I have never felt more seen by a passage in a book

My incredibly creative child drew my assigned fursona

My two vibes for Maid Day are 1. Jokes only I find funny, and 2. 😱😳Scandalous! 😦🫣 #art | #ffxiv | #emet-selch | #wolemet | #emetwol

back of the canvas

It’s her day

Time to put on my long sweater and put my hair in a over the shoulder ponytail like every anime mother ever (death flag)

Hi happy mothers day who wants to get me an iced coffee bc I am mother to more than just snakes (I have a literal child i 3d printed her myself)

I’m so mad the English localization changed “piroshki” to “dumplings”. God forbid we risk hearing the name of a Russian food. Us dipshit English speakers would be too confused or whatever

Going to my first burlesque show and we are pondering if we need to bring dollar bills or not

Sometimes you are not given what you searched for, but what you need

that old man I hate

It bothers me that writing smut is looked down on for many reasons, but one of them is because how and why a character has sex can tell you so much about their personality. PWP can be a fantastic avenue for a character study

His passing was like an explosion of an ancient star. It looked like a whole new universe was born from that brilliant light. #EmetSelch

> “unskilled labor” > looks inside > the labor is skilled

Computah show me kiwi birds running

girl he's started gluing coins to doors what level of dementia is this

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

Had an s1 that turned out to be a css bug so I got to show off to BE focused engineers, always a neat feeling

ok fine im getting a whole box set if i don't get the ones i'll cry and probably offer up the extras when i get them

ex-fucking-cuse me 60 USD?

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

Remember all the mcdonald French fry potatoes that were dumped in some ditch during covid

I dreamt @supergreatfriend.bsky.social streamed this game: Think You Can Fuck My Daughter?! for the Sega CD (1993). Designed for possessive dads obsessed with their daughter's virginity. Dads duel boys who want to date their daughter, in a football stadium. In the dream, this was a real tradition.

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

"i think tanks from the primal server should keep making the bone dragon go north because it is really funny."

Briar rose

Nero had to be a rat tail kid

at last

The Symbol 🐍 [oc]

i don't think people fully understand that hanta is far worse than covid in any imagination - incubation being 8 weeks, mortality rate of about 35%, no known treatment, and the cruise ship variant seems to be spread human to human and by air.

I see no lies here

i feel like rich people go on cruises just to catch new and novel diseases

playing/writing a racist ass garlean and text having no capacity of showing sarcasm or layers means that i look like the chud that for some reason thinks garlemald's fascism is the bee's knees that comes out every patch that involves Garlemald

oh

Calyx lain bear pajamas final fantasy 14

I can't believe Shadowbringers is free

we're never really shown any negative in regards to the garlean experience for their imperialism beyond sidequests where sometimes children are melted for giant robot projects and people live in the sewers but for some reason the capital has playgrounds named after Solus and a working public rail

if garlemald so good why no interstate 69 built thru gridania

Everyone should be nicemaxxing. You should be kindmogging everyone

my brain don't work no good so i require medication that i can't simply quit or else i would be unable to work and possibly die like anyone else who has a medical disorder who requires medicine, whichever organ has that issue

loki for real this time but not marvel rivals loki just a regular loki

straight people probably do fucked up shit like "bikini play", "breast fetish", "sex kink" and so forth

If anyone knows of a company needing a frontend developer with heavy knowledge of react and related libraries, as well as assistance with WCAG/accessability, component creation and design, forms and data heavy pages, etc...! Yahaha! You found me!