day the celebs stood still

Dr. Oetker only lived to 56.... That shit doesn't work!

best ever

My £10,000 gold labubu just bit a kid while I was taking it for a walk, the vet is refusing to put it down as it's deemed "too rare to die"

since i was bit by a feral labubu i can feel myself changing and my humanity is definitely fading...

Sent Bluesky my passport so I can see all the posts on here in accordance with UK law and the staff have been making cruel memes out of my passport photo in the style of Bad Luck Brian

Without passive income, I am just a stupid cunt. This site is seriously dick riding Twitter's style! RT if you agree with either or both of these

Just got out of the quicksand pit I've been stuck in for 6 months but rest assured I was thinking about BlueSky the whole time. I would never forget about this shit!

bluesky wrapped just told me im the only cunt to ever send a 'skeet' using the dvorak keyboard layout

I'm such an idiot I just begged Santa for forgiveness on my deathbed 🤦‍♂️

is it true that this site is full of atheist grinches?

A quick glance at Deadpool and Dave Chappelle is all Mangione needed in these times

just went gentle into that good night and it was literally fine

Getting into Brokencyde in my 30s

he's not pleased with secret santa @cooljinzo.bsky.social

Elon has announced he's taking a "Mod it til it crashes" approach towards SpaceX in 2025

i've got the funniest cat on earth

if this shit ever happened to my windows installation i would kill myself.

The guy that was cutting the monkeys hair never got paid the royalties from that meme.

Didn't realise you're meant to keep your follow back ratio symmetrical on here. but rules are rules

Someone identified a piece of clothing I made in an adult video on The Hub. Unfortunately it was a racial cuck video and the guy wearing my merch was the cameraman. gonna have to put out a statement saying Please keep my designs far from The Hub but if you gotta wear it at least keep it monogamous!

Luigi's Mansion huh...

I'd be confused if I had no feet too

they did surgery to give this dog jeans

It's very telling that he chose a HH pickup config. Reminds me of a certain Austrian

Suicide By Grinch

My favourite conspiracy theory is the loch Ness monster 😍 or Frankenstein

Amount of people coming for Mr Beast's head nowadays you would think he's the Beast of Bodmin (£1M cash bounty reward)

Trying to get Daffy on here

Shall we upload the vids of our barbershop quartets first performance?? @snipars.bsky.social @nicotine.bsky.social @quietstheme.bsky.social Or shall we let the hype around it build just a little more

Israel are worse than the thalmor!

Field update: Listening to some Rap whilst I'm.flyiny my drone

The developers have announced this website will soon fracture down the centre splitting all its users between Team Skyrim or Team Fallout with real cash prizes for those who choose the right team!

Just wanted to share this picture of me as a boy on here. Thank you

Echo chambers is where I have my best arguments.

Advice to new Blueskyers: - be vigilant. Sometimes ppl are not what say they are appear to be at first glance! - be kind. Say pls when replying to every post. - be careful. Avoid doing satire, someone could think it is real and it can cause confusion and sadness - but most of all have fun my guy

GODLEY has passed away from a sense of humour deficiency

to me verne troyer and e.t. the extra terrestrial have basically the same moves just different models. like ness and lucas in smash

Just walked into a church and my Hawk Tuah tattoo started burning and glowing red

Bluesky are paying me $40 to yell in strangers faces about this website for an afternoon, not sure it's gonna get any more signups but i'm willing to try

When I'm 90 years old with dementia I'm going to be misremembering dust2 and Varrock as places I actually visited in my youth

Standing outside Greggs and telling everyone walking in that it's Free Sample day and to take a bite out of anything that catches their eye