I love hamas

Non binary agent smith be like hello Mx. Anderson

Is there still a crazy amount of nudity on here

that thanksgiving backshot air smells like cranberry sauce>>>>

good pussy sounds like one hand clapping

Donatella VERSACE💜

imagine the uproar if the genders were reversed

sufjan stevens is strong evidence that if you make beautiful enough art then god himself will torment you

sorrry for not texting you back last week. i was driving in the world’s longest tunnel

pocari sweat and hot dogs have kept me alive for too long

having a work from home job is great because *glass shatters, livestock begin screaming* who goes there?!

last night was a concerto

made a playlist for this girl but forgot to take the drain gang shit off

pronouncing Saw X like socks

about to please sir may i have some more my way into some gruel

Oliver Twist is so stupid. Why would you want more gruel

is it time to wake em up sir

going to start replying to people on here with ‘i love you’

typa shit im on

You can't be talking like that white baby

(driving) [I open bluesky and hand the phone to my 12 year old brother] Hey hit the little blue button at the bottom. Yep. Now type "I put the tip in and started peeing". Yeah. Now just hit the little blue button at the top. Thanks

this labor day im mainly thinking of all the unskilled labor out there

im in a groupchat with the first gay person in the world

Jacking off

my genuine reaction to that information

hellooo i made a gofundme for FFS if could share and/or donate that would be really cool thank you ♥️♥️♥️ https://gofund.me/114f8235

bro last night was a 4 day weekend

last night was a concerto

does anyone know how posts get aggregated into specific feeds on here? if i post about a movie will it just show up in the film feed or is there a step im missing. if no one answeers this im going to cut my head of

when bill simmons said “i’ve been alive for all the concert tours since the mid-seventies”…..what die he mean..

my broken door:

one venti iced latte. oat milk is fine, two pumps sugar. and just a little fentanyl too

good gracious people are posting full hog on this website!

i was created in unreal engine 4

beautiful risings pharoah

looks like the Teamsters got just about everything they wanted

scientists have discovered the girlfriend particle

i thought oppenheimer was a great movie but also everything ive ever read/seen of cillian murphy has convinced me he’s one of the coolest actors alive so i’m very happy he finally got an opportunity like this

justin trudeau’s director of poverty assistance 👇👇

IT MUST CHANGE

ive been proselytizing it but Anohni’s new album is totally awe inspiring