Retweet this is you think @timheidecker.bsky.social should hire me as a staff writer for The Onion

i mean, fuck Van, but this song is so beautiful.

“When the only tool you have is a gun, every problem looks like a puppy dog.” - Kristi Noem

I have thought this would happen as a last ditch diversion to the epstein files and or attacking Iran

starting to think our president might not be a very good person

You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.

The King of England is talking about criminal charges for his own brother (for his association with Epstein) meanwhile America can't even get rid of Howard fucking Lutnick

The "Who New" commercials from Walmart are stupid. I don't understand who would be the target audience.

Houston's defense is ferocious

Republican Congressman Doug LaMalfa from California District 1 passed away this morning.

Well, that was something.

2026 is off to some start.

Meanwhile on TruthSocial... Is he taking a cognitive test a week now? And why?

Trump without Trump. You won't have to listen to his voice or see his face. This quote from Rocky Mount, North Carolina on 12/19/25 is unedited and 100% accurate - Chart Love

49ers-Bears, what a football game.

49ers-Bears, what a football game.

It seems as if the Philadelphia Eagles have forgotten that they can throw passes to Barkley.

Brighten someone's day!

At some point, more Republicans are going to see him as a liability and act.

Does every day feel like a new low with this administration?

Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.

Anybody still looking into the missing 50k that Tom Homam has kept?

Time for me to put the phone down. My feelings, right now, are not healthy. Tomorrow is what we make it. Goodnight, folks.

Connections Puzzle #875 🟪🟨🟩🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

This is how game 7 is supposed to be!

Beautiful, thank you Canada!

I believe it is time for GOOD TROUBLE! Have a great weekend. Stay safe, everyone.

Cities everywhere:

In deepest Exmoor. #exmoor #Exmoor #nature #relaxing

Almost 60 years later, this song is so relevant again. youtu.be/gp5JCrSXkJY?...

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Front page of Drudge right now

I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Donald Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

First ever heat advisory in Alaska. Hmmm, what could cause that?

In honor of our current president, here’s a little Bruce Springsteen!🎶🎤🎸 #ClassicRock #RockNRoll #ClassicVinyl #MusicSky #Resist youtu.be/IxuThNgl3YA?...

They are all high as fuck and think they got starring roles in a movie. None of them have the slightest idea how to do their jobs or what the constitution says or the purpose of government and some of them have college degrees. It’s the stupidiest takeover of a country in all of history.

If members of the press are worried they didn’t give enough coverage to the cognitive decline of a sitting president, they have an amazing opportunity to make up for it right now.

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I'm reasonably sure that this is the fault of JD Vance.

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"Tesla’s stock is down 22% in the past four trading sessions and 45% for the year. Tesla has lost more than $585 billion in value since the calendar turned, equaling tens of billions of dollars in paper losses for Musk..." www.cnbc.com/2025/04/08/e...

So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!" I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old." He said: "Did he eat red meat?" I said: "No, he minded his own business."

We simply cannot dismiss the beauty this world has

Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province

This wasn’t some liberal holdover. This wasn’t a career bureaucrat. This was someone Trump’s team installed. And even she couldn’t stomach what they were doing. She wasn’t alone. Five more federal prosecutors resigned in protest. Bless their courage!