I think this sums it up. He is a laughing stock around the world. “A festering carcass of American rot. A rotting pumpkin.” Thank you, Oliver from the UK👏

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

We have cleaned up the crime scene and blocked a local investigation and hidden the perpetrator and invaded the state and that is how you know that we are acting in good faith and that everything was the victim’s fault. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

The thesis of the book is that early COVID lockdowns weren't worth it and mid-COVID mitigation measures like masks, contact tracing and business closures don't work. This is laughably false and the authors have endorsed the people now running Trump's HHS.

"We're disappointed we didn't get time to figure out how we can gouge this before it was announced."

Ian wrestling with the big questions.

Ouch…

this one

Vale David Stratton, a huge influence and based on the too brief chat we once had, a lovely guy.

It’s almost as if it’s the plan of a drunken fool.

Oh eat a mountain of moldy dicks you disingenuous sack of orange paedophilic shit.

Time for a lie down in your favourite public flower bed.

No, I won't "forget left and right". Like his leader he was a ruthless, sociopathic cunt, and neither class nor background had anything to do with it.

“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.

I’ve seen versions of this for decades now - basically, ‘don’t play into their hands.’ The problem is they just lie. Doesn’t matter what you do. They lie. Even if they didn’t, if you’re always choosing your actions based on fear of your adversaries’ countermoves, you will never have the initiative.

The entire plot of Andor S2 is about the Empire creating a bloody civil disturbance and then blaming the resulting violence on the previously peaceful protestors.

Milkshakes at the ready…

Aaaand don’t you just know some gaping, prolapsed arsehole took the rest of the day off after coming up with that one…

“Because the Liberals are better economic managers.”

Not prisons. Not "detention facilities". Camps.

*chef’s kiss*

THE URCHIN KIDDIES HAVE CALLED IT FOR LABOR.

Anthony Green now has a small army of urchin-like kiddies running back and forth from counting centres, like a 1950s bookie at the Melbourne Cup.

ABC’s polling screen has been broken for the last 20 mins. Anthony Green is now using a paper notepad. I’ve got an overhead projector in the shed, if you need it?

Hey Clive Palmer: how's this for spam? If you ever come to Adelaide I'm going to cave your fucking head in with a cricket bat. You have been warned.

White House releases new photos of suspected MS-13 members with tattoos on their hands:

Perfect.

Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.

A helpful primer. And with seemingly everything the Orange Cancer does, he explained sometime ago quite plainly that he was going to do this, and why. Something along the lines of "if you make the situation so bad, they will beg you to make it better."

Russia isn't on Trump's tariff list. Russia isn't on Trump's tariff list. Russia isn't on Trump's tariff list. Russia isn't on Trump's tariff list. Russia isn't on Trump's tariff list. Russia isn't on Trump's tariff list.

Would that include insider trading, Peter? Just curious.

A reminder for these times.

How fucking DARE you?!

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

Spotify always was a massive con.

whether you think it’s fascism or “competitive authoritarianism” or whatever, this era will be characterized by Trump using state power to lean on his private sector enemies, and most of them will capitulate.

Your regular reminder that GB News is bankrolled by a billionaire fossil fuel investor, and does not speak for Britain... www.desmog.com/2023/10/30/g...

Known racist who’s famously made their entire career off of being racist and who very recently got fined for being racist upset at being identified as racist.

So I guess now that’s left is the ceremonial stuff? Democrat voters violently storm the capitol, kill a few people, trash the place and everybody lines up to take a shit on Mike Johnson’s desk?

“So what do you call this, then?”

Fuck you and your current podcast ad campaign KFC Australia. Nothing guaranteed to make me want to spew faster than hearing close up mouth sounds in my headphones, followed by idiots groaning and talking with their mouthes full. You absolute fucking bastards.

Cheers, boomer.

Where can I get tickets to this?

Hang on - has the DICKS: THE MUSICAL cinema release been bypassed in Australia? I thought I had an eye on it, but if it was screened that was one incredibly fucking small window.

Nicked from Mastodon:

Australia, some days you are a real bag of dicks.

If you don’t know… fkn google it. youtu.be/SAqIypjk-5A?...

Almost 40 years ago to the night, Jack Nicholson attended a Halloween party. He walked into a funhouse hall of mirrors, before something happened that was as terrifying as it was inexplicable…