"Excuse me sir but what u said hurt my feelings. I'd like to speak with a manager." -Aubrey Karen Graham

Drake really is trying to mess with the essence of battle rap because he can’t take an L. Just let it go, man.

SHIIIIIIIIT This is gonna be a rough weekend

This is beyond foul. 🤬 people.com/ice-agents-a...

Look what I found digging in the crates! It still works, too. What color iPod mini did you have?

This is beyond foul. 🤬 people.com/ice-agents-a...

This truth.

We felt the shift. It didn’t matter that we have experience, earned degrees and head households. We were ‘too uppity’ in wanting success that didn’t completely involve service to everyone.

My level of ADHD and side quests is having to add all my errands as stops in Maps so I don’t get distracted ….

Mentally preparing myself to go with hate for my drive in the DMV today.

Anyone else watching #ThePitt? Are we live-skeeting over here, or? I’m trying to talk about my fav with my people.

Since there’s an influx of new users, I think now would be a good time to remind everyone to add alt-text to your images.

In true Black family fashion, I just found out my aunt passed…sometime in December. Did I mention I found out on Facebook?🤦🏾‍♀️

This whole 🧵 is facts. You don’t get to use our sayings or hashtags when it happens to a non-Black person or whenever it’s convenient, especially while you continue ignore our struggles and pain.

Discovered the massage chairs at the birthday party spot and successfully unlocked dodging small talk with other people who just got caught up when I did.🤭

Y’all out here doing what?!?!!

Mike Brown got killed by a cop for walking in the street on a street with no sidewalk. His character was THOROUGHLY assassinated.

So now people are worried about character assassination after a police shooting?

In case you were wondering, casual racism is still alive and well over on the bird app.

There’s something about these picks for a main award. Do y’all see it? #TheActorsAwards

This whole 🧵 is facts. You don’t get to use our sayings or hashtags when it happens to a non-Black person or whenever it’s convenient, especially while you continue ignore our struggles and pain.

Black people: You don’t say…🙄

Or, hear me out, WP could think of their own protest hashtags and not use a hashtag they KNOW is specifically used to bring attention to state-sanctioned violence against Black women that’s often ignored. Why do y’all always need to co-opt ours? Use something else.

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You are on punishment. I’m not laughing over here…anymore.😂

This just means you’ve been lucky enough not to work with these types. I worked in corporate and in newsrooms, including in PA. The work shenanigans and characters are painfully accurate. There’s also a new show from the same creator called The Paper, so…

In true Black family fashion, I just found out my aunt passed…sometime in December. Did I mention I found out on Facebook?🤦🏾‍♀️

ProPublica identified 20 segregation academies in Mississippi that received almost $10 million over six years through a state-funded program. At least eight opened with an early boost from state-funded vouchers in the 1960s. (Published Nov. 2024)

These two are music gold. They should make more songs together.

Hey y’all! So as you know I just started my new job on December 22! Shout out to me! Anyway, it’s an office job so I need some things. Yes I’m working but the money goes to bills. As always, I got content for days! Buy some so I can get my office space comfy and stocked DM for menu $Temelessech

If you XL and up they looking for you 👇🏿

It’s your time, fellas. Where y’all at?🤗🧤

Also, what a LOT of people who are not black on this side of the planet do not understand is that being a descendant of slaves is not a badge of shame but a badge of honor. Because that freedom was won under impossible odds. An AMAZING accomplishment.

The Kennedy Center is being operated as a “slush fund & private club for Trump’s friends & political allies” resulting in millions of dollars in losses. No one wants to attend so trump cut ticket prices by…Checks Notes 5,000% 🤷🏽‍♀️ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Just watched a video of a woman whose fiancé got her a covered butter dish for Christmas. There’s literally thousands of comments from women under her video who received crockpots, vacuum cleaners and other terrible gifts. Husband horrible gifts is still trending, too. smh 🤦🏾‍♀️

If you think this hatred is about ‘a few bad clips,’ and not an entire manosphere of misogyny, anti-blackness and the worst, uninformed, uneducated takes on women, sex, dating, relationships, parenting, politics and life in general, I don’t know what tell you.

Owen Hunt was Cristina’s biggest hater. Yang was literally sleeping with the ops. 🤦🏾‍♀️ #GreysAnatomy

If you think this hatred is about ‘a few bad clips,’ and not an entire manosphere of misogyny, anti-blackness and the worst, uninformed, uneducated takes on women, sex, dating, relationships, parenting, politics and life in general, I don’t know what tell you.

The older you get, the more you realize Donald Duck had valid reasons for going slam tf off when life was messing with him.

The dating pool has 80s toxic waste in it, just neon green sludge, because this man is so unserious. Sir…no one is coming for a dusty date at your place first.

What JVL ‘misunderstands’ here is that MTG is a test case. If the GOP can show their most extreme members can see the light, they can dump Tr•mp and convince you dummies to vote for them, again.

I’m rewatching #GreysAnatomy and Tucker really had the audacity. He really thought Miranda was going to leave her top surgical job after she had that baby. Sir…pls bffr.

They’re trying to put a new data center in Virginia. The proposed site is next to Newport News Reservoir, which provides water for Hampton Roads. This area is finally coming back decades after Black neighborhoods there were destroyed to build the interstate. www.13newsnow.com/article/news...

Why would you need to say that 15 ‘missing’ files had nothing to do with the president, sir?

Captain’s Chicks and Fries

🎄To all who celebrate:

They still dragging that lady from the Kroger grocery store that says her husband needs her permission to be a decent human being.

She’s an amazing sports journalist. Bravo, sis. 🙌🏾

This is true.

It would really great if the government would pause being utter dicks for just the rest of the year, and give all folks a reprieve from the trauma and terror. Just for a bit.