Blue Garfield

hi, cis folks! that thing we kept warning about? it’s happening. and a lot of democrats won’t fight unless they’re afraid it will destroy them politically. US senators need to hear your voices. our healthcare isn’t a bargaining chip. contact info: reps.fyi tap in the thread for scripts & info.

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I think some of the most interesting dreams I have are when I meet people irl who I have never seen before. Like my brain just comes up with a whole person based on their personality and online persona It would be creepy as hell if I ever saw them and they looked exactly the same as in the dream

September 29 1996, The Nintendo 64 debuted in the Americas WITH Super Mario 64 and Pilot Wings 64! The N64 was originally to be called the Ultra 64, then changed. Konami owned the trademark for "Ultra Games", ironically because Nintendo limited 3rd party NES game production years before! 🕹️1/2🕹️

I can't eat a salty snack because then I will want something sweet afterwards and then the sweet thing will make me want more salty and then it'll be an endless loop. But then if I start with a sweet snack I will want something salty and then something sweet to balance it out and it's another loop,

Haven't heard this mashup in over a decade and decided to re-listen Holy shit I forgot how good this was. He was 17 when he made it too. Insane www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTx3...

He has committed 7 war crimes (that we know of)

why not give yourself an extra pronoun? as a treat. go pick one out champ. you earned it. i am so proud of you

I recently got a music commission that I've had a lot of fun working on, and it makes me think, maybe I should like... formally start accepting commissions??

thank you for making the effort to be here today

who up chewing they bones

I miss when YouTube had a ratings system that functioned

Closing the cap on my corticosteroid inhaler with one hand in an, at best, slightly impressive manner, as if it were my reload animation

Remember the reason for the season

If I ever have a big dumb smile on my face for seemingly no reason, just know that I'm probably thinking of this song youtu.be/EXpbISWTmIE?...

I made Kuromi (I tried)

every ouppy and kibty should have a lifespan of twelve billion years

prune the stress off. you've got more room to grow

punk gengar for the punk girlies (and boyos) #art #pokemon #halloween

Forgot to say that I watched Knights Of Guinevere and it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it's great it'

The fit here is crazy. Bro is snazzy

I love waking up on a cool, rainy morning, staring out at the foggy, overcast skies, letting the grogginess flow out of my system and replacing it with the scent of rain coming through an open window

MOM LECTURING CHILD: if you don't spend more time on the computer all the little people in it will die

this is your signal to snap out of it

I am bewildered

Some days it feels like I have too many bones and other days it feels like I should have more

I hate feeling on edge, anxious, like I'm about to break down into a full-on panic attack, for no clear reason. Like at the very least if I knew "it's because I didn't sleep well last night" or "I ate too much sugar" or something at least I would have a reason but I don't

you cannot get good with a piece of software unless you kinda hate it

TINY 🤏🏻 eye goobie friend auction on Discord! ➡ discord.gg/3mBj4nHzkN

To All Artists: Repost that art. Milk that piece more, it took a lot to draw. Post close up shots, color edits, speedpaintings, the background lore. Be annoying about it. It took too much effort!

If you give your kids Tylenol PM, they’ll only have autism at night.

Ned Fulmer is a fucking moron

My YouTube glitched for a moment and showed a 9/11 disclaimer on a video by Ordinary Sausage

If I had my own Nintendo Direct-style presentation thingy it'd be called FAEDirECt

FREE ART RAFFLE. If you're following reply with an OC or Character reference, etc this weekend by Monday and I'll choose one lucky winner. <3 Single Character, NSFW Optional. Must be following. #art #raffle #free

Violence doesn't solve everything but it certainly would solve Some Things right now