🗣️Do not talk over my food!

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It’s 9AM…why are you bored lol

Happy 61st birthday to Kamala Harris.

Nothing is impossible

With You

Today is lucky to have you.

Every day that passes without this film being on a streaming platform is a tragedy.

🗣️ 🎙️

Pedestrians…when you see me coming…knees to chest!

Lemme go jog while I have the bandwidth

PSA 🗣️: When you put on your signal make sure you swivel your head on that fat ass kneck and check to see if it’s clear before you get over. I say BEFORE you get over.

Jogging won

Think ill take the top off today

“How Many Licks?”

Hmm…Go jog or 👊🏾 🥩

I know grandparent la be looking around at the family gatherings proud thinkin all these hoes came from me 😂

Remember when people would just be fat and outta shape as adults? The people said “NO MORE!”Lol. It would be surprising to see a real in shape person back in the day or you’d see em on a tv show showing how they went from a “nerd” to a “hottie”. Jerry spring jenny jones type shit

Him-“You smoke?” Me-“No.” Him-“Oh, you a Christian huh?” Me-“I’m employed, junkie!”

DETROIT PERIOD 😎 #WhatUpDoe

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I need a cuddle buddy

I went in the store for a watermelon and came out with everything but a melon. Spent $102.73

"you should've never called me a fat ass kelly price." in the 75 years of television, this lives as one of it's greatest moments. how blessed were we to experience that?

Im not doin shit today but eat oatmeal and watch tv

The elders really do alot in meetings. Why are you asking all these questions…shaaaaat aaaaap

Currently listening to Christmas music. It’s never too early.

If yo avatar light af and you brown af or darker…I’m blockin yo ass

Bro said fuck y'all imma get this sign off even if y'all drag me 😭😭😭😭😭

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

I prefer people that cuss 😂

Toxic positivity

Pop my butt. Pop pop my butt.

A little birdy told me…

I rebuke voice fuckin notes! If we textin don’t start that shit! Take yo ass to the studio and lay some tracks!

Halloween costume purchased

Smitty a lil bitch #Beyondthegates

Once I notice I’m the only one reaching out ya done ✂️

I wish it wasn’t me telling you this but invisible ink pics don’t disappear from the person you sent it to. It just frustrates them from seeing it right away (However, DM’s on IG do disappear after viewing if you will it so)

😂😂

Inviting other people is a quick way to get me to cancel ✌🏿

The people are getting SICK SICK😷

Not these people tryna make me work today. What’s going on here 🤦🏾‍♂️

Welp!

I want cuddles and head rubs