No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

Who is this Northernlion guy lmao 🤣

Give me 5 minutes with Trump I could convince him Daredevil is real

shodan and the hacker = hetslop glados and chel = yuri durandal and security officer = yaoi

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

b-but I just bought more land in the metaverse!!!

would you rather have a gay thot or a son daughter

at the request of my dear colleague francis i present to you the first three of a series of panels describing the types of trans guy that exist via metal gear solid. in this case 1-3

brother you best BELIEVE im sticking my penis in there

ive synthesized she/her kiryu in a lab

Heat if it was WOKE!? 🤯😤😂 Neil McCalloutPost Vincent Homo Chris She/Herlis Directed by Gay Michael Mann 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 (he/him)

Tiger drop negates all damage

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

y'all are calling mildly uncomfortable relationships toxic. if you saw the toxic relationships i obsess over you'd hurl

I can't wait for RGG to reveal in Like a Dragon 9 that Mr. Libido was an agent of The Fixer, Minoru Daidoji, sent to keep tabs on Majima's gooning habits to gauge his suitability as a Daidoji operative

All my streams sound like this

when I told my 6 year old son Privatejet Taxcuts that Jeffrey Epstein was slimed in his cell he did the Wakanda pose and said "Jeffkanda Forever" which is the kind of pop culture crossover I can get behind 😌

Broke: all nb's are named sock Woke: all cis people are named jeffrey epstein & run an international sex trafficking operation

man its been go go go since November for me. cram cram cram for licensing. cram cram cram for training. cram cram cram for more licensing. work life balance? never heard of her

the kiryu with swirly glasses is fixing my machine

we out here getting modest dividends for our services bitch

me

we need smaller pickup trucks and we need like twice the amount of fucking headspace in cars. fucking ridiculous the amount of cars ive been in where sitting in the back seat I have to tilt my head forward or to the side. im not even that fucking tall

have strong hopes for dark ties bc it's the first yakuza related title where you textually play as the repressed homosexual hustlegrinder that the series' mechanics push you to embody

bitches would rather send two emails, five texts, twelve snapchats, six carrier pigeons, three telegrams, four courrier-delivered missives, and nine smoke signals before making a single phone call

deidre 2026 reading list thread

sorting out getting my vacation from 2025 paid out at work bc I technically got laid off but your girl is the comeback queen so she got hired back in a different role and my supervisor's eyes went wide as dinner plates when she saw how much unused vacation I had left

read some awful TERF shit today that ruined my mood but you fucking know what? where i am today, the woman i am, i built that. with my own two hands. and sure, it may seem pathetic to those who've had the correct gender handed to them on a silver platter. but it's mine, i made it, and i did it

ZAMN! Your stupid cock-sucking ass thought this was fucking BUTTER! Delete yourself mother fucker!

keep fighting

anime rival, after fending off protagonist's girlfriend: only i get to jerk you off.

y'all mind if a white girl uhhh jork her fuckign peanits???

I kinda have imposter syndrome but not in like a "everyone's gonna find out I'm a hack fraud" way more like a "wow. I genuinely did not expect to make it this far in a corporate work environment" way.

Y'all mind if a white girl speak a little third person,?

we are leaving learned helplessness in 2025 we are striving to be better people. we must become better people. it's the only way forward.

need gender affirmation (smoking a cigarette shirtless, sitting cross-legged in a shady gambling den, sweating profusely because of all the warm bodies packed into the small space)

she’s funny

here's my compromise: we get slightly higher tv budgets instead of extremely higher tv budgets, but we get 16 episodes a season instead of 8-10, and also seasons come out annually instead of every 3-4 years

Quaritch, shirtless, standing outside tent with Varang inside and telling him to come back to bed: just be sure to have him back by 11. Kiri: s-sure thing Mr. Quaritch Spider, mortified by the situation: 😳

jealous girlfriend who forces her boyfriend to pick gay romance options in rpgs bc she doesn't want him talking to other women

how it feels after you take that morning shit after u wake up hungover

this is slapstickslop. you only like it because the enemies die funny

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

Misandry is not a cute funny thing and I'm tired of it being considered "okay" and "cool" to be casually cruel to men On that topic the differences between men and women are negligible and are played up by the ruling class for the same reasons they sow division btwn generations, ethnicities, etc.

This year I beat uhhh -Like a Dragon Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii -The Outer Worlds -KOTOR 2 -Dragon Age Origins -Dragon Age II -Dispatch -Battlefield 6 -Star Wars Battlefront II (new one) Maybe some others I'm forgetting I also played a fuckton of Marvel Rivals