It's getting harder and harder to wake up these days.....

So there’s a guy that Instagram recommended to me who does this exact bit, and some of his jokes are actually pretty good www.instagram.com/reel/DVHnqhz...

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

I got curious

When I do my BBL consultation. #notreallyjoking

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I am so damn tired.

One of you needs to hear this:

Bsky labeling my posts about how evangelicals are trying to bring about the apocalypse as ‘intolerant’, even though it’s confirmed that that’s what evangelicals like Pete Hegseth are trying to achieve in Iran. Keep being trash Bsky.

This is so many of y'all rn

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

Go, my chud sons

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

The post con sinus infection is seriously kicking my ass :'3

Travel Anal Carl .....who the FUCK is carl?!

These subliminal cyberpunk 2078 ads are crazy.

So at this point we just have to ask. Who hasn't blown off Bill Clinton?

Maybe I'm just crazy, but last I checked when someone's response to why they did something wrong at their job is "I don't know anything about that" and only that every single time, they are usually fired for negligence.

Microsoft cutting itself out of its own market. At that price point just buy a PC lol.

Have one of the lil doodles as I try some more high res things! It took a lot longer than I thought, but @asreyhyena.bsky.social wanted to show off her new outfit! Don't forget I close up for comms on Monday! Its all pinned :D

Can't we just skip to the part of fascism where it collapses under its own malicious incompetence and backstabbing but without the rest of us suffering in the meantime

You’re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.

The Death of Democracy

this is their third or so tower

And just like that we've gone from "kill them all!" To "thoughts and prayers for Tyler Robinson for being a lost mind 🙏 😔". Amazing how the rhetoric changes the exact moment they know it was one of theirs.

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

uh...

It was nice to see a few faces I had not seen in a while and get to hang out with them, but I think I'm realizing the convention scene might not be for me anymore.

Seems financial history is doomed to repeat itself.

I can recognize that trump dying wouldn't mean the death of this administration and still be just as excited to fucking see it happen. Please let it happen during megaplex, the memes I'll see walking around will be great.

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

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Pretty important things to keep in mind. I saw this trend on a few accounts I had followed prior to the election, they would always use regular conversations in the middle of it to seem like normal. All accounts that were making "won't vote for Biden" posts were gone and deleted after the election.

Yea I can't say I'm too surprised by this LOL

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This is performative. Crusader cat was friends with Kage, there was no being "made aware", he was allowed in. Kage is known to associate with Nazi furs and shouldn't be supported any longer. Stop going to AC.

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Please for the love of God let this be the opening of an investigation. I know they won't, but godamnit I'm actively tired of the bullshit at this point. Our fucking constitution is a godamn joke and will continue to be until every last conspirator is thrown in jail with no bail.

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Office MalO again