lol

are there any cool apps? it's been a while since I've seen a cool, novel app

I've been rewatching Reno 911 and so far one of my favorite little lines is when they're all saying bye to an FBI team and Junior just yells "drive good!". My wife and I have started using it

I get why Blizzard is aiming to add every hero to Overwatch Stadium, but I feel like they should have a rotating roster of heroes every season. Otherwise it's going to be sooooo complex and there's inevitably going to be completely broken shit

Wow finally, a sequel to Muzzle. We can't wait for Muzzle: City of Wolves

I walked outside and there was a hawk on my wife's car

I won tix from A24 for a screening of The Smashing Machine in IMAX tomorrow night, with some UFC fighters in attendance

the liquid glass design being used on iOS looks awful, and I just learned it's also in the new version of MacOS. I don't think I'll be upgrading my OS anytime soon now

this shit is fucking ass. absolutely worthless spout, i hate it so much.

a matador's goal is to avoid physical contact

Oh noooo 😢 I just found out that The Chief from Carmen Sandiego died 23 years ago 💔

I bet all the people who believed the rapture was coming today feel pretty foolish and have learned a lesson. I doubt any of them are going to fall for it again, move the goal posts, or make up excuses for why it didn't happen.

why not make a tuna melt Uncrustable

a couple months ago I was reading a book and wanted a reminder of the character names. I asked ChatGPT to give me a list of characters in the book, it gave me the cast for an unrelated movie. I clarified my request and it spoiled the book for me. I decided then that I'm never using ChatGPT again

lmao

My niece is going as a raccoon for Halloween so I 3D printed this candy bucket for her

friends, have you heard the good news?

Xing Xing is my Moo Deng. Love for Moo Deng is fleeting and based solely on baby animals being cute. Xing Xing looks like a nasty pervert in a monkey mask and I would die for her

The power company in Nevada (NV Energy) is planning on changing how they charge customers. Rather than charging us for the power we use, they're going to look at the 15 minutes in a day with the highest usage and extrapolate that over the whole day. I have no idea how this is even legal.

I work at the Oscar Meyer factory and it's my job to fart in every single one of these containers before they get sealed up

Before smartphones, it was important to have stupid shit all over the walls in public places so we had something to occupy our thoughts

They've got everything at minor league baseball games

If you ask someone to name 10 books and this is their list, you need to get to safety IMMEDIATELY

Overwatch 2

As she was explaining this to me I couldn't help noticing a glossy book on her coffee table, the corporate history of the Tampax company. I pointed to it and asked, "A rags to riches tale?" I don't think I was invited back after that.

My late father-in-law's second wife did research for Tambrands in the late 1980s, actually doing alginate vaginal casts of volunteers and at least in the Black population of the Carolinas, some size/shape differences were noted but not enough to merit redesigns.

I watched The Player for the first time the other night and it's interesting how it really stressed the fact that Whoopi Goldberg uses jumbo tampons

I was arrested for posting "Charlie Kirk KEKW"

45% of all Windows users are still on Windows 10 and Microsoft is really ending support next month. Seems like a bad idea!

my new favorite tiktok account is this ref who is just the real life version of the ref from Kroll Show

my new favorite tiktok account is this ref who is just the real life version of the ref from Kroll Show

Life is so chill and easy if you just don't get worked up about stuff and mind your own business

Getting ads on tiktok for the worst Xmas ornament I've ever seen

I have absolutely no clue how this was something people used to learn

Shaggy from ICP's statement on Charlie Kirk

Rick and Ilsa arriving at the airport at the end of Casablanca (1942)

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

I went and saw The Wizard of Oz at the Sphere last night. I was wincing through the entire thing, it is disgusting looking. There were duplicate munchkins with fucked up faces waving with seven fingers who would just morph into the background and disappear. It looked like bad 90s CGI throughout

how do you even try to onboard a friend to Overwatch who knows nothing about it? There's *44* different heroes now, plus all of the perks. Is Stadium an easier experience since it's a smaller hero pool?

I do love this takedown of Joss Whedon by Jean-Pierre Jeunet, the director of Alien: Resurrection

well anyway, what's everyone's thoughts on Alien: Earth?

got vaxxed up this morning

I never wrote a Corel Gallery Clipart in my life

I found this old broadcast U-matic tape today from maybe the 70s or 80s and it's just labeled "Star Wars Part 1"