once again would like to give a shoutout to naps

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

maybe this time if i really lock in i can get everything done

parallel universe where goosed is the opposite of goated

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Hegseth is now the Secretary of War, which is fitting I guess as RFK jr is basically the Secretary of Pestilence. We just need Famine and Death to round it out.

call her a mouse girl the way she's chewing on my shit

girl who has no nonvolatile memory

this petard was a group project

on that dark night of the soul bullshit

furtive pygmy, never forget

i went to the cartoon discourse store and everyone knew you

gonna go back to abusing semicolons like i did when i was a teenager

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

accidentally huffed the carpet cleaning solution

"what would jesus do" he would get murdered by the state next question

my reward for fixing things to quiet my anxiety: more anxiety

if ur bluesky feed is boring it’s because you’re not following enough weird trans girls

the purpose of a protest is to demonstrate that those in power are holding power through violence rather than consent

pavlov's doggirl

all hole, no rabbit

glad we're getting a headstart on developing cyberpsychosis

did you fold the towels into thirds? you're so real for that

rinsing the dirt out of the flower pot so i can use it again

the strangest thing about aging is knowing of a world before that is well and truly dead and quickly fading from memory

tired: straight man who says "whatever I want to fuck is a woman" wired: white woman who says "whatever I want to fuck is a dog"

sometimes sleeping feels like pushing the words down just like you push your diaphragm down when you're trying to suppress the hiccups

i have a bacon guy at the farmers market

did u know that if you boil parsley you get a stinky horrible mess

this is still unbeaten

saw someone wearing a good boy tank with the o's replaced with an ahegao face. i love this place

The truman show is like if the matrix was only happening to 1 guy

trans women banned from the oppression olympics for having a natural advantage in being oppressed

the dreams in which i'm dying are the worst ones. would not recommend

sorry i can't come into the office i gotta actually get some work done today

alt-f4ed out of a dream

i saw the tv glow

when they say "god works in mysterious ways", they mean that she sometimes hits the weed vape before her shift at the arby's

one of the most important things to learn, if you're out there doing things: you don't get to talk about it. you don't get to brag about it, you don't get to tell your friends, you don't get drinks bought for you in the bar off the story. it's *always* shut the fuck up friday

Princess Mononoke (1997) dir: Hayao Miyazaki 📽️

Brazil is a movie about a very plain and very sad man blowing his life up because he has a crush on a woman who is clearly gay

getting dolled up to go to the bookstore

local girl eats a salad

me, a lead ion, when someone adds kcl to the solution: i'm crashing out

good take from bad site

almost 20 year anniversary to the actual best vice article of all time

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

I’m a cog in the machine but I developed a fetish for it so it’s fine

nobody cooks gooses anymore

me when i have no idea what my bestie is talking about: ur so right bestie