“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.” ― Cicero

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Pet very carefully

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"You have played for 2,621 hours. Would you recommend this game to other gamers?" "No."

We are so lucky to live in a world that has bobtail squids. 🦑📷 cr1970 (www.inaturalist.ca/observations...)

My friends got me a bunch of pokemon plushies for my birthday holy shit. I'm pretty sure the Totodile is life size, it's so big.

Barnes & Ignoble.

ok well this made something click in my head for some reason

When assembling your dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully.

based on a true story

Self-insert Warhound fanart

To those who "don't do politics": I believe that politics is gonna do YOU. 😒

the closer you get to someone, the more likely they have rabies

Truly unbelievable "Steven Rosenbaum, the author of “The Future of Truth,” acknowledged that the nonfiction book about the effects of A.I. on truth included misattributed or fake quotes concocted by A.I."

low-key love jerking out to #evil stuff

proper squat form

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Autism defined by Autistic people:

Sally Ride, beloved astronaut.

Wait she has a shark plushie??? Trans??????

Maybe I should let her hypnotize me specifically to erase the thought that we have a This Is How You Lose the Time War type relationship

~1 month domme4domme review: still not completely sure what sex is for us. So far we just spend all day writing each other over-elaborate, threatening villain speeches to jerk off to. And honestly? It's pretty good sex

good night ominous red orb watching me unblinking in a bleeding haze from my boyfriend's ceiling

it's the original video for KC and the Sunshine Band's "Give It Up" I'm not even joking fucking look at this youtu.be/N2Gi4Y4JzOA?...

bobble head doll girl

Every time I download a "girl stolen by fae" book from the various free ebook events I am disappointed. I still download books of the "girl stolen by fae" subgenre because I crave the same experience I got when reading Changeling the Lost 1e for the first time as a college freshman

shes gonna fucking cry

she regrets agreeing to try some role reversal

oh

*Confused puppygirl sounds*

that sight is a privilege reserved for my dearest lovers. i never wanna forget to put it on...

John Oliver on the Supreme Court: "It was a 6-3 decision in the case of White People vs. Everybody — and you’ll never guess who they ruled in favor of”

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Remember, don't eat any of the food they offer you. Otherwise, you'll be stuck in this dream forever. But it's rapidly becoming difficult, here in the rose garden. You've politely denied their repeated offers, used every excuse you can muster, always to be met with a kind, knowing smile.

Say hey...👊

oh. oh no.

Morning 😂.

What a powerful photo. Famous journalist @katiephang.bsky.social examines evidence and surfaces clues from the Epstein files released by the US government.

I have no notes.

One of TVs best characters

Happy Mother's Day to those of you that celebrate!! 🖤🩷🖤