+1 Season ✨

I swear the last thing I wanna do after talking and problem solving for 12+ hours a day is... Talk and problem solve. Text it.

I live for this time of year. So many occasions to dress up! All the shimmer and glitter ✨ Formal dresses, cocktail dresses, LBD! Boots and Heels 👠 Make-up or bare face...doesn't matter! Perfume, body oils, and bronzers Not to mention Open bars and all the snacks!

Depends on the context... Some women are drowning by life so it's a form of admiration and encouragement. On the other hand, it can come off backhanded from people who haven't seen much struggle.

Yesss! I wanted to see her messaging being tailored to rural Texas too! Hospitals closing and Texans leading in being uninsured are definitely something they care about.

My DoorDash is on the way. Let me hurry and roll up...

The bowls and burritos the same price, right? What did that tortilla do to her?!!

Me to Me: Anything for you Princess 🥰 Christmas came early!

People sleep on Tinctures! Especially the water soluble ones 😮‍💨

The same people who let Al Green get thrown out of SOTU and no one walked out with him? The ones who "protested" in coordinated outfits?!! Are we really surprised?

I also love CSPAN kept the old school tradition of letting folks call in. You get to hear what constituents around the nation are feeling in a bi-partisan way!

C-SPAN > other political "news" outlets I like facts. Hearing the moment in real time. I do not like sound bites and Roundtable opinions.

I legit ain’t got shit left in the tank.

🗣️ AFFORDABLE CARE ACT VOTE IS SCHEDULED TODAY 🗣️ AFFORDABLE CARE ACT VOTE IS SCHEDULED TODAY 🗣️ AFFORDABLE CARE ACT VOTE IS SCHEDULED TODAY 🗣️ AFFORDABLE CARE ACT VOTE IS SCHEDULED TODAY Watch it in real time, if you can! Long form content > Short form content

True Crime 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾 Scammer Stories = My kind of series

Craving Indian food and Sushi ...I don't feel like I should have to choose anything other than both of em

Kettle Cooked Jalapeño Chips and/or Chocolate Covered Pretzels.

↖️ If "I Just Be Doing Shit" was a person... I was gifted a curly cactus to revive. The big spikes had been previously removed. I'm handling it barehanded thinking nothing of it until 5 minutes later my hands were on FIRE 🔥 I've been pulling microscopic cactus spines out my hand for 48 hours 🥹

25 Reasons - Nivea I've been a Lover Girl 💞

Post you from a different era in your life.

When TV shows make me cry I automatically check the calendar to see when my cycle’s about to start.

Started taking probiotics 😩 this purging phase has sent my skin TO HELL !!

Single In love Heartbroken Single (until further notice)

I’ve been pushing myself to do ONE THING for myself daily… Cooking dinner, a bubble bath, starting a load of laundry. Showing up for myself the way I do others.

This book changed my narrative which changed my life ✨

Top 5 Trader Joe's Snacks:

U pose to grab my favorite candy every time u go in the gas station

My favorite part of social media is how we can interpret one sentence so differently, yet still be on the same page in a way 😂

I'm moving to another country where US dollars are multiplied ($600 or more to every US dollar) and retiring early! Might teach yoga on the beach when I get bored...

I miss poke bowls, hot link sandwiches, and drunk 3 am greasy street tacos 😩 The few things plant-based will never be able to get right...

Being single is cool until you start craving real adult intimacy. Come put your head in my lap and tell me about your day…what made you laugh? who had you fucked up so I can beat their ass for messing with my baby??

🎶We fall down. Then, we roll up. Or whatever Donnie McClurkin said.

Bring fingering back. It’s a dying art form.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

HAVING ME IS ENOUGH

Before I stopped dating men, being Bi was something I voluntarily excluded in conversations. You not about to “you think she’s pretty? Is she your type? Go buy y’all ____” every time we’re out somewhere like having me isn’t enough...

Idk. Im only spinning the block for one reason and it’s absolutely not bc I want us to try again.

Is it really a party if people don't assume your Bestie is your GF ?!! Ugly Christmas Sweater Party 🎈 🎄

On the finest of paper plates.

Valentine's Day. I'm going to be Buns out on somebody's beach! Idc if it's a solo trip or a baecation...

I need a functional high... I love a good Hybrid! Sativa dominant to be productive and indica dominant when I want to be creative or chill.

I want to spice my Chili up tonight... I think I'm going to make Cornbread Waffles to go with it!

3:33 ✨ My Ancestors been on my head closing out this 9 year 😩

I just want an Espresso Machine for Christmas... nothing too crazy!

That bonus e-mail just came through. 🙂‍↔️

Shoutout to Spectrum for including most of these in my cable/internet package!

Dallas and Bald men took an L that day 😩

Hannah Hidalgo is the ultimate crash out 😂

Every time she says "you gotta play to win not play to not lose" my brain glitches...

I'm rooting for Coach Yo and Ole Miss